Is The PF Song the most versatile song ever written?

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The discussion centers around a song that humorously celebrates a "hygienist" character who dusts furniture and embodies cleanliness. The lyrics repeatedly emphasize her allure, with playful references to her cleaning methods and attire, including a plastic apron and shiny gloves. The song combines elements of admiration and romantic fantasy, portraying the hygienist as both a figure of desire and a source of cleanliness. There are also mentions of the song's catchy tune, likening it to "Whiter Shade of Pale," and a brief digression into personal musical preferences. However, the thread concludes with a negative reaction from one participant, expressing strong dislike for the song and the discussion itself.
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Its the worlds first PF song. Its about anything, everything and nothing. Keep it lyric length. Regards,

She dusts the cornertable...
 
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She dusts the cornertable
Those pink marigolds turn me on...
 
She dusts the cornertable
Those pink marigolds turn me on...
She's spraying Pledge around the edge
 
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She dusts the cornertable
Those pink marigolds turn me on...
She's spraying Pledge around the edge
And she's got nothing on

She's a nuuuu-hooo-hooooooode hygienist
I just wish she's dust my-
 
Sorry, I got carried away with the beat.
 
She dusts the cornertable
Those pink marigolds turn me on...
She's spraying Pledge around the edge
And she's got nothing on

She's a nuuuu-hooo-hooooooode hygienist
I just wish she'd dust my table too
Her surfaces are the cleanest
And she'll dust for me and you
 
She nutures every vital question
Pondering in time.
Left without deception, in this divine intervention..
she has a perfect design to coside a beautiful mind.
 
She dusts the cornertable
Those pink marigolds turn me on
She's spraying Pledge around the edge
And she's got nothing on

Chorus:
She's a nuuuu-hooo-hooooooode hygienist
I just wish she'd dust my table too
Her surfaces are the cleanest
And she'll dust for me and you


She wears a plastic apron
And PVC pink shiny gloves
She likes to use her feather duster
My French Maid is one of my loves

Bridge:
She nutures every vital question
Pondering in time
Left without deception, in this divine intervention
she has a perfect design to coside a beautiful mind
 
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She dusts the cornertable
Those pink marigolds turn me on
She's spraying Pledge around the edge
And she's got nothing on

Chorus:
She's a nuuuu-hooo-hooooooode hygienist
I just wish she'd dust my table too
Her surfaces are the cleanest
And she'll dust for me and you

She wears a plastic apron
And PVC pink shiny gloves
She likes to use her feather duster
My French Maid is one of my loves

Bridge:
She nutures every vital question
Pondering in time.
Left without deception, in this divine intervention..
she has a perfect design to coside a beautiful mind.

She cleans my every nook and cranny
 
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She dusts the cornertable
Those pink marigolds turn me on
She's spraying Pledge around the edge
And she's got nothing on

Chorus:
She's a nuuuu-hooo-hooooooode hygienist
I just wish she'd dust my table too
Her surfaces are the cleanest
And she'll dust for me and you

She wears a plastic apron
And PVC pink shiny gloves
She likes to use her feather duster
My French Maid is one of my loves

Bridge:
She nutures every vital question
Pondering in time.
Left without deception, in this divine intervention..
she has a perfect design to coside a beautiful mind.

She cleans my every nook and cranny
Faster than she cleans her plate,
 
  • #11
wow this matches the tune of "Whiter Shade of Pale"
 
  • #12
any1 has the same hobby love country music like i do?
after this, php might get finished ? mmmm?
 
  • #13
I like country music. Don't know what the hell anything else in your post means though.
 
  • #14
She dusts the cornertable
Those pink marigolds turn me on
She's spraying Pledge around the edge
And she's got nothing on

Chorus:
She's a nuuuu-hooo-hooooooode hygienist
I just wish she'd dust my table too
Her surfaces are the cleanest
And she'll dust for me and you

She wears a plastic apron
And PVC pink shiny gloves
She likes to use her feather duster
My French Maid is one of my loves

Bridge:
She nutures every vital question
Pondering in time.
Left without deception, in this divine intervention..
she has a perfect design to coside a beautiful mind.

(piano solo)

She cleans my every nook and cranny
Faster than she cleans her plate,
Her name doesn't sound like Annie
And she doesn't know how to recriminate
 
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She dusts the cornertable
Those pink marigolds turn me on
She's spraying Pledge around the edge
And she's got nothing on

Chorus:
She's a nuuuu-hooo-hooooooode hygienist
I just wish she'd dust my table too
Her surfaces are the cleanest
And she'll dust for me and you

She wears a plastic apron
And PVC pink shiny gloves
She likes to use her feather duster
My French Maid is one of my loves

Bridge:
She nutures every vital question
Pondering in time.
Left without deception, in this divine intervention..
she has a perfect design to coside a beautiful mind.

(piano solo)

She cleans my every nook and cranny
Faster than she cleans her plate,
Her name doesn't sound like Annie
And she doesn't know how to recriminate

Lemme get on some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. I want some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Gimme some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho-ow!

(Electric Guitar Solo)

Ooh, got some real fine pound... British monetary units!
 
  • #16
She dusts the cornertable
Those pink marigolds turn me on
She's spraying Pledge around the edge
And she's got nothing on

Chorus:
She's a nuuuu-hooo-hooooooode hygienist
I just wish she'd dust my table too
Her surfaces are the cleanest
And she'll dust for me and you

She wears a plastic apron
And PVC pink shiny gloves
She likes to use her feather duster
My French Maid is one of my loves

Bridge:
She nutures every vital question
Pondering in time.
Left without deception, in this divine intervention..
she has a perfect design to coside a beautiful mind.

(piano solo)

She cleans my every nook and cranny
Faster than she cleans her plate,
Her name doesn't sound like Annie
And she doesn't know how to recriminate

Lemme get on some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. I want some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Gimme some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho-ow!

(Electric Guitar Solo)

Ooh, got some real fine pound... British monetary units!

Chorus:
She's a nuuuu-hooo-hooooooode hygienist
I just wish she'd dust my table too
Her surfaces are the cleanest
And she'll dust for me and you

I know my love is untrue
 
  • #17
She dusts the cornertable
Those pink marigolds turn me on
She's spraying Pledge around the edge
And she's got nothing on

Chorus:
She's a nuuuu-hooo-hooooooode hygienist
I just wish she'd dust my table too
Her surfaces are the cleanest
And she'll dust for me and you

She wears a plastic apron
And PVC pink shiny gloves
She likes to use her feather duster
My French Maid is one of my loves

Bridge:
She nutures every vital question
Pondering in time.
Left without deception, in this divine intervention..
she has a perfect design to coside a beautiful mind.

(piano solo)

She cleans my every nook and cranny
Faster than she cleans her plate,
Her name doesn't sound like Annie
And she doesn't know how to recriminate

Lemme get on some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. I want some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Gimme some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho-ow!

(Electric Guitar Solo)

Ooh, got some real fine pound... British monetary units!

Chorus:
She's a nuuuu-hooo-hooooooode hygienist
I just wish she'd dust my table too
Her surfaces are the cleanest
And she'll dust for me and you

I know my love is untrue
And I'm a dirty little pervert
But I come over all romantic
When she gives that surface a squirt
 
  • #18
If I could I would lock this thread.

Because I hate it.
 
  • #19
... Why?
 
  • #20
It just makes me angry. And its terrible. Others may like it, but in my opinion, its the worst thread I've ever conspired.
 

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