Replacement blades for my Mach 3 razor

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tribdog said:
why? I don't get it really. If it's easy and she wants it, do it. If fancy soap makes her happy, buy fancy soap. If she likes more foreplay give her more foreplay. If she likes lacy pillows on the couch put lacy pillows on the couch. You do so many horrible and gross things she has to put up with, let her win the little battles that don't mean anything to you anyway.

I never knew you liked a woman that wears pants.
 
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All this excellent advice is being given to you by someone who broke up with his girlfriend last night so take it for what its worth. I think its good advice though.
 


JasonRox said:
You're English?
Aspiring to be English. What ho and all that...
 


Cyrus said:
I never knew you liked a woman that wears pants.

We are talking about a person who is going to let you put parts of your body into every nook and cranny your perverted little mind can find on her body. If she'd like a padded toilet seat, just give it to her.
 


tribdog said:
We are talking about a person who is going to let you put parts of your body into every nook and cranny your perverted little mind can find on her body. If she'd like a padded toilet seat, just give it to her.

Can I give it to her on the padded toilet seat? Cost/benifit ratio > 1
 


Cyrus said:
Talk about hijacking my thread, bloody ridiculous...

I know, I left like an hour ago, and came back and it went from 3 to 5 pages, and its all about tampons!
 


binzing said:
I know, I left like an hour ago, and came back and it went from 3 to 5 pages, and its all about tampons!

It's .. BS :smile:

after 1 hr ..
 
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And actually I've never bought tampons unless they were needed immediately. But I do buy the best and any leftovers can stay til they are needed again.
 


tribdog said:
And actually I've never bought tampons unless they were needed immediately. But I do buy the best and any leftovers can stay til they are needed again.

Are you all secretive when you buy them...like go to the self check out lane so no one can see you?:smile:
 


NEVER! I don't get embarrassed. When I was in high school I worked at a grocery store. I used to always ask to stock feminine hygiene aisle. All the boxes are really light and everything smells nice.
No I don't get secretive. In fact if you ever for some odd reason need to buy a case of condoms, two plungers, a gallon of cool whip and a papaya. Just give me a call. No need to feel embarrassed, I'll take care of the shopping for you.
 


tribdog said:
NEVER! I don't get embarrassed. When I was in high school I worked at a grocery store. I used to always ask to stock feminine hygiene aisle. All the boxes are really light and everything smells nice.

:smile:That's true that it's all very light, but as for the smelling good part, I don't get why they are scented...it's bad for you
 


tribdog said:
NEVER! I don't get embarrassed. When I was in high school I worked at a grocery store. I used to always ask to stock feminine hygiene aisle. All the boxes are really light and everything smells nice.
No I don't get secretive. In fact if you ever for some odd reason need to buy a case of condoms, two plungers, a gallon of cool whip and a papaya. Just give me a call. No need to feel embarrassed, I'll take care of the shopping for you.

Throw in some dildos, rope, whips, and a large medical fridge and you have a deal.
 


Cyrus said:
Throw in some dilldos, rope, whips, and a large medical fridge and you have a deal.

whattaya need? Cy? I could probably hook you up with the stuff laying around here. Keep the stores out of it.
 


tribdog said:
whattaya need? Cy? I could probably hook you up with the stuff laying around here. Keep the stores out of it.

Well, I usually don't buy stuff out of a trench coat...but you seem like a trustworthy kinda guy.
 


They should put the disposable diapers next to the condoms just as a reminder of unintended consequences.
 


edward said:
They should put the disposable diapers next to the condoms just as a reminder of unintended consequences.

They actually are at the store I work at, lol. I also don't think the average person would buy a case of condoms either:smile:
 


I'm well above average
 


tribdog said:
I'm well above average

LOL, ok I'm glad you seem to think that :smile:
 


I've got a notarized parchment around here somewhere that says so.
 


Feel free to show it off to us...lol
 


tribdog said:
I've got a notarized parchment around here somewhere that says so.

If it is on parchment it is an antique document:devil:
 


yep, and it's got the pope's seal.
 


tribdog said:
yep, and it's got the pope's seal.

:smile::smile: