Replacement blades for my Mach 3 razor

[turbo]

Umm yeah, I don't want a cheap tampon, I'm a chick... So I kinda do care, for me...lol

Well, show up ready for the big game, then. If I had overnight/weekend company with special requirements, I hoped they were well-prepared. I'd try to make sure that quality food, drink, and entertainment were covered, but it's pretty hard to cover all the variables.

 

[tribdog]

Cheap pontoons = bad. Cheap tampons = really, do you care?

I would buy cheap baby food before I'd buy cheap tampons. I would buy cheap parachute silk before I'd buy cheap tampons. I would buy cheap testicular implants before I'd buy cheap tampons. No other product is so necessary when it is necessary, for the thing that gives you more pleasure than everything else in the world combined. Show your woman you care and life is better

 

[Math Is Hard]

Splurge for once, you can cut costs in other areas like fabric softener sheets. That's a good rule in life: Always buy the best when it comes to razors, duct tape, toilet paper, tampons and paper towels.

and condoms. Or you'll be spending LOTS of money on one of these.

 

[turbo]

Oh no no no tubo...cheap tampons = really, really bad idea!

I'd do my best, really. Decent soaps, shampoos, etc, but it some lady started suggesting that I start laying in supplies of custom soaps with ground-up peach-pit exfoliants, I'd drop her like a hot (high-maintenance) potato.

 

[turbo]

and condoms. Or you'll be spending LOTS of money on one of these.

Oh, MIH, that brings things into a pretty tight focus.

 

[Moonbear]

and condoms. Or you'll be spending LOTS of money on one of these.

I also have to chime in that cheap tampons are a bad idea. Though, I'm wondering if that backfires on tribdog? I mean, it's really considerate that if a guest is in need of one, there is one available, but on the other hand, if I walked into a single guy's bathroom and he had tampons in it, I'd be wondering who the woman is he isn't telling me about...a wife or live-in girlfriend out of town? I guess you could just claim they were left behind by the ex-girlfriend and stay out of trouble.

 

[JasonRox]

if your blade lasts 4-5 months and you shave every other day then it IS a teenage mustache. One way to find out is to shave with the plastic cover ON the razor and see if anyone notices a difference. I can get 5-7 shaves out of a good razor and I'm far from thick bearded. Can you strike a match on your stubble or does your chin feel more like your balls?

I'll show pictures of my brother. He let's his grow more than mine before shaving and I get more hair than he does. I'll have pictures soon because I just went to a wedding last night.

And no, it's not a teenage mustache.

 

[Cyrus]

Talk about hijacking my thread, bloody ridiculous...

 

[tribdog]

I'd do my best, really. Decent soaps, shampoos, etc, but it some lady started suggesting that I start laying in supplies of custom soaps with ground-up peach-pit exfoliants, I'd drop her like a hot (high-maintenance) potato.

why? I don't get it really. If it's easy and she wants it, do it. If fancy soap makes her happy, buy fancy soap. If she likes more foreplay give her more foreplay. If she likes lacy pillows on the couch put lacy pillows on the couch. You do so many horrible and gross things she has to put up with, let her win the little battles that don't mean anything to you anyway.

 

[Cyrus]

I'll show pictures of my brother. He let's his grow more than mine before shaving and I get more hair than he does. I'll have pictures soon because I just went to a wedding last night.

And no, it's not a teenage mustache.

Relax. Take a deep breath. No one claimed it was a teenage mustache.

 

[Cyrus]

why? I don't get it really. If it's easy and she wants it, do it. If fancy soap makes her happy, buy fancy soap. If she likes more foreplay give her more foreplay. If she likes lacy pillows on the couch put lacy pillows on the couch. You do so many horrible and gross things she has to put up with, let her win the little battles that don't mean anything to you anyway.

I never knew you liked a woman that wears pants.

 

[tribdog]

All this excellent advice is being given to you by someone who broke up with his girlfriend last night so take it for what its worth. I think its good advice though.

 

[JasonRox]

Talk about hijacking my thread, bloody ridiculous...

You're English?

 

[turbo]

You're English?

Aspiring to be English. What ho and all that...

 

[tribdog]

I never knew you liked a woman that wears pants.

We are talking about a person who is going to let you put parts of your body into every nook and cranny your perverted little mind can find on her body. If she'd like a padded toilet seat, just give it to her.

 

[Cyrus]

We are talking about a person who is going to let you put parts of your body into every nook and cranny your perverted little mind can find on her body. If she'd like a padded toilet seat, just give it to her.

Can I give it to her on the padded toilet seat? Cost/benifit ratio > 1

 

[binzing]

Talk about hijacking my thread, bloody ridiculous...

I know, I left like an hour ago, and came back and it went from 3 to 5 pages, and its all about tampons!

 

[rootX]

I know, I left like an hour ago, and came back and it went from 3 to 5 pages, and its all about tampons!

It's .. BS

after 1 hr ..

 

[tribdog]

And actually I've never bought tampons unless they were needed immediately. But I do buy the best and any leftovers can stay til they are needed again.

 

[mcknia07]

And actually I've never bought tampons unless they were needed immediately. But I do buy the best and any leftovers can stay til they are needed again.

Are you all secretive when you buy them...like go to the self check out lane so no one can see you?

 

[tribdog]

NEVER! I don't get embarrassed. When I was in high school I worked at a grocery store. I used to always ask to stock feminine hygiene aisle. All the boxes are really light and everything smells nice.
No I don't get secretive. In fact if you ever for some odd reason need to buy a case of condoms, two plungers, a gallon of cool whip and a papaya. Just give me a call. No need to feel embarrassed, I'll take care of the shopping for you.

 

[mcknia07]

NEVER! I don't get embarrassed. When I was in high school I worked at a grocery store. I used to always ask to stock feminine hygiene aisle. All the boxes are really light and everything smells nice.

That's true that it's all very light, but as for the smelling good part, I don't get why they are scented...it's bad for you

 

[tribdog]

its not bad for me

 

[Cyrus]

NEVER! I don't get embarrassed. When I was in high school I worked at a grocery store. I used to always ask to stock feminine hygiene aisle. All the boxes are really light and everything smells nice.
No I don't get secretive. In fact if you ever for some odd reason need to buy a case of condoms, two plungers, a gallon of cool whip and a papaya. Just give me a call. No need to feel embarrassed, I'll take care of the shopping for you.

Throw in some dildos, rope, whips, and a large medical fridge and you have a deal.

 

[tribdog]

Throw in some dilldos, rope, whips, and a large medical fridge and you have a deal.

whattaya need? Cy? I could probably hook you up with the stuff laying around here. Keep the stores out of it.

 

[Cyrus]

whattaya need? Cy? I could probably hook you up with the stuff laying around here. Keep the stores out of it.

Well, I usually don't buy stuff out of a trench coat...but you seem like a trustworthy kinda guy.

 

[edward]

They should put the disposable diapers next to the condoms just as a reminder of unintended consequences.

 

[mcknia07]

They should put the disposable diapers next to the condoms just as a reminder of unintended consequences.

They actually are at the store I work at, lol. I also don't think the average person would buy a case of condoms either

 

[tribdog]

I'm well above average

 

[mcknia07]

I'm well above average

LOL, ok I'm glad you seem to think that

 

[tribdog]

I've got a notarized parchment around here somewhere that says so.

 

[mcknia07]

Feel free to show it off to us...lol

 

[edward]

I've got a notarized parchment around here somewhere that says so.

If it is on parchment it is an antique document

 

[tribdog]

yep, and it's got the pope's seal.

 

[edward]

yep, and it's got the pope's seal.