Two Truths & One Lie: Guess My Ancestor!

[gurkhawarhorse]

Good for you!

why?

 

[EnumaElish]

I've never gotten a full frontal view of a topless woman.

I hope this is the lie, for your own sake!
Otherwise we may need to ask the PF Sisterhood to provide a Full Frontal Toplass View.

P.S. Fun fact of the day: The "PF" in "PF Sisterhood" stands for Partial Frontal.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I hope this is the lie, for your own sake!
Otherwise we may need to ask the PF Sisterhood to provide a Full Frontal Toplass View.

I'd accept, even if that's not the lie.

Notice though, all the statements apply to things that have or haven't happened at the beach.

 

[Lisa!]

why?

Because you're not good at lies!

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

my brother actually used to bring guns home after training and i have played with it, when it has no bullets. if it had silencer i would have done few fires but it didnt have so i couldnt.

 

[Lisa!]

my brother actually used to bring guns home after training and i have played with it, when it has no bullets. if it had silencer i would have done few fires but it didnt have so i couldnt.

You didn't need that! When you have a gun in your hand, who dares to tell you anything unpleasantly!

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

cmmon, i wouldn't point it at someone, not even when it is not loaded!
only when it aint got no bullets

 

[Lisa!]

That means, someday, when the time is right, you must tell the twin story.
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I often go to the beach here (Pacific Ocean - San Diego) but:

I've never seen the lifeguards rescue anyone.

I've never tried surfing.

I've never gotten a full frontal view of a topless sunbathing woman.

#1 is false

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

#3 has to be false
even i have

 

[zoobyshoe]

#1 is false

Lisa is correct. I have seen five or six rescues.

Sunbathing women frequently undo their bikini tops when lying on their stomachs so they don't get a tan line on their back. However, I have never seen one forget to refasten it before getting up. There is always hope.

 

[honestrosewater]

Ha, I was thinking that you tried surfing and had to be rescued...

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

^
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[Lisa!]

Never asked to leave the classroom
used to eat bananas
Dislike milk

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

#1 is false

 

[zoobyshoe]

I think #2 is false. Lisa once said she didn't like bananas.

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

well #2 could be but has she never asked to go out of the classroom? not even for a pee? she mush have done it, at least once.

 

[Lisa!]

Yeah, Zooby! I dislike bananas but I used to eat them!

#1 is false

That's right! Only once when I was 8 and didn't do anything wrong!

 

[Lisa!]

Oops, I meant "been asked to leave the classroom"

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

yay! this is my first right guess.

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

Oops, I meant "been asked to leave the classroom"

oops, still i got the right one. yay!

 

[Lisa!]

Not really! Because I know you misunderstood me! Anyway Congratulations!

 

[honestrosewater]

Where did everyone go? You can't handle the truth?

 

[Monique]

ok, here we go again:

1. I sent my parents on an all-expenses paid vacation
2. my vacation next week is going to be crappy
3. a perfect vacation is relaxing on the beach

 

[EnumaElish]

ok, here we go again:

1. I sent my parents on an all-expenses paid vacation
2. my vacation next week is going to be crappy
3. a perfect vacation is relaxing on the beach

1. Truth
2. Blatant, unashamed lie
3. True

 

[Smurf]

I've never done Shrooms
I've never done Marijuana
I've never drank alcohol

 

[pattylou]

Easy Peasy, Smurf.

here's mine:

1. I've been clinically dead.

2. My sister's in the space program.

3. I've seen UFO's.

 

[Smurf]

3 is false, but you probably think it's true, and 2 is also false.

What's the answer then if it's so easy?

 

[EnumaElish]

You've seen UFO's -- NOT!

 

[pattylou]

Hey - this is fun.

the answer is you have done shrooms but nothing else because shrooms are natural where you grew up and you're an environmantalist.

 

[Evo]

For pattylou I say #1.

Everyone has seen a UFO. UFO's don't have to be extraterrestrial.

those are good btw