Strange/Funny Place For Two Lovers To Meet For The First Time

[Mk]

Worst Places to Pick Up... yeah

What is a strange/funny place for two (not gay) lovers to meet for the first time?

• Unemployement Office
• Area 51

Any more ideas?

 

[check]

Strange, I was thinking of posting a 'worst places to pick up' thread myself... hmmm

Let's see.

The STD clinic - Sure, it means she's putting out...and being tested to be safe, but that'd just be icky.

A church confessional. – Hmmm…

The aisle in the pharmacy with all the hemroid and wart treatment stuff. – “I see you have warts. I also have warts. Shall we get together?”

I’ll post more later.

 

[The_Professional]

What is a strange/funny place for two (not gay) lovers to meet for the first time?

• Unemployement Office
• Area 51

Any more ideas?

In a morgue

 

[Moses]

Well, i met my ex in the lunch line [queue] at the high school, since by chance i ended up infront of her and the opposite for 4 days in one week, and we got to know the names of each other, then bla bla bla happned...[ i was only meeting her on that line...then we start meeting later at other places..]

Another place is : At the Jail...

 

[franznietzsche]

• In a dumpster
• Swingers Party
• Falling down a stairwell

 

[Mk]

• In a dumpster
• Swingers Party
• Falling down a stairwell

• Stuck in a broken elevator.
• They are your shrink

 

[Tsu]

In a bathroom stall
In the rinse-cycle section of the local carwash
Under a pig

 

[Tsu]

Behind The Giant Artichoke in Castroville

http://hosted.yourimg.com/04/333/12/TheGiantArtichoke.jpg

 

[jimmy p]

* At a gay/lesbian bar.
* Inside a whale's stomach.
* In a male/female changing room

 

[loseyourname]

The only two survivors of an airline crash on an uninhabited island.

 

[0TheSwerve0]

PF, Tolkien Online, etc
In the midst of karaoke, a game of dodgeball

 

[check]

a bottomless pit?

 

[franznietzsche]

One talking the other out of jumping off a building.
After a car accident with each other
One of them base jumps, accidently landing in the other's backyard...


I'm running out of ideas here, if it isn't already obvious...

 

[Mk]

Ha, in the Da Vinci Code, Sophie and Langdon meet up doing things not of the norm... like going on an international quest to find the holy grail, and escaping from the French Police

a bottomless pit?

How about the bottom of a bottomless pit?

Under a pig

Under a pig, which happened to've happened several times...

 

[Mk]

A paramedic and a patient... I'm running out of ideas.

In Green Acres!
In Funkytown!
At Cloud 9! hmmm... "cloud 9!"=362880...

 

[Moonbear]

In the pharmacy aisle for hemorrhoid creams or incontinence aids.

 

[franznietzsche]

User forum on a pornographic website
During a cannabalistic ritual
Firewalking...

Creative reservoir depelteing...*gasp*...

 

[loseyourname]

At a support group for breast cancer (men can get it, you know).

 

[dduardo]

Top 5 places:

5. Retirement Home
4. AA Meeting
3. Mental Institution
2. Gynocolgist's Office
1. Programming Competition

 

[check]

In the pharmacy aisle for hemorrhoid creams or incontinence aids.

Ha! I already said that!

 

[Moonbear]

Ha! I already said that!

Oops, missed that. Well, the incontinence aids part is new at least.

 

[jimmy p]

Anywhere tribdog is.

 

[franznietzsche]

Anywhere tribdog is.

So...

5) Streaking in front of the police station
4) At a laptop juggling contest
3) PF polling places, while campaging, in underwear
2) Lewd poetry recital
1) Burning holes in each other's carpet after thawing frozen soda with a MAAP torch!

 

[devious_]

In the women's bathroom.

 

[loseyourname]

During a jailbreak.

One is a nurse and the other is hospitalized for an unsuccessful suicide attempt.

At a meeing of SCUM (Society for Cutting Up Men).

 

[dduardo]

At a feminist rally

 

[Smurf]

At a chauvanist rally

 

[dduardo]

At a nudist colony

 

[franznietzsche]

At a nudist colony

Nude beaches are like welfare. Good idea, really really bad execution.

 

[Smurf]

Nude beaches are like welfare. Good idea, really really bad execution.

That description fits soooo many things in this world. (i.e. democracy)

 

[Kerrie]

i met my husband online exactly 3 years ago this month...he was in Pennsylvania, I was (and still am) in Oregon...he moved here after a few months, and were just married this summer...whenever we are asked about how we met, we get some strange looks, but i would rather say "the internet" over "a bar"...

 

[Smurf]

happy anniversary!

 

[franznietzsche]

That description fits soooo many things in this world. (i.e. democracy)

And communism too.

 

[Smurf]

Fascism, Feminism, Clothes, Morality, School, Religion, Doom 3.. the list goes on.

 

[franznietzsche]

I dont' think fascism or clothes apply. Those were more well executed bad ideas.

edit: Add religion to well executed bad ideas.

 

[Janus]

A Science Fiction convention.
Oh wait, that's were I first met my wife.

 

[cragwolf]

I met my one and only lover in a strange place. I was about 13 or 14 years old, staying at the relatives, and was put up in their guest room. I wanted to hang my jacket somewhere in this room, so I opened one of the wardrobes, and what do you think I found? A huge body-length mirror! Inside the wardrobe! What a place!

That night we consummated our love.

 

[Smurf]

I dont' think fascism or clothes apply. Those were more well executed bad ideas.

edit: Add religion to well executed bad ideas.

I suppose you could argue them either way, I still think they were good Ideas, just poorely defined.

 

[Smurf]

I met my one and only lover in a strange place. I was about 13 or 14 years old, staying at the relatives, and was put up in their guest room. I wanted to hang my jacket somewhere in this room, so I opened one of the wardrobes, and what do you think I found? A huge body-length mirror! Inside the wardrobe! What a place!

That night we consummated our love.

You have a sick, sick mind. But I'm still worse

 

[franznietzsche]

You have a sick, sick mind. But I'm still worse

One girlfriend lived across the street from me and was always coming over to print stuff on our computer. Took me two years to finally notice her. What can i say, I'm oblivious sometimes, and other times I'm just in too much of a hurry to get back to PF.

 

[Smurf]

What took you so long?... She was immaginary wasn't she?

 

[Polly]

I met my one and only lover in a strange place. I was about 13 or 14 years old, staying at the relatives, and was put up in their guest room. I wanted to hang my jacket somewhere in this room, so I opened one of the wardrobes, and what do you think I found? A huge body-length mirror! Inside the wardrobe! What a place!

That night we consummated our love.

I don't get it. You consummated your love with a mirror? Maybe there IS an underlying consciousness all around us.

 

[franznietzsche]

What took you so long?... She was immaginary wasn't she?

No she was actually the two year-running first runner-up of the Miss Lancaster pageant. And my younger brother's best friendsolder sister. And my mom's best friend's daughter. Needless to say it was real complicated when we started dating. A real mess through and through.

 

[Mk]

Love at first sight at your wedding!

 

[franznietzsche]

Love at first sight at your wedding!

That would be one confused honeymoon.

Threesomes!