Who would win in a fight between .

[cmdr_sponge]

the irresistable force would attract the imovable object but seeing as it can't be moved the force would be attracted to it and the two would coalesce to form an irresistable imovable object, destroying the universe.

no winner

tom vs jerry

 

[Another God]

Which one is the cat again? I vote for the cat. Stupid cartoons always get that wrong.

Edward Norton Vs Ghandi

 

[cmdr_sponge]

ghandi cus he's due a violent outburst

kurt cobain vs john lennon

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
ghandi cus he's due a violent outburst

kurt cobain vs john lennon

Ah heck, their both dead, but I'll go for Cobain.

Dave Draiman (lead singer of Disturbed) vs. Rob Zombie.

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by Another God
Edward Norton Vs Ghandi

my, my! we do have a lot of Fight Club fans here. good to know it's accepted in such an intellectual community.

 

[Another God]

Fight Club is an intellectual movie. It happens to be my favourite. Every line from that movie is quotable.

At the end of every fight nothing was solved...but then, nothing mattered...

Brilliant.

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by Another God
Fight Club is an intellectual movie. It happens to be my favourite. Every line from that movie is quotable.

At the end of every fight nothing was solved...but then, nothing mattered...

Brilliant.

as you can see, it is also one of my favorites. but I'm a little surprised it shows up all the way over there in syndey.


i espesially like the quote at the bottom of this post.

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by Another God
Edward Norton Vs Ghandi

and Ghandi would win. remember, skinny guys fight to the ticket.

 

[Another God]

OK, go here to talk about fight club : https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1845&highlight=philosophy+of+movies

and let's get this thread back on topic...

Um, who would win between...

Maynard James Keenan Vs Trent Reznor
(TOOL) (NIN)

 

[eNtRopY]

Originally posted by Another God
Maynard James Keenan Vs Trent Reznor
(TOOL) (NIN)

Since Maynard James Keenan and his suck @ss band A Perfect Circle opened for NIN on the Fragility tour, I think that even Maynard would realize that Trent Reznor kicks his @ss. I was at that show by the way; it was then that I had to come to grips with the fact that everything truly good was truly over.

Mr. Robin Parsons versus Wesley Willis?

eNtRopY

 

[Andy]

Who's Wesley Willis?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

doesn't matter I'm sure he would win.

jupiter vs zues

 

[eNtRopY]

Originally posted by Andy
Who's Wesley Willis?

http://www.alternativetentacles.com/bandinfo.php?band=wesleywillis

 

[Andy]

Apparently this page cannot be displayed so i will have to go for Wesley, will change the stipulation for this match up. Who would win in a Guitar playing contest between Slash and Buckethead?

 

[eNtRopY]

Now try the link, and then tell me who would win in a sanity contest...

Mr. Robin Parsons or Wesley Willis?

eNtRopY

 

[cmdr_sponge]

after reading that link i think that wesley would win on both counts (fight and sanity)

( a ) cus he's used to headbutting people
and
( b ) parsons writes in pink

 

[Andy]

Yea Cos rob is a loser(to be blunt)

Who would win in a fight between Axl Rose and Slash ( as long as Axl turns up that is)

 

[eNtRopY]

Originally posted by Andy
Yea Cos rob is a loser(to be blunt)

Who would win in a fight between Axl Rose and Slash ( as long as Axl turns up that is)

Axl because Slash went to the famous 90210 high school, and anyone who does that inheres wussiness.

David Spade versus Hanson?

eNtRopY

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by eNtRopY
Axl because Slash went to the famous 90210 high school, and anyone who does that inheres wussiness.

David Spade versus Hanson?

eNtRopY

Well, that'd be three total wussies versus one very funny weakling (no offense to David Spade (JOE DIRT RULES! )), so I'd have to say Hanson would eventually b****-slap him into submission.

NightCrawler vs. the twins from The Matrix: Reloaded.

 

[Andy]

Night Crawler would just about shade that one i thinks,

Mr Parsons or Mrs Parsons?

 

[eNtRopY]

Originally posted by Andy
Night Crawler would just about shade that one i thinks,

Mr Parsons or Mrs Parsons?

That's like asking Dr. Jekyl vs. Mr. Hyde... or the narrator of Fight Club vs. Tyler Durden.

Well, probably Mrs. Parsons would still win.

Gwen Stefani versus Courtney Love? I mean which would of them would win in a turn-on contest?

eNtRopY

 

[quantumdude]

Originally posted by eNtRopY
Gwen Stefani versus Courtney Love? I mean which would of them would win in a turn-on contest?

Gwen. That Courtney ho is to'-up-from-da-flo'-up.

Rambo vs. Commando?

 

[Andy]

Rambo, he is much more violent.

Clapton or Hendrix in a Guitar playing contest?

 

[The Grimmus]

hendrix seems more intese of the two and could appeal to more people so i will go with hendrix because he oculd alwasy break claptons hands


A plasma ball or a dog glued to a car driven by a banana

 

[cmdr_sponge]

what type of plasma and what breed of dog?

6 vs 7

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
6 vs 7

7, because seven ate nine.
(7) (8) (9)

the simile vs. the simile?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by maximus
7, because seven ate nine.
(7) (8) (9)

the simile vs. the simile?

Well, that depends, I mean 's got a lotta rage!

David Draiman (lead singer of Disturbed) vs. Rob Zombie.

 

[cmdr_sponge]

rob zomibie cus his name is an anagram of mozbie robi a well known columbian drug lord.

minidisc's vs mp3's

 

[On Radioactive Waves]

mp3 would give the minidisk a virus and cause it to die.



brewers yeast vs kitty

 

[cmdr_sponge]

i don't even know what brewers yeast is but i know what wins (does kitty mean the same thing in america)


uncle sam vs. brittania