Ok, but this only works if we adopt an interpretation in which collapse is a real physical process. On such an interpretation wave packets for something like Hyperion never get a chance to expand for any significant time at all, let alone for a time comparable to the Ehrenfest time, because Hyperion is constantly interacting with other stuff. Similar remarks would apply to any macroscopic object.
Such an interpretation probably doesn't bother you, since your preferred interpretation is Bohmian mechanics, where the "collapse" is already built in, so to speak, because particle positions (or something roughly equivalent--I note that in your paper you adopt a model in which a bosonic field is the fundamental ontic object) are always definite. But it's still just one interpretation, and one which many physicists find problematic.