I think there's a broader issue on display here which is often neglected and not well taught in introductory physics.
CIRCUITS AREN'T REAL. These are always simplified approximate models that we make of the real world which allows us to use simple, powerful, analysis tools. As such, we must always keep in mind the limitations of our models. There should be no prizes for people that can point out the discrepancies between our models and the real world, we know already, we put them there.
The only mystery here is why people think it's a mystery. It's just a bad model in these cases. That's why we also have EM.