Finding Solace in Favourite Quotes: Escaping Despair with Words of Wisdom

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The discussion centers around sharing favorite quotes, highlighting a diverse range of humorous, philosophical, and insightful sayings. Participants reference quotes from notable figures such as Robin Williams, Friedrich Nietzsche, and Albert Einstein, showcasing a mix of humor and depth. The conversation touches on various themes, including the nature of relationships, societal observations, and reflections on life. Notable quotes include Williams' take on divorce, Nietzsche's thoughts on women, and Einstein's musings about existence. The dialogue also features light-hearted banter about the quotes themselves, with some participants sharing personal favorites and engaging in playful commentary. Overall, the thread encapsulates a rich tapestry of thoughts that resonate with humor and wisdom, reflecting the varied tastes and perspectives of the contributors.
  • #601
OmCheeto said:
a christian acquaintance of mine

Aren't Christian friends fun...One told me once that I'm going to be the kindest person in hell.
 
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  • #602
lisab said:
Aren't Christian friends fun...One told me once that I'm going to be the kindest person in hell.

When I was about twenty years of age, I went through a real religious phase that included a revisitation of my Catholicism. Having never approached Catholicism as an adult, I went to a priest to discuss some of my concerns. Before the evening was over, he accused me of going there to trick him. :smile:

I figured that if I managed to rattle a priest, at least they must be good questions. :biggrin:
 
  • #603
Ivan Seeking said:
I went to a priest to discuss some of my concerns. Before the evening was over, he accused me of going there to trick him. :smile:
This doesn't surprise me. Nothing personal to you but I'll bet a lot of non-practicing people go to priests with a hidden agenda - hidden even from themselves. They probably genuinely think they're there to be open-minded, but they end up arguing their own beliefs and "taking easy shots" at religion. Priests probably look like slow-moving captive targets for such discourse. I'll bet people get quite accusatory in fact.

I'm not suggesting you were doing this, but I imagine you're not the first person to walk into that priest's church with questions.
 
  • #604
lisab said:
Aren't Christian friends fun...One told me once that I'm going to be the kindest person in hell.

Mine said we all going to hell (including herself).
 
  • #605
lisab said:
Aren't Christian friends fun...One told me once that I'm going to be the kindest person in hell.

Do you remember what I said my brother said?

Cheeto's brother said:
I've volunteered to go to hell, to comfort the suffering.

He's a devout atheist, much to the chagrin of my devout sister.
I was going to recommend to my brothers husband that he take up pastafarianism.
At least he'd be a deist.
 
  • #606
All the naughty girls are in hell. All the virgins are in heaven.

Looks like I'm going to hell.
 
  • #607
I've got to side with Jason on this one, it's a no brainer.
 
  • #608
US President Lyndon B Johnson was known to possesses a forceful personality that helped him get what he wanted. One morning, being anxious to discuss some issue with a US Senator [IIRC], Johnson called him at home at 5 AM and asked what he was doing.

"Oh, nothing Mr. President. I was just lying here hoping that you would call", he responded.
 
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  • #609
Don't do anything you can't undo unless you know what you can't do once you've done it.

Robin Hobb (quoted from one of her books)
 
  • #610
"life is like a box of chocolates"
outa the movie forest gump

Funny how i don't seem to like chocolate at the mo...
(woop woop 1st post)
 
  • #611
"No matter what happens on November 4th, there won't be any black people at work on November 5th." - Chris Rock
 
  • #612
During Reagan's last day as President, Tim Russert asked him if it helped being an actor.
Reagan replied: "I don't think anyone could do this job if they weren't an actor".
-- as told by Paul Begala
 
  • #613
Ivan Seeking said:
"No matter what happens on November 4th, there won't be any black people at work on November 5th." - Chris Rock

:smile:

I'll put that on my vacation schedule calendar tomorrow.

Poor old 55 year old kid never takes a day off...

Calvin! You get a day off!
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Please don't ixnay this post. Calvin will get a kick out of it. I hope. Tuesday of course will tell...
 
  • #614
JIM LEHRER: How do you read it, David, the Obama campaign?

DAVID BROOKS: Well, it has been a smoothly run campaign. The thing that strikes me about the campaign is how nice it is. I mean, they're not always accessible, especially with the candidate, but they are nice people.

MARK SHIELDS: They are nice.

DAVID BROOKS: When, in our business, you write something negative about a campaign, and you get a call often the next day, and they tell you you're a complete idiot.

With the Obama campaign, they'll call you up and they'll say, "You know, David, we love you. You're a great guy. We really respect your work. It's so sad that you're a complete idiot."
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/politics/july-dec08/sbelection_10-31.html

Another interesting one that I caught tonight. Apparently this is a common saying among [water impoverished] cattle ranchers in Montana.

Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting!
 
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  • #615
"It IS a take-home test. Once I grade it and give it back, you can take it home"

- One of my Physics Professors.

"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs."

- Mitch Hedberg
 
  • #616
I am Joe the cellist
- Yo-Yo Ma
 
  • #617
There is no Republican Party. It has been crushed.
- Ed Rollins; Republican political strategist
 
  • #618
Harry S Truman said:
“If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog”

My local radio stations response to Obama's xmas puppy comment.
 
  • #619
Vote for a Senator with convictions!
Norman Ornstein's slogan for Ted Stevens
C-Span
Live
7:44 am
 
  • #620
"Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time" - Danny Vinyard off American History X
 
  • #621
The Obama family will soon move into a house built by slaves
http://www.whitehousehistory.org/06/subs/06_a04.html
 
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  • #622
Ivan Seeking said:
The Obama family will soon move into a house built by slaves
http://www.whitehousehistory.org/06/subs/06_a04.html

OmCheeto's bartender said:
Barack Obama is proof that no matter how successful a black man you are, you still live in government housing.

Or should that go in the favorite/worst jokes section?
 
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  • #623
Ivan Seeking said:
The Obama family will soon move into a house built by slaves
As a (public) servant.
 
  • #624
Jay Leno to Senator McCain: How are you sleeping this week?

McCain: I'm sleeping like a baby! I sleep two hours, then I wake up and cry; sleep two hours...
 
  • #625
When it is darkest, the stars shine brightly
- Jesse Jackson on Obama.
 
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  • #626
A line of Gandalf Greyhem to Saruman the Wise in Lord of the Rings ' Tell me, when did Saruman abandon reason for madness?':-p
 
  • #627
Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful
- Warren Buffett
 
  • #628
Common sense is not so common.
 
  • #629
A high IQ can never make up for a lack of commen sence.
 
  • #630
Twenty-five percent of those exonerated by DNA evidence had confessed to a crime that they did not commit
-Jami Floyd; Defense attorney
 
  • #631
In the spirit of Monty Python's "You are all individuals!", "(I'm not.)", I give you something that my friend said to me the other day, while we were moving a dresser of drawers:

"All the drawers are different sizes, except the last one." :biggrin:
 
  • #632
We know now that Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob.
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1936
 
  • #633
I hope this hasn't already been posted.

Sir Edmund Hillary said:
Are we there yet?
 
  • #634
On the average, married men claim that about five hours are dedicated to sexual activities each week - thirty minutes of actual sex, and four hours and thirty minutes of begging. - a Jewish Rabbi [name unknown]

A Christian minister has been urging the married couples in his congregation to make love every night for a week. The Rabbi said that Jews would do this too, but it gets in the way of their suffering.
 
  • #635
My mother was that girl with the movie of beautiful black people in her head, flattered by my father's attention, confused and alone, trying to break out of the grip of her own parents' lives. The innocence she carried that day, waiting for my father, had been tinged with misconceptions, her own needs. But it was a guileless need, one without self-consciousness, and perhaps that's how any love begins, impulses and cloudy images that allow us to break across our solitude, and then, if we're lucky, are finally transformed into something firmer.
Barack Obama reflecting on his mother in his book, "Dreams of My Father".

I find Obama to be exceptionally introspective as well as insightful.
 
  • #636
"great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
A.einstein
 
  • #637
Put it in the curry.

Spike Milligan et al
 
  • #638
I used to have a book of fake quotes, this was one of my favorites:

"And how did I do?"
-- Dan Quayle, election night 1992
 
  • #639
We aren't the consumers of democracy, we are the proprietors, . . . .
Raj Patel

I would have used the word stewards instead of proprietors, or both, as in

We are the proprietors and stewards of democracy.
 
  • #640
"I have no special talent. I was just passionately curious." -- Albert Einstein - the most modest quote I've ever heard in my life; no surprise, it's from Einstein.
 
  • #641
Welcome to my hanging
GW Bush






- at his portrait hanging.
 
  • #642
Barack Obama said:
What is family? Is it just a genetic chain, parents and offspring, people like me? Or is it a social construct, and economic unit, optimal for child rearing and divisions of labor? OR is it something else entirely: a store of shared memories, say? An ambit of love? A reach across the void?

I could list various possibilities. But I'd never arrived at a definite answer, aware early on that, given my circumstances, such an effort was bound to fail. Instead, I drew a series of circles around myself with borders that shifted as time passed and faced changed but that nevertheless offere the illusion of control. An inner circle, where love was constant and claims unquestioned. Then a second circle, a realm of negotiated love, commitments freely chosen. And then a circle for colleagues, acquaintances; the cheerful grey-haired lady who rang up groceries back in Chicago. Until the circle finally widened to embrace a nation or a race, or a particular moral course, and the commitments were no longer tied to a face or a name but were actually commitments I'd made to myself.
Good book, which I highly recommend.

I'm now reading "The Audacity of Hope".

I think Obama is the right man for the job, particularly at this time. Seems he's already pissed off the far left. :biggrin:
 
  • #643
Astronuc said:
Good book, which I highly recommend.

I'm now reading "The Audacity of Hope".

I think Obama is the right man for the job, particularly at this time. Seems he's already pissed off the far left. :biggrin:

Me said:
If he(Obama) just sits on his hands for the next four years, he'll do much better than G.W.

sorry...
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but I really do hate GW
Hey!
I'm a Veteran!
I didn't spend 6 years of my life defending our right to free speech such that I couldn't say I hated my president at least once!
God let this be the last time...
 
  • #644
Blagojevich gives idiots a bad name
- CNN panel discussion.
 
  • #645
Obama on liberty and values

Barack Obama; The Audacity of Hope said:
As its most elemental level, we understand our liberty in a negative sense. As a general rule we believe in the right to be left alone, and are suspicious of those - whether Big Brother or nosy neighbors - who want to meddle in our business. But we understand our libery in a positive sense as well, in the idea of opportunity and subsidiary values that help realize opportunity - all those homespun virtues that Benjamin Franklin first popularized in Poor Richard's Almanack and that have continued to inspire allegiance through successive generations. The values of self-reliance and self-improvement and risk-taking. The values of drive, discipline, temperance, and hard work. The values of thrift and personal responsibility.

These values are rooted in a basic optimism about life and a faith in free will - a confidence that through pluck and sweat and smarts, each of us can rise above the circumstance of our birth. But these values also express a broader confidence that so long as individual men and women are free to purusue their own interests, society as a whole will prosper. Our system of self-government and our free-market economy depend on the majority of individual Americans adhering to these values. The legitimacy of our government and our economy depend on the degree to which these values are rewarded, which is why the values of equal opportunity and nondiscrimination complement rather than imping on our liberty.

Our individualism has always been bound by a set of communial values, the glue upon which every healthy society depends. We value the imperatives of family and the cors-generational obligations that family implies. We value community , the neighborliness that expresses itself through raising the barn or coaching the soccer team. We value patriotism and the obligations of citizenship, a sense of duty and sacrifice on behalf of our nation. We value a faith in something bigger than ourselves, whether that something expressess itself in formal religion or ethical precepts. And we value the constellation of behaviors that express our mutual regard for one another: honesty, fairness, humility, kindness, courtesy and compassion.

In every society (and in evey individual), these twin strands - the individualistic and the communal, autonomy and solidarity - are in tension, and it has been on of the blessings of America that the circumstances of our nation's birth allowed us to negotiate these tensions better than most. We did not have to go through any of the violent upheavals that Europe was forced to endure as it shed its fuedal past. Our passage was eased by teh sheer size of the continent, vast tracts of land and abundant resources that allowed new immigrants to continually remake themselves.

But we cannot avoid these tensions entirely. At times our values collide because in the hands of men each one is subject to distortion and excess. Self-reliance and independence can transform into selfishness and license, ambition into greed and a frantic desire to succeed at any cost. More than once in our history we've seen patriotism slide into jingoism, xenophobia, the stifling of dissent; we've seen faith calcify into self-righteousness, closed-mindedness, and cruelty toward others. Even the impulse toward charity can drift into a stifling parternalism, an unwillingness to acknowledge the ability of other to do for themselves.

When this happens - when liberty is cited in the defense of a company's decision to dump toxins in our rivers, or wehn our collective interest in building an upscale new mall is used to justify destruction of somebody's home - we depend on the strength of countervailing values to temper our judgement and hold such excesses in check.

Sometimes finding the right balance is relatively easy. We all agree, for instance, that society has a right to constrain individual freedom when it threatens to do harm to others. . . . .

More often, though, finding the right balance between our competing values id difficult. Tensions arise not because we have steered a wrong course, but simply because we live in a complex and contradictory world. . . . But I acknowledge that even the wisest president and most prudent Congress would struggle to balance the critical demands of our collective security against the equally compelling need to uphold civil liberties. . . . .
His thoughts seem generally consistent with mine. I'd love to have a chat over a few beers with him some afternoon. :biggrin:
 
  • #646
Here is a curveball for the right

Nothing will stamp out gay sex faster than gay marriage
- a comment made by an unnamed person on CNN.
 
  • #647
Shake the dust from you sandals: Disappointment without Cynicism
From Jacob's Shadow, by Rev. Herbert Anderson

Herbert Anderson said:
Sometimes, we get trapped in a seemingly endless cycle of setbacks that turn life sour. The chief energy of the soul is not disappointment or sadness but pretense and cynicism.

Mix of paraphrase and quote from Jacob's Shadow:

When disappointments are not resolved, they fester and foster a negative attitude about life that tilts toward cynicism. If the personal return on our emotional investment in the company, one's marriage, one's social or collegial group, is not enough, the temptation is to withdraw, shutdown, declare it was a dumb idea in the first place, pledge not to do it again, and risk becoming cynical. When one concludes that nobody really cares, nothing matters, people cannot be trusted, change is not possible, and no matter how hard one tries, things are not likely to get better, then disappointment transforms into cynicism.

When one is disappointed or things don't go as intended or expected, let it go.

Once one has named the pain and grieved the loss, one needs to let go in order to dream again and move toward a new future.

It may not be easy to lose or let go, for "giving it up" seems like defeat. But "letting it go" or "giving it up" is the only healing option.

Disappointment will not go away on its own accord. One simply needs to grieve the loss and let it go, and renew the dreams and expectations of a better future.
 
  • #648
Ivan Seeking said:
Here is a curveball for the right

"Nothing will stamp out gay sex faster than gay marriage"

- a comment made by an unnamed person on CNN.

:smile: I'm so stealing that.

*yoink!*

Here's one from some comedian I saw on TV:

A friend is someone who will help you move.
A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
 
  • #649
"If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself." ―conservative columnist Kathleen Parker
 
  • #650
Mẹ mua cho em con heo đất
Mẹ mua cho em con heo đất...í o í ò
Ngày hôm nay em vui lắm
Cầm heo trên tay em ngắm ...í ò í o
Làm sao cho heo mau lớn
làm sao cho heo mau lớn...í o í ò
Heo không đòi ăn cơm
Heo không đòi ăn cám
Heo chỉ cằn em bế trên tay ầu ơ
Em không thèm mua kem
Em không thèm Mua bánh
Em để dành cho heo
Em lì xì heo đất hai trăm mỗi ngày
Này heo ơi ngoan nhé í o
Này heo con ơi mau lớn í o .

That is a top hit quote in my native language at present
 

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