Anyway, I also thank you Dave for your patience with me.
*blows out candle*
Oh, that part wasn't sarcasm. I was literally saying I am sure he is a reasonable person. I didn't literally mean he wasn't reasonable, I was exaggerating for effect. *shrug*
It seemed he was exaggerating the "dog feces = spit" part, so I decided to join in on the exaggeration.