Turboencabulation App: Calculate & Display Percent Realization

[anorlunda]

I'm looking for an app to do turboencabulation calculations for me in the field. In layman's terms I need to measure inverse reactive currents in unilateral phase detractors and to display percent realization.

To make it clear, I have six laser stabilized anti-gravid marzelvanes attached to the ambifacient wane shafts to prevent internal precession. Excitation is either sinusoidal or cosinusoidal.

Either an IOS or Android version of the app would be helpful. Unfortunately, searches of the app stores were not productive. Perhaps I'm using the wrong search terms. Can anyone help?

 

[Nidum]

The technology referred to may be unfamiliar to most PF members .

To introduce the subject here is an article showing some prototype devices under development .

Interest in this work has waned in recent years due to most of the design team being locked away indefinitely in the parish asylum .

 

[Nidum]

Never mind - it will be April 2nd in just a few hours time here in UK - then we'll have to be sensible again .

Strange to have gotten no more responses to @anorlunda's post though .

 

[Averagesupernova]

I knew there was a reason I voted for @anorlunda . I couldn't come up with something that silly. Reality would sneak in and ruin it all.

 

[anorlunda]

I would love to claim credit, but it dates back to 1944, the year I was born.

The[/PLAIN] original technical description of the "turbo-encabulator" was written by British graduate student John Hellins Quick (1923-1991). It was published in 1944

See also

• Interocitor
• Thiotimoline
• Write-only memory

 

[Averagesupernova]

On a more serious note, has there been anything developed to replace the Signetics 25120? I am having a hard time finding that original part.
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Edit: Oh wait, I think a clue might be in post #5.