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The discussion centers around sharing and appreciating humorous and witty one-liners from the Physics Forums. Participants highlight various clever remarks, often related to physics, science, and the absurdities of homeopathy. Notable contributions include quips about relativity, the limitations of crayons, and humorous takes on homeopathic remedies. The thread also touches on the nature of scientific discourse, emphasizing that interesting questions often arise amid conflicting ideas. Additionally, there are playful exchanges about the nuances of communication, humor in technical discussions, and the importance of clarity in scientific explanations. Overall, the thread celebrates the blend of humor and intellect found within scientific discussions.
  • #661
This is too funny not to share. It's from a now-deleted thread by a newbie that was deleted because it was personal speculation/personal theory. LOL @pines-demon :smile:

pines-demon said:
I am under the impression that this post is not going to last long...
Edit: also did you just name an interaction after yourself?!
 
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  • #662
If it's the thread I am thinking of, it is locked (like all the OPs threads) but the message where he names it after himself is still there.
 
  • #663
The one I quoted was from a thread start by @Mykhailo Dziabura today, and it was deleted along with the infraction. Is there another thread where the OP is naming new things after themself?
 
  • #664
Yes there is. I'll report it now.
 
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  • #665
Vanadium 50 said:
Yes there is. I'll report it now.
Thanks, I missed that previously (since I only skimmed his stuff). Your report will be discussed by the Mentors.
 
  • #666
Seems like a good time to remind everybody that when you see an issue in a post, please use the "berkeman Report" button to bring the problem to the attention of the Mentors. Thanks :wink:
 
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  • #667
I’m gonna name a certain novel intermolecular interaction after “deez nutz”

Maybe one day it will bear merit……but probably not.
 
  • #668
Vanadium 50 said:
Yes there is. I'll report it now.
That post has now been edited to remove his claim to fame. Poor guy... :smile:
 
  • #669
Maybe he ought to go into politics, after all he is acting like one!🙃
 
  • #670
PhDeezNutz said:
I’m gonna name a certain novel intermolecular interaction after “deez nutz”

Maybe one day it will bear merit……but probably not.
So its catalytic reaction would be called a kick in deez nuts?
 
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  • #671
Borg said:
So its catalytic reaction would be called a kick in deez nuts?

You’re thinking way ahead of me…..and I like it!
 
  • #672
PhDeezNutz said:
I’m gonna name a certain novel intermolecular interaction after “deez nutz”

Maybe one day it will bear merit……but probably not.
We have a furry theorem, a hairy ball theorem and a Cox–Zucker machine; deez nut interaction does not sound so wacky.
 
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  • #673
pines-demon said:
We have a furry theorem, a hairy ball theorem and a Cox–Zucker machine; deez nut interaction does not sound so wacky.

Don’t forget that in Goldstein, the transformed Hamiltonian where cyclic coordinates are revealed through canonical transformations is referred to as the “Kamiltonian”. (Rhymes with “Camel”)
 
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  • #674
Hyperfine said:
How much of your research work do you expect others to do for you?


Need I say more?
 
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  • #675
berkeman said:
Seems like a good time to remind everybody that when you see an issue in a post, please use the "berkeman Report" button to bring the problem to the attention of the Mentors. Thanks :wink:
One day…..One day I will create a berkeman Batman Skylight Symbol
 
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  • #676
That could be a great party trick --- if it's available/affordable!
 
  • #677
Vanadium50 said:
If I tell you "this is probably OK" and it is not, you will be sad. Since I don't know, I shouldn't guess.
 
  • #678
Work in progress.
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  • #679
“Your reasoning here is faulty. You can't do physics by waving your hands and stringing words together. “

- @PeterDonis

(I can’t quote directly because the thread is closed for moderation)

Which is true of course.

The thing that really got me was that the OP of the thread actually responded with

“Yes I can”

Yikes.
 
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  • #680
PhDeezNutz said:
(I can’t quote directly because the thread is closed for moderation)
That sounds like an interesting challenge...

We begin by looking at the posting history of @PeterDonis and locate a recent thread. There it is right at the top. Something about being closed for moderation.

We scroll back in that thread to find the comment in question. There it is.

We click the little "share this link" on the post to see what the URL looks like: https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/general-relativity-question-gravity-clock.1066746/post-7130447

We quote someone else's post to see what the BBcode for a quote looks like. For instance:
[QUOTE="PhDeezNutz, post: 7130482, member: 577620"]

So all we seem to need is a post number (7130447) and a member number.

Looking at the profile for @PeterDonis and extracting the URL we find:
https://www.physicsforums.com/members/peterdonis.197831/
So the requisite member number seems to be 197831.

Let us construct BBcode for the article in question:
[QUOTE="PeterDonis, post: 7130447, member: 197831"]

And test it:
PeterDonis said:
Your reasoning here is faulty. You can't do physics by waving your hands and stringing words together.

Huzzah! It works.
 
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  • #681
jbriggs444 said:
That sounds like an interesting challenge...

We begin by looking at the posting history of @PeterDonis and locate a recent thread. There it is right at the top. Something about being closed for moderation.

We scroll back in that thread to find the comment in question. There it is.

We click the little "share this link" on the post to see what the URL looks like: https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/general-relativity-question-gravity-clock.1066746/post-7130447

We quote someone else's post to see what the BBcode for a quote looks like. For instance:
[QUOTE="PhDeezNutz, post: 7130482, member: 577620"]

So all we seem to need is a post number (7130447) and a member number.

Looking at the profile for @PeterDonis and extracting the URL we find:
https://www.physicsforums.com/members/peterdonis.197831/
So the requisite member number seems to be 197831.

Let us construct BBcode for the article in question:
[QUOTE="PeterDonis, post: 7130447, member: 197831"]

And test it:


Huzzah! It works.
Amazed and stunned. Let me one-up you.

I just selected the text in the post, right-clicked, and selected "+Quote". Then you can add in any thread with the button "Insert quotes..." that will appear beside "Attach files" at the bottom of every thread:
PeterDonis said:
Your reasoning here is faulty. You can't do physics by waving your hands and stringing words together.
 
  • #682
jack action said:
I just selected the text in the post, right-clicked, and selected "+Quote". Then you can add in any thread with the button "Insert quotes..." that will appear beside "Attach files" at the bottom of every thread:
Yes, but did you notice that the thread in question is no longer locked? It is more challenging to quote from a locked thread.
 
  • #683
jbriggs444 said:
Yes, but did you notice that the thread in question is no longer locked? It is more challenging to quote from a locked thread.
Darn! It was locked a minute - if not seconds - before I read this thread!
 
  • #684
On a spam thread about learning how to code.

Ibix said:
Do you teach how to code spam filters, by any chance?
 
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  • #686
fresh_42 said:
popular science articles are usually so flawed that it would take an entire lecture to correct them.
 
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  • #687
A new poster informed Baluncore after a disagreement, that a time will come when he will meet someone smarter.
That day was today because he was that someone!

@berkeman replied.

"Having read thousands of posts by @Baluncore and a dozen or two by you, I doubt that assertion very much."
 
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  • #688
Dale said:
bland said:
Wouldn't a high coin toss in a turbulent air flow effectively be truly random for all practical purposes?
Yes, but put the word “truly” in there and suddenly nothing qualifies. That isn’t unique to randomness.
 
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  • #689
From a thread where a PF newbie is confused about the speed of objects and the speed of light:

phinds said:
You are mixing apples and oranges, so it's not surprising that your conclusion is bananas.

:smile:
 
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  • #690
pinball1970 said:
A new poster informed Baluncore after a disagreement, that a time will come when he will meet someone smarter.
That day was today because he was that someone!
His bravado immediately lost its impact when he mis-spelled "neccesity" on the next line.
 
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