What Are Your Best Qualities?

[brewnog]

Mine too! :!)... the serta sheep are really cute.

Oh oh, seems like I've attracted more attention that I'd anticipated.

Danger! Help me!

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

I am great because I am invisible.

I am very happy. And very small.

 

[zanazzi78]

Good at english am I

 

[Danger]

Objects get me upset sometimes, but I can be very patient with people.

Luckily for me, even objectionable people.

Danger! Help me!

Sure thing, lad. Just get in front of me here and I'll look after you. (Art always attacks from behind.)

 

[Artman]

Luckily for me, even objectionable people.


Sure thing, lad. Just get in front of me here and I'll look after you. (Art always attacks from behind.)

I suppose you'll be wearing your Velcro mittens just to provide better security, right?

 

[brewnog]

Danger had a little lamb,
He tied it to a pylon.
Ten thousand volts went through its fleece,
And turned its wool to nylon.

 

[Danger]

I suppose you'll be wearing your Velcro mittens just to provide better security, right?

One can't have the protectorate straying out of the safety zone.

Danger had a little lamb,
He tied it to a pylon.
Ten thousand volts went through its fleece,
And turned its wool to nylon.

 

[Artman]

Danger had a little lamb,
He tied it to a pylon.
Ten thousand volts went through its fleece,
And turned its wool to nylon.

Roasted lamb chops.

 

[Huckleberry]

The best thing about being me is my economical use of toilet paper.

 

[Danger]

The best thing about being me is my economical use of toilet paper.

Just for rolling joints and making kazoos, right?

 

[Huckleberry]

It is pretty all-purpose stuff. Being trapped in a bathroom for the last three years I've had lots of time to practice my toilet paper art.

 

[Danger]

It is pretty all-purpose stuff. Being trapped in a bathroom for the last three years

I suppose that in a post-apocalyptic society, the only art treasures that would have any practical purpose would be origami.

 

[Moonbear]

I suppose that in a post-apocalyptic society, the only art treasures that would have any practical purpose would be origami.

Darn right! Canvas and marble are a bit too scratchy for my bum!

My best qualities go without saying.