Join the Church of the Subgenius now

[0TheSwerve0]

The http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_subGenius" is an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack, delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Megaphysics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, HypnoPediatrics, Subliminalism, Satyriology, DistoUtopianity, Sardonicology, Facetiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellaneous Theology. -- from The Book of the SubGenius

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Bobdobbs.jpg _______________________

http://www.subgenius.com/

 

[Smurf]

Pfft. I'll out Cynisacreligion them any day.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Bobdobbs.jpg

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I made a shirt with that particular pic on it when I was in High School. I don't know what happened to it though.

 

[0TheSwerve0]

I kinda like this one better

 

[0TheSwerve0]

would you join if either of these were their logo?

http://82avecom.verizonsupersite.com/nss-folder/pictures/man_with_pipe.jpg http://www.brugesinfo.com/images/photos/man-with-pipe-624.jpg

 

[0TheSwerve0]

one of the church's many Middle-Eastern adherents

http://yalibnan.com/site/archives/2005/06/img/elections%20north%20tripoli%208%20%20A%20Lebanese%20man%20smokes%20an%20argileh%20water-pipe%20outside%20a%20polling%20station%20in%20Tripoli.jpg

 

[0TheSwerve0]

A follower of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism" enjoying his bunless hotdog

http://www.wnysnla.org/galleries/images/Tom%20Mitchell%20eating%20hotdog.jpg

 

[zoobyshoe]

The Church claims that "true" SubGeniuses are not actually human, but rather are descendants of the Yeti. According to Revelation X: The 'Bob' Apocryphon (published in 1994), SubGeniuses are actually the mutant offspring of a forbidden sexual union that took place millions of years ago between a resident of Atlantis and a human; at that time, humans were little more than a slave race. The resulting offspring was the catalyst that led to the fall of Atlantis. SubGeniuses often refer to one another as "Yeti" (or yetynsyni), though this origin story is generally not well known outside of the Church itself.

http://www.fisheadtackle.com/bf-FACE992.jpg

 

[0TheSwerve0]

How the hell did you find that? Or did you make it?

 

[zoobyshoe]

How the hell did you find that? Or did you make it?

It's the creation of this particular sub-genius:

http://www.fisheadtackle.com/Bigfoot.html

It came up when I was googling Neanderthal images.

 

[Artman]

Join the church of the subgenius, hell, I could be their pope.

 

[JamesU]

I would never let artman talk to god. he might give the Earth a bad name[/size]

 

[franznietzsche]

Pfft. I'll out Cynisacreligion them any day.

As a regular of alt.slack and a some-time-now enthusiast of the church, i can say while you'd fit in, you are not even close to the worst the Church has o offer.

 

[franznietzsche]

Join the church of the subgenius, hell, I could be their pope.

No one can replace Stang and Huey. Except maybe nenslo. We all love nenslo.