Two Truths & One Lie: Guess My Ancestor!

[zoobyshoe]

I am a virgin.

I've never been married.

I've never danced "hip hop."

 

[zoobyshoe]

I demand a recount! Or, better still, a re-enactment!

Well, I guess we've discovered what you find exiting.

 

[hypnagogue]

I am a virgin.

No you're not. Females can't resist those musky zooby pheremones.

 

[hypnagogue]

Well, I guess we've discovered what you find exiting.

A stairwell? A street corner? The great outdoors?

 

[Entropy]

I am a virgin.

I've never been married.

I've never danced "hip hop."

1. True, definitely! jk...

2. True.

3. False.

 

[whozum]

I am a virgin.

I've never been married.

I've never danced "hip hop."

#3 isn't true

 

[hypnagogue]

I can't find "stodgery" in the webster's.

That's odd. I guess it's a mix between codger and scrooge (?). I thought it was a word though.

Did you try anagramizing Nikola?

Lion, AK: A small, middle of nowhere town in Alaska. Population: 12. Don't bother trying to look it up, you won't find it.

OK, nail: as in, now that we've done the mandatory checkups and furnishings, you may commence driving the nail into the surface of interest with your hammering tool.

 

[zoobyshoe]

No you're not. Females can't resist those musky zooby pheremones.

You are correct, sir! #1 is false.

Zoobies cannot articulate their fingers into "gang signs" therefore, we avoid "rap" and "hip hop" and all that stuff.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Lion, AK, OK, nail

Pretty slim pickin's.

 

[Entropy]

1. My favorite color is blue.

2. I had pizza for diner.

3. I have cuts on the bottom of my feet.

 

[zoobyshoe]

well, I'll just flip my three-sided coin and say you didn't have pizza.

 

[Entropy]

Nope, I had two slices of pizza and a salade for diner, followed by cookies and milk for dessert.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Now you've eliminated one for the next guesser.

 

[JamesU]

his favorite color is not blue, because blue means that you're a normal member

 

[Entropy]

yomamma is indead correct! My favorite color is clear.

 

[zoobyshoe]

indead correct!

This must be a hybrid of "dead on" and "correct".

 

[JamesU]

wow...what a favorite color

okay

My favorite color is red
I had Wendy's for dinner
I have a dag named ash

 

[Entropy]

I have a dag named ash

I think you mean "dog." I can't stand people who don't spell correctly.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I think ash is doggerel. You frequently mention a cat.

 

[Gale]

1. i once didn't eat for a week because my parents refused to let me until i cleaned my room.
2. I've never had a internet boyfriend, but i dated a girl online once.
3. i memorized a hundred didgets of pi to join a pi club so i could meet guys.

 

[EnumaElish]

Well, I guess we've discovered what you find exiting.

I am serious about the question being a truism. I mean, who hasn't kissed another female? (Although someone might never have kissed a female romantically, of course -- as some of the males who have been posting under this thread can testify to, I am sure.)

 

[zoobyshoe]

2. I've never had a internet boyfriend, but i dated a girl online once.

Since you have an internet husband, he was probably first an internet boy friend, so I'll say this one's false.

 

[EnumaElish]

i memorized a hundred didgets of pi to join a pi club so i could meet guys.

Lie! (Everyone knows pi has less than 100 memorable digits.)

 

[zoobyshoe]

I am serious about the question being a truism. I mean, who hasn't kissed another female? (Although someone might never have kissed a female romantically, of course -- as some of the males who have been posting under this thread can testify to, I am sure.)

Don't try to fool me with this slapped together rationalization. You requested a reenactment!

 

[mattmns]

I think 1 is false for Gale.

 

[whozum]

1. I've never been to a concert
2. I've never been to a high school football game
3. I've never been to church

 

[EnumaElish]

Don't try to fool me with this slapped together rationalization. You requested a reenactment!

So everyone can be clear about the meaning, is all. (Clear is my favorite state of mind. I am not sure it's much of a color, though.)

So if she turned out to have meant it in the romantic sense, I'd have concurred. But if it turned out to be non-romantic, I'd challenge the result.

 

[EnumaElish]

2. I've never been to a high school football game

Lie! Right?

 

[Gale]

1. (false) my parents refused to feed me and my sister, (we shared a room) but we'd sneak out late at night to the kitchen and get food, we held off for a week, pretending we were starving, but my sister finally caved and cleaned the room. i, however, would've gone ages.

2. (true) whozum refuses to do the online dating thing... so... nope, never had a bf. though, once i met a girl, and decided it was easiest to test out if i was gay online... it didn't last long.

3. (true) i memorized a 100 didgets, and i joined the stupid club, and the guys... go figure, we're just too geeky. didn't work out so well. i only know like the first 10 now.

 

[Gale]

and i think whozum's been to a concert. 1 is a lie.