Two Truths & One Lie: Guess My Ancestor!

[gurkhawarhorse]

huh?
bible?
genesis?
i have no knowledge on bible
and your name.

 

[arildno]

1. I think Sean Connery is sexy
2. I think Harrison Ford is sexy
3. I think Leonardo di Caprio is sexy.

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

# 3 is true. that is what i know.

 

[Gokul43201]

Arildno : #3 HAS to be false.

Lisa! and rose caught my lie. My ratio is just under 1, but I hope to remedy that in the next 3 years.

 

[honestrosewater]

3. I think Leonardo di Caprio is sexy.

Lie. (I will lose all respect for you otherwise.) He looks too much like Orlando.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Parents name their kids all kinds of strange things. "Moon Unit Zappa" comes to mind.

 

[arildno]

gurkh: I don't share your taste in men, evidently.
Gokul&HrW are right.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I frequently have the desire to post three lies.

I frequently have the desire to post three truths.

I frequently have the desire to post two lies and a truth.

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Edit: switched last one around.

 

[arildno]

Have you indulged in any of your strange desires lately, zoob (for example when you wrote your last post)?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Have you indulged in any of your strange desires lately, zoob (for example when you wrote your last post)?

No. I have been strictly following the rules.

 

[EnumaElish]

Parents name their kids all kinds of strange things. "Moon Unit Zappa" comes to mind.

Okay, you are right I guess. No, that's not my real name. OTOH, I've never colored my hair, let alone purple.

 

[honestrosewater]

I frequently have the desire to post two lies and a truth.

False. You only do so as a compromise. Poor zoobie.

 

[mattmns]

Yeah I agree with hrw for zoob's

 

[zoobyshoe]

You're both wrong. It is much easier to confabulate than it is to think up true things which are interesting, therefore I often have to stop myself from posting three, or two lies.

#2 is false. I haven't once been tempted to post all truths.

 

[loseyourname]

Lie......

Actually, that one is true. I was on Kid Quiz when I was twelve.

 

[loseyourname]

Don't you mean you proposed to her on the first date? Unless you were in Vegas or something?

Anyway, I'll guess that


is false.

Wrong on both counts. We did go to Vegas, and I have been on a game show.

 

[loseyourname]

Anyway, these are getting back a bit, so I'll just answer them.

Let's see:

1. When I was 21, I married a woman 8 years older than me on our first date.
2. I've been on a television game show.
3. My sister is a professional model.

3 is false. My sister was a professional model when she was an adolescent, but she is no longer.

Three more (because this is kinda fun)

1. I once performed naked onstage.
2. My mother had her graduation present taken away for dating a guy that wasn't white (my father).
3. I've run a sub-4:30 mile.

3 is again false, although I have come very close.

 

[mattmns]

I have never smoked marijuanna
I have never slept with twins (simultaneously)
I have never been outside the country (US)

Here is the way around it zoob. Just negate 2 false statements

 

[whozum]

The answer to mine way back when was #1, I can pee standing up.

 

[Lisa!]

How do they see how short you are over the phone?

 

[Lisa!]

Lisa! and rose caught my lie.

That says something! By the way, you're not at me
anymore, am I right?!

 

[zoobyshoe]

I have never smoked marijuanna
I have never slept with twins (simultaneously)
I have never been outside the country (US)

Here is the way around it zoob. Just negate 2 false statements

I get your drift. Good thinkin'.

I think #3 is false.

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

tyr this
i have done pot
i have used a gun; a real one
i have had a gang fight

 

[Lisa!]

#2 is false!

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

why do u think that i can't use a ghun when my brother is a gurkha?
but u could be right.

 

[Lisa!]

You mean I'm not right?

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

no u r right.
i haven't used a gun.
i suck at lying.

 

[Lisa!]

Good for you!

 

[mattmns]

You were correct Zoob! I was once in Mexico for about an hour.

 

[zoobyshoe]

You were correct Zoob! I was once in Mexico for about an hour.

That means, someday, when the time is right, you must tell the twin story.
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I often go to the beach here (Pacific Ocean - San Diego) but:

I've never seen the lifeguards rescue anyone.

I've never tried surfing.

I've never gotten a full frontal view of a topless sunbathing woman.