Give Advice & Help Guide Others - Share Your Wisdom Here

[Gale]

Anyone have any advice they can give? i personally have decisions to make and could use some outside input. And I'm sure there're others out there looking for some wise words. So toss in your two cents and guide us wandering sheep!

 

[zoobyshoe]

Put on clean underwear everyday in case you get hit by a car and have to go to the hospital.

 

[Evo]

Don't forget to shave your armpits.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Never eat anything bigger than your head.

 

[Homer Simpson]

To the Ladies:

Ladies,

If you are looking for a man who is sensitive, caring, and good-looking: He likely has a boyfriend.

 

[zanazzi78]

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao-tzu

 

[franznietzsche]

Ladies,
If you are looking for a man who is sensitive, caring, and good-looking: He likely has a boyfriend.

That is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Danger, quit slacking!

 

[Danger]

So toss in your two cents and guide us wandering sheep!

My best advice is to not admit that you're a sheep when I'm around.

 

[franznietzsche]

My best advice is to not admit that you're a sheep when I'm around.

good job.

My advice: Don't get involved with people who are devotees of Machiavelli. We are likely to pull strings and push buttons just for the hell of it. We're not nice people.

 

[mattmns]

Ahh the Mach, I need to read that book he wrote, you know the one.

edit.. The Prince, and maybe Art of War. Any good?

 

[Danger]

Ahh the Mach, I need to read that book he wrote

Didn't he make someone else write it for him?

 

[franznietzsche]

Ahh the Mach, I need to read that book he wrote, you know the one.

Yeah I do.

 

[Gale]

My best advice is to not admit that you're a sheep when I'm around.

baaaaaad mental images. that's a mistake i won't make again...

 

[hypatia]

Let people earn there trust and respect, don't just assume they diserve it.

 

[enigma]

Never put off for tomorrow what you can put off for day after tomorrow.

 

[cronxeh]

use the rubber.

 

[Mk]

Ahh the Mach, I need to read that book he wrote, you know the one.

edit.. The Prince, and maybe Art of War. Any good?

The Prince, I enjoyed it very much. The Art of War is mostly common sense really.

Don't be afraid, your life is not going to be over, take it easy.

 

[franznietzsche]

Other advice: Don't take my advice. Ever.

 

[Hurkyl]

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
-James Thurber
(I think)

 

[hypatia]

The early bird gets the worm, but the late worm lives!

 

[Moonbear]

Anyone have any advice they can give? i personally have decisions to make and could use some outside input. And I'm sure there're others out there looking for some wise words. So toss in your two cents and guide us wandering sheep!

If you're going to follow the flock of sheep, expect to wade through a lot of ****!

 

[franznietzsche]

If you're going to follow the flock of sheep, expect to wade through a lot of ****!

I like that one.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

"Never whistle while you're pissing." -Hagbard Celine

 

[franznietzsche]

"Never whistle while you're pissing." -Hagbard Celine

Where's the fun in that?

 

[Averagesupernova]

Never tell people your troubles. Half don't care and the other half are glad it happened to you.

 

[Lisa!]

1.Don't search PF for old threads these days! (I wanted to find Dr.Brain's thread for you which was full of advice.)

2. Be careful about people who are always talking about morality.

 

[kaos]

If u can't beat em, Run!