Perfectly Bad: Breaking All the Rules

[wolram]

Yep every one is, i have broken all the rules.

Lust, i have done loads of lusting. strike 1

Glutton, well may be a bit, strike 1

Avarice, Hmmm, strike 1

Sloth, i suppose so , strike 1

Wrath, oh course i b**** well have , strike 1

Envy, Hmmm , strike 1

Pride, yup, strike 1

Well at least i am perfect at being bad.

 

[honestrosewater]

It isn't too late, woolie. Seven virtues: humility, meekness, charity, chastity, moderation, zeal, and generosity.

True, the others sound like more fun...

 

[honestrosewater]

Wow. This site came up in a search for some lists of sins and virtues. This is from the list of sins:

Do not demonstrate these values yourself. Suggest that the other person is succumbing to one or more of these values and they will likely head in the opposite direction.

Another approach is to play the Devil and encourage the other person to give into these natural tendencies.

You can then either use this 'rule-breaking' as evidence that they can do things they previously would not consider. You can even use it then as a guilt lever, maybe even as a form of blackmail (this is far more common than may be supposed).
- http://changingminds.org/explanations/values/deadly_sins.htm

I guess there wasn't room on the list for blackmail.

 

[wolram]

humility, meekness, charity, chastity, moderation, zeal.

I do not know HRW this makes me worse i think.

I am zealous with my lusting.

moderation is some thing

can men be chaste ?

meek, me, say that to my face if you dare.

charitable, oh cobblers my one weak spot.

 

[honestrosewater]

can men be chaste ?

I don't know - I would need to do some tests. First, I need some volunteers.

 

[wolram]

I don't know - I would need to do some tests. First, I need some volunteers.

I just looked up, "chaste", in Wiki. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaste

look under, " Health benefits and abstinence",

 

[honestrosewater]

Well, that explains it... men were born to be stupid.

Only my plague thus far I count my gain,
That she that makes me sin awards me pain.

 

[wolram]

Well, that explains it... men were born to be stupid.

Women are killing men i new there was a hidden agenda

 

[honestrosewater]

Women are killing men i new there was a hidden agenda

Yes, that is an interesting twist. :!) /

 

[arildno]

Women are killing men i new there was a hidden agenda

You've finally understood that, then?
Welcome to the club.

 

[wolram]

You've finally understood that, then?
Welcome to the club.

But sir ,you could also be the death of mankind, from now on i will be self contained.

 

[Danger]

Seven virtues[/url]: humility, meekness, charity, chastity, moderation, zeal, and generosity.

Remember... virtue is its own punishment.

 

[edward]

Can our virtues outweigh our sins. I have a lot of zeal and a moderate amount chastity while generously giving to charity in a humble and meek sort of way.

 

[wolram]

Can our virtues outweigh our sins. I have a lot of zeal and a moderate amount chastity while generously giving to charity in a humble and meek sort of way.

No matter what, "man", does he is enslaved by the, "women", practice chastity
and the human race ends, be generous and your life is cut short, us men loose
either way.

 

[Norman]

On top of the hilarity of this thread, I just about fell outta my chair when I saw the Google Ads up top. Man they will try to sell you anything. The key words for this thread are appearantly "SIN, SLOTH, LUST" and they all have to do with saving the rainforest... who knew one man's vices dealt with saving the rainforest...

 

[Math Is Hard]

can men be chaste ?

I don't know - I would need to do some tests. First, I need some volunteers.

I will volunteer to chase them.

 

[Lapin Dormant]

I'll volunteer to chase the women (Les lapine[/color]) chasing the men

 

[Math Is Hard]

I'll volunteer to chase the women (Les lapine[/color]) chasing the men

Rabbits chasing women chasing men? Très comique!

 

[wolram]

Why did Adam give up a perfectly good rib

 

[honestrosewater]

I will volunteer to chase them.

Genius.