Peculiar Priorities: Alzheimer's Research Shortchanged

[Tsu]

It has been brought to my attention that there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. Does this mean that by the year 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them??

 

[cookiemonster]

False tits on grandma. Kinda like SUVs.

cookiemonster

 

[Artman]

It has been brought to my attention that there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. Does this mean that by the year 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them??

Keeps them from rolling out of bed.

 

[ShawnD]

Research doesn't stand a chance against viagra and breasts. Viagra itself is a billion dollar industry. I don't even think cancer research can compete with that.

 

[Evo]

It has been brought to my attention that there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. Does this mean that by the year 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them??

I'm sorry, I'm laughing too hard to respond.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

...and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them??

what were we talking about?

 

[Janitor]

And why do I keep getting spam for Viagra in my email?

Like I need that stuff.

 

[motai]

"there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them??"

Ignorance is bliss.

The couple will wake up everyday and do the same routine in bed with their new equipment and they will never get bored, because by the next day they'd forget.

 

[ShawnD]

Some forgetness would be good. My video games would never get old, so I would never have to buy new ones

 

[tribdog]

And why do I keep getting spam for Viagra in my email?

Like I need that stuff.

LMAO, that's not spam buddy. I'd ask your girlfriend/wife/significant other if you've been put on a list.

My grandpa went to the doctor the other day. He came home and told us, "The doctor says I have alzheimer's and cancer, but at least I don't have alzheimer's."
sorry if I've told that before, my memory's going too.

Boobs and boners in 2020! Sounds like a plan to me!

 

[Artman]

Memory is the second thing to go...

I forget what the first thing is.