Which Fish Would You Prefer to be Slapped With?

[Math Is Hard]

Which fish would you prefer to be slapped with?

 

[EnumaElish]

I snapped on the thread expecting a genuine poll, with color bars. But, alas...

 

[Math Is Hard]

hmm.. I am surprised it posted before I finshed the poll..

 

[BobG]

Armored catfish.

Slapping newcomers with exotic fish is a better alternative than releasing them in the wild.

In fact, come to think of it, we probably shouldn't release exotic fish into the wild, either. http://nas.er.usgs.gov/taxgroup/fish/docs/dont_rel.asp

Oh, wait. The poll just posted and armored catfish isn't one of the options. Never mind.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Armored catfish.

Slapping newcomers with exotic fish is a better alternative than releasing them in the wild.

In fact, come to think of it, we probably shouldn't release exotic fish into the wild, either. http://nas.er.usgs.gov/taxgroup/fish/docs/dont_rel.asp

Oh, wait. The poll just posted and armored catfish isn't one of the options. Never mind.

I've heard of Armoured Hotdogs, but never Armoured Catfish.

The only "armor" I want on my catfish is deep-fried cornmeal batter.

 

[Evo]

I see Sea Bass has taken an early lead.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I see Sea Bass has taken an early lead.

We do always seem to run out of it.

 

[wolram]

Octopus as long as one gets hit by the head end (its nice and squishy) and not the tenticle end.

 

[Evo]

I heard there is a youtube video of an octopus eating a shark at the Seattle Aquarium. We might need to rethink octopus. I'd hate to have a new member eaten during their welcome ceremony.

 

[EnumaElish]

I see Sea Bass has taken an early lead.

Yes, and they can also contain dangerous levels of mercury.

 

[Evo]

Yes, and they can also contain dangerous levels of mercury.

No... I love sea bass.

Enuma, have you been properly fish slapped, or did you sneak in through the upper forum?

 

[EnumaElish]

My first two choices (snapper and grouper) weren't there so I went with the 3rd (flounder).

 

[Evo]

My first two choices (snapper and grouper) weren't there so I went with the 3rd (flounder).

Your not supposed to eat red snapper ( my favorite) because they've been over fished. Now they try to sell you something called "redfish".

 

[lisab]

Herring...they're very small. A bit oily, sure, but I can shower afterward.

 

[EnumaElish]

No... I love sea bass.

Enuma, have you been properly fish slapped, or did you sneak in through the upper forum?

http://vm.cfsan.fda.gov/~frf/seamehg2.html says a Chilean sea bass measured in 2004 had one of the highest Mercury levels ever recorded in fish (2.18). Other measurements of sea bass are lower; it looks like as a group swordfish tops all.

And, no, I was never properly slapped. :disappointed:

 

[EnumaElish]

Your not supposed to eat red snapper ( my favorite) because they've been over fished.

No wonder they told me to "beet it" when I ordered one.

 

[Evo]

<WHAP>

I used the raw flounder, I hope that was your choice.

You are now officially a PF member.

 

[EnumaElish]

<WHAP>

I used the raw flounder, I hope that was your choice.

You are now officially a PF member.

That hit the spot...

May I have another one?

 

[Math Is Hard]

Herring...they're very small. A bit oily, sure, but I can shower afterward.

That's the spirit!

*slaps lisab with a tenny tiny little herring* fwip fwip fwip fwip

 

[Evo]

That hit the spot...

May I have another one?

Get him MIH!

 

[Math Is Hard]

heh

<FWWWZZAP!>

That was an electric eel!

 

[EnumaElish]

Ouch!

MIH, that was painful!



But also (somewhat) pleasurable :guilty:

 

[Math Is Hard]

I was saving that eel for a special occasion.

 

[NeoDevin]

You people are strange...

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Slap me not with naught but the kyoyto ninespine stickleback.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Slap me not with naught but the kyoyto ninespine stickleback.

http://www.sfu.ca/~smgray/images/index.3.jpg

ouch!

 

[Math Is Hard]

You people are strange...

Mom says I'm special.

 

[turbo]

I chose fresh flounder because they are flexible, thin, and very wide and give a satisfying "SMACK!"

 

[hypatia]

While I perfer the sharp sting of the frozen flounder, then you can use said fish to keep the swelling down

 

[Evo]

While I perfer the sharp sting of the frozen flounder, then you can use said fish to keep the swelling down

A very wise choice.

I see that flounder has pulled ahead. Is this because of Enuma's poisonous remarks about sea bass?