Great one-liners from PF members

[russ_watters]

Context-free for a reason, but I actually love this one:

"What is 80% of infinity?"

It's both hilarious and I feel like maybe there's kind of an actual issue there. See also: "infinite space is expanding..."

 

[pines-demon]

Context-free for a reason, but I actually love this one:

"What is 80% of infinity?"

It's both hilarious and I feel like maybe there's kind of an actual issue there. See also: "infinite space is expanding..."

My answer to that would always be Graham's number.

 

[weirdoguy]

My answer to that would always be Graham's number.

And mine would be "interest imposed on my loan"...

 

[Ibix]

"What is 80% of infinity?"

It's both hilarious and I feel like maybe there's kind of an actual issue there. See also: "infinite space is expanding..."

To be fair, I had made a mistake in the maths and he was correct to point it out.

I still need to revisit that whole thing, even though Dale got the same as my revised answer, because I feel like the definitions are screwy somewhere.

 

[pines-demon]

To be fair, I had made a mistake in the maths and he was correct to point it out.

I still need to revisit that whole thing, even though Dale got the same as my revised answer, because I feel like the definitions are screwy somewhere.

Oh I see, you got 80% of $\infty$ wrong by how much?

 

[Ibix]

Oh I see, you got 80% of $\infty$ wrong by how much?

73%

No, the context was one of the currently popular one-way speed of light threads. My hasty mental algebra came up with the idea that 0.8c was always 0.8c whatever you did to the speed of light, which prompted him to ask what was 0.8c if you'd arranged a coordinate system in which the speed of light is infinite. But I'd slipped up on the maths, and other velocities don't scale that way.

I still want to re-redo the maths. Maybe this weekend I'll have time...

 

[DaveE]

The purpose is to make a storage rack for stacking atv/utv vehicles on, using a forklift, 3 high...

It will be a static load, except when loading or unloading the platform.

Um, yeah. Have you ever driven a forklift?

 

[jrmichler]

If you design it to withstand an earthquake, it might survive a tired forklift driver.

In a reply to the above posts.

 

[gmax137]

It does not take much to rise above the level of the average slobs in the workplace.