I thank you for your attempts to educate me, but I am still not understanding your explanations.
However, I've been thinking about it quite often, and I have come to an explanation which I think is the truth.
It's funny, because we are normally taught these basic laws as they apply to rigid bodies. However, I think that torque, (and rotation itself) depends on bodies being deformable.
When you apply a force at a point, it causes a momentum change in the particle that you apply the force to. This momentum change propogates down any particles that the first particle is connected to. This occurs because the particle changes its position relative to the other particles that it is connectd to. This repeats again and again.
It takes a time for this momentum to propagate to the pivot axis. This time should be rougly proportional to the distance from the pivot axis at which the force was applied. During this time, the momentum is being transferred to the other particles on the same side of the pivot axis as the point at which the force was applied. This means more mass for the momentum to transfer to/through before arriving at the pivot axis. This mass then has less velocity relative to the pivot axis than if it had been applied closer, meaning that less momentum will be transferred to the pivot point, which would either transfer the momentum to a stationary object, if nailed down, and also to the side at which the momentum would oppose the rotation. This momentum being more and more lopsided as the force application point moves away from the center of rotation results in the rotation being greater.
What is really interesting about all this is that if everything was perfectly rigid, then there would be no rotation! I, for one, am glad that I can turn around.