Things that make me laugh my head off

[fourier jr]

1. failed erudition
2. eggcorns
3. malapropisms

 

[Leah]

Well I don't know what any of those three mean, but as long as you laugh, that's good. Not much makes me laugh my head off. I usually have a chuckle here and there.

 

[rewebster]

1. failed erudition
2. eggcorns
3. malapropisms

The delightful Bush, e.g.


Also to go along with that---People who say something with high convictions as the 'truth' and mean it---(when its all their own BS either because they really think so, or trying to sell you something/convince you of something)

 

[WarPhalange]

Also to go along with that---People who say something with high convictions as the 'truth' and mean it

You must HATE math, huh?

 

[rewebster]

You must HATE math, huh?

not math is hard

 

[wolram]

Words are not enough action is, MIH is an untouchable guru

 

[Math Is Hard]

Thank you. But I am very touchable. Some have even argued that I'm a little "touched".

 

[Übermensch]

I predict that the movie Tropic Thunder is going to make me laugh so hard that everyone in the movie theater will hear me.

That happened when I watched Jacka$$ Number 2. Probably one of the funniest movies I have ever seen in theaters.

Ahhh...to be a college student! :)

 

[rewebster]

Thank you. But I am very touchable. Some have even argued that I'm a little "touched".

touched by an angle

 

[Math Is Hard]

touched by an angle

Are you going off on a tangent?

 

[LowlyPion]

1. failed erudition
2. eggcorns
3. malapropisms

4. Mondegreens too?

Surely good Mrs. Murphy shall follow me all the days of my life ... Psalms 23

 

[iBop]

what everyone is thinking and speaking up is enough to make me laugh my head off :ROFL:

 

[rewebster]

Are you going off on a tangent?

no, I hope not---I still want a sine that I'm on track, though

 

[Math Is Hard]

no, I hope not---I still want a sine that I'm on track, though

we'll let you know if your remarks become obtuse.

 

[rewebster]

we'll let you know if your remarks become obtuse.

OK--thanks--I'll try not to be a radical

 

[tribdog]

Thank you. But I am very touchable.

For a price?

 

[Math Is Hard]

OK--thanks--I'll try not to be a radical

And I'll try to not be irrational.

 

[Math Is Hard]

For a price?

Oh no. Just some sweet talk will do. :)

 

[rewebster]

And I'll try to not be irrational.

did I mention that I was a free radical? That may have some vector to the conservation.

 

[Focus]

Oh dear god, its the angle jokes again. I wonder who will be the first one to use the acute joke.

Only if those complements worked in real life...

 

[tribdog]

My girlfriend was telling me how mad she was, "she was absolutely vivid."

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

You must HATE math, huh?

Mathematics is the subject in which we do not know what we are talking about or whether what we say is true.

I laugh at life, my wife's jokes, nonsense, people who disagree with me about anything at all, parody, bad puns, people who trip and fall, Einstein's theory of relativity, my own evil plans to take over the world, and good puns, in that order.