Funniest opinion you have heard about yourself?

[hbk4894]

that i have world cup ears.

 

[Bystander]

If I were any more "laid back," I'd be dead.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I look like a math teacher. Several people have said this.

 

[Silicon Waffle]

No one has ever said anything about me that I find funny. They only maddened me. But I think "you look like a man" sounds a bit humorous.

 

[WWGD]

I often get confused , when hanging out at B&N, with someone who works there.

 

[thankz]

apparently I'm a stupid fat midget retard

 

[Lord Anoobis]

If I were any more "laid back," I'd be dead.

Consider yourself fortunate. I was told something similar by a female colleague after informing her that she talked far too much. I say similar because while the meaning was the same, the resulting tirade contained an abundance of the letter f. And the claim: "you need a firecracker up your arse!" She forgot to state whether it should be lit or not.

 

[mpresic]

When I was 23, every time I went into a store selling records and tapes, some customer would ask if I worked there. I thought I should look like a physics grad student because that is what I was at 23.