Donald Duck Groping Case to Go to Court: Disney Faces Claims

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A federal judge has allowed a Pennsylvania woman, April Magolon, to proceed with her lawsuit against Disney, claiming that a costumed Donald Duck groped her at Epcot in May 2008. Magolon alleges that the incident caused her significant psychological distress, including post-traumatic stress, nightmares, and other health issues. The discussion surrounding the case features a mix of serious commentary on the implications of such incidents and humorous, pun-filled exchanges about ducks and mascots. Participants express skepticism about the severity of Magolon's claims, with many making light of the situation through jokes about "Post Traumatic Duck Disorder" and the absurdity of a mascot's behavior. The thread highlights a blend of concern for the alleged victim and a comedic take on the bizarre nature of the allegations.
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http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/new...g/2011/01/_pennsylvania_woman_who_claims.html

A Pennsylvania woman who claims Donald Duck groped her at Disney's Epcot theme park can have her day in court, a federal judge has ruled.

Disney must defend itself against April Magolon's claims that the character grabbed her breast and then joked about it as she held her child at the Walt Disney World park, reports The Associated Press.

Magolon, 27, of Upper Darby, claims the May 2008 encounter left her with post-traumatic stress in the form of nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries.
 
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I just keep imagining him honking the honker and then bursting out in his insane quacky laugh. That had to be extremely traumatic. :frown:
 
It's like I always say, you can never trust a duck.

But still, "the May 2008 encounter left her with post-traumatic stress in the form of nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries".

Oh please! What a load of duck doo doo.
 
I was goosed by a duck once. But it was a real one.

I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.
 
Math Is Hard said:
I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.

Sounds like a quack diagnoses to me.
 
Ivan Seeking said:
Sounds like a quack diagnoses to me.

I hope not. I got a huge bill for it.
 
Math Is Hard said:
I was goosed by a duck once. But it was a real one.

I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.

:smile:
...

a thousand puns later...

...

Ivan, MIH, for the love of whatever you believe in... please... no more... puns... *death rattle**quack**honk honk!* *quack* *quaaaaaaacckkcchhhh...
 
Math Is Hard said:
I was goosed by a duck once.
I was aped by a parrot.
 
  • #10
Uh oh, Nismar has gone Goofy on us.
 
  • #11
Ivan Seeking said:
Uh oh, Nismar has gone Goofy on us.

I might be a little sleep deprived. :redface:

Jimmy Snyder: Ha!

edit: Ivan... Goofy. I missed the caps. You are pure evil, with an appropriate avatar. :-p
 
  • #12
Math Is Hard said:
I was goosed by a duck once. But it was a real one.

I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.
My great uncle had big gray geese. If they had confined themselves to goosing, that would have been OK. Those rascals would bite the backs of my legs and terrorize me when I was a kid. Shorts? Not a good idea.
 
  • #13
Math Is Hard said:
I just keep imagining him honking the honker and then bursting out in his insane quacky laugh. That had to be extremely traumatic. :frown:
Honk, honk! Now you need therapy.
 
  • #15
Math Is Hard said:
I was goosed by a duck once. But it was a real one.

I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.

:smile:

Dare I say someone better check that zzapperz to see if he is standing on a ledge somewhere?!
 
  • #17
Math Is Hard said:
I was goosed by a duck once. But it was a real one.

I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.

Ivan Seeking said:
Sounds like a quack diagnoses to me.

Math Is Hard said:
I hope not. I got a huge bill for it.
Oh man, you guys should charge for this stuff!
 
  • #18
I'm sure I know people who would pay to be duck groped. I think we should note; No actual duck was harmed in the making of this thread.
 
  • #19
gosh, it's just too easy to cry "psychological duck disorder" these days..
 
  • #20
dydxforsn said:
gosh, it's just too easy to cry "psychological duck disorder" these days..

But careful when choosing a doctor, that you get a quack.
 
  • #21
Avian Frotteurism... tragic!
 
  • #22
these jokes are fowl
 
  • #23
Proton Soup said:
these jokes are fowl

Foul deeds by fowl hands!

Oh man... this thread is just killing my brain-cells, but I really like it.
 
  • #24
I've used Duck-off brand duck repellent from ACME with good results. Since this is a minimum wage, flightless, bottomless duck with a speech impediment, she would've needed the heavy-duty formula.
Donald Duck said:
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy
 
  • #25
I don't know why y'all are so shocked by this. I mean, the dude...erm, duck...doesn't wear pants!

fycty0.jpg


Look at him...clearly, he's up to no good!
 
  • #26
http://www.getalyric.com/mp3/lyrics/songs/disney-7301/mickey_mouse_splashdance-22832/digital_duck-118806/

This plays a song at a fairly low volume, but for obvious reasons be aware that there is audio.

I don't know how he can be a digital duck with no pants though... Lisab is onto something here!

PERVDUCK!
 

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