If my pet hamster buys foreign currency with U.S. currency,

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The discussion revolves around the legality and tax implications of currency transactions, particularly in the context of a hypothetical scenario involving a hamster. It questions whether buying back U.S. currency after depreciation, conducted with paper currency, avoids reporting gains as income. The conversation humorously suggests that the defendant's plea of "not guilty" could be attributed to the hamster's actions. It also touches on the concept of hedging, implying that such transactions may not have future implications. The legal perspective indicates that tax obligations depend on jurisdiction, with U.S. law requiring income reporting for any gains, while other countries might classify such transactions as capital gains. The dialogue humorously diverges into unrelated topics, including identity theft involving a star-nosed mole.
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then buys back the U.S. currency when it has depreciated against the currency he bought, and conducts all these transactions with paper currency, has he safely avoided having to report this gain as income?
 
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"How does the defendant plead?"
"Not guilty, your honor. My hamster did it."
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OTOH:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_exchange_market#Hedge_funds_as_speculators
 
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DennisN said:
Maybe it's just me, but for this purpose I would rather use a hedgehog instead of a hamster.

Wouldn't that be classified as hedging? Except that it doesn't have a future.
 
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Jamin2112 said:
then buys back the U.S. currency when it has depreciated against the currency he bought, and conducts all these transactions with paper currency, has he safely avoided having to report this gain as income?

It will depend on the laws where you and your hamster live. Under American law, taxes are due on any income that results from the activity of your hamster.
 
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In some countries a one off transaction like that would be treated as a capital gain rather than income.
 
Your hamster's financial transactions may well be of interest to tax inspectors,
but they would certainly be a lot more interesting to biologists.
 
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