I'm attempting to train a quantum dog (Rusty), suggestions?

AI Thread Summary
Training a quantum dog named Rusty presents unique challenges, particularly due to the inherent uncertainties of quantum mechanics. The discussion highlights the complexities of interacting with Rusty, who may unpredictably chase quantum cats, suggesting that his behavior is probabilistic rather than deterministic. The conversation also touches on the concept of entanglement, warning that interactions with other pets, like FooFoo, could lead to unpredictable outcomes. Additionally, there is a humorous exploration of Rusty's indeterminate quantum gender and references to educational materials that playfully connect to the topic. Overall, the thread combines humor with theoretical physics concepts to address the quirks of training a quantum pet.
tholepin
Messages
6
Reaction score
5
I'm attempting to train and interact with a quantum dog named Rusty. Any and all suggestions are or aren't appreciated.
 
Physics news on Phys.org
I tried that once, but he kept chasing quantum cats. Well, 50% of the time anyway.
 
Last edited:
  • Haha
Likes Borg and DennisN
Dear Vanadium 50,
Tongue in cheek as your answer seems to be, according to unperturbed Hamiltonian (0) and normalized Eigenfunction (0), the probability is that Rusty remains in his bed throughout the whole dingbat story.
At least 50% of the time ...?
 
Well, not knowing where Rusty is but knowing exactly how fast he is running or knowing how fast he is running but having no idea where he might be would make interaction... curious.
 
tholepin said:
I'm attempting to train and interact with a quantum dog named Rusty. Any and all suggestions are or aren't appreciated.
Just try to ensure he stays away from FooFoo, otherwise they may become entangled, and very few people understand the outcome of that for quantum dogs.
 
So is his bark both worse and not worse than his bite?
 
  • Like
Likes 256bits
Schrodinger's Quantum Pets does not handle quantum dogs. AFAIK. So where did you find him/her/it?
-- quantum gender is indeterminate since you already know his/her/its position.
 
Quantum dot ...
Well this is Quantum Spot ...
( That's from Grade One when we learned about Spot " See Spot Run, Run Spot Run,. etc . Yes a very advanced course for Grade One )
 

Similar threads

Replies
2
Views
3K
Replies
9
Views
808
Replies
47
Views
5K
Replies
1
Views
2K
Replies
1
Views
510
Replies
1
Views
2K
Back
Top