Two Truths & One Lie: Guess My Ancestor!

[whozum]

1. (true) I've never been to a concert

2. (false) I watched my brother play a couple games when he was in high school

3. (true) I've been in a church but never attended a church event of any kind.

 

[zoobyshoe]

1. (false) my parents refused to feed me and my sister...

They could've been arrested for this. But that would've just put you and your sister in the system.

 

[cefarix]

e = 1 + 1 + 1/2 + 1/6 + 1/24 + 1/120 + 1/720 + ...

 

[Gale]

They could've been arrested for this. But that would've just put you and your sister in the system.

meh, my parents were kinda harsh when i was a kid. but i think they knew we were sneaking food. i pulled stunts like that all the time.

what did cefarix post? and why?

 

[zoobyshoe]

what did cefarix post? and why?

He doesn't get the thread. He thinks it's a general quiz thread.

...

Once, a flying squirrel got into my house.

Once, a possum got into my house.

Once, a skunk got into my house.

 

[EnumaElish]

(true) I've been in a church but never attended a church event of any kind.

But you said "I have never been to a church." YOU should have said "never attended to a religious event at a church."

 

[EnumaElish]

Once, a possum got into my house.

Lie! (I hope.)

 

[whozum]

But you said "I have never been to a church." YOU should have said "never attended to a religious event at a church."

I said never been to church, going to church is kinda implied that youre going for a reason, an event. If I said never been to A church, then yes you're right.

 

[EnumaElish]

1. When I was a toddler my hand got stuck on the red-hot range.
2. I didn't eat anything other than mother's milk until I was 4 years old.
3. I love milk but hate yogurt and soymilk.

 

[EnumaElish]

I said never been to church, going to church is kinda implied that youre going for a reason, an event. If I said never been to A church, then yes you're right.

(Checks whozum's original post.) Okay, my mistake.

 

[Math Is Hard]

*still chuckling at Gale being a temporary e-lesbian*

Zooby, you never had a flying squirrel in your brush shelter.

Enuma, I really hope #1 is the the lie!

 

[Entropy]

1. When I was a toddler my hand got stuck on the red-hot range.
2. I didn't eat anything other than mother's milk until I was 4 years old.
3. I love milk but hate yogurt and soymilk.

#2 is false. Least of hope so for your mom's breasts' sake. You'd practically deflat them.

 

[EnumaElish]

#3 was false: I am (have become) probably lactose intolerant.

But my perspective on breastfeeding has not changed since I was born -- it's our birthright.

P.S. I don't remember the accident with the range so it must be okay. (Not that I remember sucking mom dry, of course. I can only assume that I found it a natural, highly pleasurable and full-filling experience.)

 

[zoobyshoe]

But my perspective on breastfeeding has not changed since I was born -- it's our birthright.

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

-Norman Bates

 

[EnumaElish]

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

-Norman Bates

I haven't mentioned my diaper fetish yet, have I?

 

[Evo]

Well, I've had a possum in my house, Tsu & Ivan had skunks in theirs, so zooby should have a flying squirrel. I say he didn't have a possum. Only really special people get a house possum.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Lie! (I hope.)

Correct. I've never had a breaking and entering by a possum.

Zooby, you never had a flying squirrel in your brush shelter.

The flying squirrel incident took place in N.H. back when I was a young zoobie.

 

[Evo]

Wow, that was too damned close for comfort, but at least my correct answer counts.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Wow, that was too damned close for comfort, but at least my correct answer counts.

Evo was also correct, everyone![/size]

 

[Math Is Hard]

Zooby, if you need a possum, I know where you can get one. I have connections...

 

[EnumaElish]

Zooby, if you need a possum, I know where you can get one. I have connections...

When I first saw a Possum I thought it was a giant rat. I swear I did.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Zooby, if you need a possum, I know where you can get one. I have connections...

No, that's OK. I'm not going to just flush 15 years of Possum Obsessive's Anonymous meetings down the toilet.

 

[EnumaElish]

Evo was also correct, everyone![/size]

You were also supposed to write "Evo is special" in large letters.

 

[zoobyshoe]

When I first saw a Possum I thought it was a giant rat. I swear I did.

They're kinda like a cross between a rat and a barn owl: a giant rat with a barn owl's eyes. Part monkey also: opposable thumbs fore and aft.

 

[EnumaElish]

Part monkey also: opposable thumbs fore and aft.

Really?! Isn't that more consistent with climbing trees, as in monkeys?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Really?! Isn't that more consistent with climbing trees, as in monkeys?

I do believe possums can climb trees, yes.

 

[EnumaElish]

A little like a bear, no? You can't run, swim, or climb. Wonder what Evo did to get rid of it.

 

[zoobyshoe]

A little like a bear, no? You can't run, swim, or climb. Wonder what Evo did to get rid of it.

She never did. It lives in her spare room, and she named it "Possum of Evo".

 

[zoobyshoe]

Possum Pics:
possum - Google Image Search
Address:http://images.google.com/images?q=possum&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images
The second, third, and forth in the top row are the kind they have around here.

You can see many pictures of them in trees.

 

[Evo]

Zooby, if you need a possum, I know where you can get one. I have connections...

AHA! Aiding and abetting Dr Foofer in his illegal possum smuggling! And he just got out of a 7 week Possums Anonymous retreat.