You are forgetting that 'wiseassery' is often the point of this thread. Anything goes- within the limits of the question. Most of the answers depend on how the question was worded; what was said and what was omitted- which makes framing the question correctly quite a pain in the back.
Next one:[/size]
Y[/size]ou are at your home sitting on the sofa reading a book. Suddenly a snow ball crashes through the window, you look out of the window to see the three brothers from next door -John , Mark and Fred run around the corner and me standing there enjoying the show

You ask me who did it. I write the following thing to you on a scrap of paper "?, he broke your window."
So who would you question/scold/have your yard work done by for free?
(Except me, I am off limits. Oh, and I didn't break your window and am telling the truth- enigmatically though it may be...)