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Wrichik Basu said:
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That's OK. Nobody will be able to log in to find out what you did. :wink:
 
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Not having a life should include all the base distros like debian, fedora and arch. If you have a life, use some of the prebaked distros like popos or ubuntu and god knows what else.
 
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I've posted it before but this is on my cube at work.

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jack action said:
My theory on the IT placebo effect is that computers are pack animals. If you let them scent your fear you're done for.
 
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My theory on the IT placebo effect is that computers are pack animals. If you let them scent your fear you're done for.

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If elephants never forget, do they have a future as backup media?
 
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Ibix said:
If elephants never forget, do they have a future as backup media?
This brings back memories:
Elephant disks promised pachyderm memory endurance & injected a bit of humor into floppies | 8-Bit Central
 
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