Which Fish Would You Prefer to be Slapped With?

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Discussion Overview

The thread discusses the humorous and whimsical topic of which type of fish participants would prefer to be slapped with, exploring various fish options and the implications of using them in this context. The conversation includes playful banter, personal preferences, and some light-hearted debates about the characteristics of different fish.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants express a preference for armored catfish, suggesting it as a better alternative to releasing exotic fish into the wild.
  • Others mention sea bass, noting its popularity and potential health concerns related to mercury levels.
  • Octopus is discussed, with mixed feelings about its suitability for slapping due to its predatory nature.
  • Flounder is favored by several participants for its flexibility and the satisfying sound it makes when slapped.
  • Some participants joke about the practicality of using frozen flounder for its pain-reducing properties.
  • There are humorous exchanges about the potential dangers of certain fish, such as the Portuguese man of war and the octopus.
  • Concerns are raised about the overfishing of red snapper and the implications of consuming fish with high mercury levels.
  • Participants engage in playful slap exchanges, using various fish as props in their jokes.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share a light-hearted approach to the topic, but there are multiple competing views on which fish is preferable for slapping, and the discussion remains unresolved regarding the best choice.

Contextual Notes

Some claims about fish characteristics, such as mercury levels and overfishing, are mentioned but not resolved, leaving the discussion open to interpretation and further exploration.

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Readers interested in humorous discussions about marine life, fish characteristics, and playful banter in online communities may find this thread engaging.

Which fish/item would you prefer to be slapped with?

  • Halibut

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Flounder (fresh)

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Flounder (frozen)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Shad

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Octopus

    Votes: 8 25.0%

  • Herring

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Sea Bass

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Shark

    Votes: 5 15.6%

  • Blubber

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Pickle

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • Total voters
    32
  • #61
What's this, Evo, MIH? No Salmon?!
 
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  • #62
G01 said:
What's this, Evo, MIH? No Salmon?!
Wow, you're right! I guess people will have to write in votes for Salmon. :redface:
 
  • #63
Evo said:
Wow, you're right! I guess people will have to write in votes for Salmon. :redface:

Geez! No Salmon...And I thought you guys were professional fish slappers!:biggrin:My vote is for salmon!
 
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  • #64
Why have salmon when you can have shark?
 
  • #65
Evo said:
Aww, Lisa!

<THWACK>

I used a small flounder, it's a very delicate fish.

WELCOME LISA!


Wow! Thanks!11:!)
 
  • #66
I voted shark before it occurred to me that I never made a "new member" thread :eek:. Go easy on me.
 
  • #67
Math Jeans said:
I voted shark before it occurred to me that I never made a "new member" thread :eek:. Go easy on me.

THWAAAACCCKKKKK!

Since we like you, I decided to go with a little sand shark. They're still a little sandpapery when that skin hits you, but a little exfoliation never hurt anyone.

I prefer the frozen flounder for most new members, though. It works in all seasons, don't need to sit around waiting for it to thaw or having to worry that it's going rotten in summer, and gives a really satisfying SMACK when it makes contact. If you swing it just right, you can even use it to propel the new member out of the welcome thread and soundly into another neighboring thread so they have no excuse not to get on with posting. :approve:
 
  • #68
While kayaking in New Zealand I saw a seal eating an octopus... the seal thrashed around with the octopus in her mouth until a leg broke off - then she'd gulp it down and go back for another leg.

There were also killer whales cruising around - apparently they were known to eat the stingrays. They accomplished this by approaching from the front and biting down before they got to the tail.
 
  • #69
Yes! My choice (octopus) prevails! Ha ha.
Lisab...herring arent all small
And the choices of blubber and pickle??What??
 
  • #70
I pickle-slapped my sister at Christmas. I went out to eat with my family and she was in a REALLY mopey mood and wouldn't order anything. Total Debbie Downer. Anyway, I picked up a fairly large dill chip and smacked her right on the cheek. My brother just about died! He said, "OMG! Did you just pickle-slap her??!" We were laughing so hard, mostly because Sis finally cracked a smile, even though she was trying her hardest not to.
 
  • #71
Math Jeans said:
I voted shark before it occurred to me that I never made a "new member" thread :eek:. Go easy on me.

Wait, wait, wait... Your supposed to announce your noobacy?
 
  • #72
binzing said:
Wait, wait, wait... Your supposed to announce your noobacy?
You do if you want to get welcomed properly. :smile:
 
  • #73
I voted for shark as well. But I meant an alive 1!:biggrin:
 

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