What delicious chocolate treats can you find at the store?

[Evo]

I Have Chocolate!

MIH! Thank you! :!) :!)

The Evo Child intercepted the package, tore it open and ate some. But I have the remains. She said there was also a card, she's looking for it.

Uhm. snarf chomp snorf mmmmmm this is GREAT CHOCOLATE! ALL DARK, MY FAVORITE!

damn Evo child

 

[Moonbear]

Wow, that's great! Children are a hazard to chocolate safekeeping, though, aren't they? Bad Evo Child, bad!

 

[Math Is Hard]

Oh, goodie! I tried to send enough that you'd have some to share. I can't believe it got there so fast. Happy very early birthday!

 

[Evo]

Wow, that's great! Children are a hazard to chocolate safekeeping, though, aren't they? Bad Evo Child, bad!

Amazing how they can sniff out chocolate.

Oh look, a package addressed to my mom. <sniff> CHOCOLATE <rip, tear, shred, chomp, chomp>

 

[Math Is Hard]

Amazing how they can sniff out chocolate.

Oh look, a package addressed to my mom. <sniff> CHOCOLATE <rip, tear, shred, chomp, chomp>

It's just payback when I do that to my Mom. It wasn't until I moved out of the house that I discovered chocolate Easter bunnies come with ears.

 

[Evo]

It was so funny, she's sitting tearing through all this bubble wrap and goes "oh, someone sent you a package". It's someone in California. (she has chocolate smeared all over her face) Oh, here, this stuff is really good. There was a card, but I wasn't paying attention and almost hit someone and everything went flying, but I'll find it.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Oh, goodie! I tried to send enough that you'd have some to share.

How many pounds did you figure that would take? Must have been expensive to ship!

 

[eax]

Force of child attraction to chocolate= 10^15*G*mass of chocolate^2/ (distance^2)

As child gets close to chocolate almost impossible to pull child away, thus formula is acceptable

 

[dav2008]

So what does one have to do to have chocolate sent to one's house?

 

[eax]

Hope it gets there ;)

 

[Math Is Hard]

Must have been expensive to ship!

Nah. I just told the mailman it was for a beautiful woman about to throw herself to the mountain lions and he did it for free.

Force of child attraction to chocolate= 10^15*G*mass of chocolate^2/ (distance^2)

I only considered simple accounting. Chocolate Evo gets = 1/3 of chocolate sent. Therefore, send 3 bars.

So what does one have to do to have chocolate sent to one's house?

I suppose if you want the chocolate to actually reach you, the answer is...um.. don't have children?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Nah. I just told the mailman it was for a beautiful woman about to throw herself to the mountain lions and he did it for free.

And as he delivered the chocolate he threw himself to the lions to save the Evo! How romantic.
Did you get to see if he held his fork properly Evo?

 

[JasonRox]

If you send chocolate to South Florida in the middle of July, would it not melt in the mailbox or during shipment?

 

[franznietzsche]

Its cold enough here right now for chocolate to be shipped

Actually, I think I'm supposed to get brownies sometime soon...

 

[cronxeh]

Im going on a shopping spree tomorrow.. going to get lots of pudding