Why Did I Miss the No-Parking Sign During My Driving Test?

[arildno]

But, consider the following:
If you are to go to the US to complete/further your education, then your financial position will most probably have improved when or if you return to Spain (i.e, you're likely to have well-paid job, rather than being "just" a student).

Thus, in that case, it wouldn't cost you as much to get your Spanish license in the future as if you try to take it now again.

 

[Lisa!]

I am really upset and angry.

*******ck !*****!*********!*********!


*******!*******!*******!***!*******!*!************

and all this too:

*******************************************************************************************************************************examiner's mother************************* ****************************his wife and***********************her!

Joder! Coño! Me cago en todo lo que se menea! La ostia puta! Estoy hasta los santos cojones del puto cochecito, me cago en el examinador y en toda su puta familia! y en su abuela. Os juro que cuando apruebe voy a coger y me voy a liar a ostias con todo el mundo, y el puto examinador va a pillar cacho por un tubo, porque le voy a partir la geta!

You may fail it because
1.you don't want to cheat on your Sword!
2. You want to meet that beautiful secratary more.


Don't worry. I'm not going to say more nonesenses because I know you're angry.

 

[Clausius2]

I will tell you what will happen when I'll come back to Spain:

i) in USA I will be earning 18000$$ or so per year,

ii) each year I will be able to save 6000$$ or so.

iii) at the final of my Ph.D. (let's say 4 years) I will be saved 24000$$ as a maximum.

iv) when I come back I will find that an small flat in Madrid costs about 275000$$, which makes I will have to go to live with my parents again for some time.

v) The job I will obtain after coming from USA won't be as well paid as you may think. I will be lucky if a Ph.D. Aerospace Eng. is valuated in an enterprise of a country in which researching and technology is viewed in the same way you look at your coffee machine.

 

[arildno]

Oh, I admire my coffe machine very much, Clausius2, I just don't know how to handle it..

 

[Lisa!]

Oh, I admire my coffe machine very much, Clausius2, I just don't know how to handle it..

Are you a mechanical engineer?

 

[Clausius2]

You may fail it because

2. You want to meet that beautiful secratary more.
.

Unfortunately she has a boyfriend. Although I haven't proposed nothing explicit to her, I am resignated and desmotivated right now. She has been the unique good thing I have obtained from all this damn stuff.

 

[arildno]

Are you a mechanical engineer?

Fluid mechanist by education. It's all about waves, dear.

 

[Lisa!]

Fluid mechanist by education. It's all about waves, dear.

Ok now I feel better. By the way, I didn't know you studied Fluid mechanist, dear!

 

[Lisa!]

Unfortunately she has a boyfriend. Although I haven't proposed nothing explicit to her, I am resignated and desmotivated right now. She has been the unique good thing I have obtained from all this damn stuff.

And didn't you fail the exam purposely to meet her more?
Anyway frget all about that. At least there's a positive thing about failing your test.

 

[arildno]

Ok now I feel better. By the way, I didn't know you studied Fluid mechanist, dear!

Yeah, I didn't know how much would actually seep into my wrists by studying it too closely..

 

[Lisa!]

The only thing I know about you is that you're damn clever and you have very sharp wit!

 

[arildno]

The only thing I know about you is that you're damn clever and you have very sharp wit!

Thanks,

 

[Lisa!]

I'm a girl!

 

[arildno]

Oops, I forgot!
Offensive smiley changed..

 

[Lisa!]

Thanks.

 

[Clausius2]

Do not hijack my thread about my disgrace and tell me what the Hell could I do. I will propose you some nice alternatives:

i) Killing examiner with an axe,

ii) killing examiner's wife with an envelope filled with Antrax

iii) killing examiner's children by means of a bombing.

iv) killing examiner and all his family gathering them in a closed room and insuflating CO, while I am doing photographs of their faces and laughing at how they dead.

v) Bombing the Centre of Examination

vi) Taking the 7th Sept exam again, knowing I will spend more money and will have only this opportunity before going to USA.

vii) Cutting the examiner's head and hanging it in my dinner room.

viii) Forgetting about driving license and proposing a date to the driving school secretary, which deserves I do that effort again (because she has rejected one time already)

ix) Forgetting about driving license and secretary and only thinking of going to USA, where I could obtain another driving license knowing that it is not exchangeable for another one in Spain.

x) Forgetting about driving. Bicycle is the solution.

xi) Forgetting about writting in this absurd thread again.

What do you think is the best choice??

 

[arildno]

xii) Get that secretary laid, don't bother about going back to that dumb instructor, enjoy the secretary once more, dump her and look forward to studying in the US.

 

[Clausius2]

xii) Get that secretary laid, don't bother about going back to that dumb instructor, enjoy the secretary once more, dump her and look forward to studying in the US.

To be sincere this option is the least probable. That's because she is on holidays from now on to 22th August, and I am not going to see her. What about ffffvcking the examiner's life to make it a Hell?

 

[arildno]

The examiner's LIFE or WIFE, Clausius2?

 

[Clausius2]

The examiner's LIFE or WIFE, Clausius2?

BOTH THINGS!

(and the second one is more preferable)

I have an alias for you: Arildno aka Too Fast

You are too fast in replying man!. With you, this seems like a chat. I like it.

 

[Lisa!]

Just stop thinking about these kind of things. Do something you like. And when you feel relax, decide about what you'd better to do!

viii) Forgetting about driving license and proposing a date to the driving school secretary, which deserves I do that effort again (because she has rejected one time already)

Oh no please! Then you want to kill her or her bf!

ix) Forgetting about driving license and secretary and only thinking of going to USA, where I could obtain another driving license knowing that it is not exchangeable for another one in Spain.

Is it possible?

x) Forgetting about driving. Bicycle is the solution.

A mechanical engineer who can't drive a car, could be ... I don't know!

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[Emieno]

It seems like I am completely addicted to driving test I am going to take in August, I post just to tell you that.

 

[hypatia]

Contrary to popular beliefs, a examiner's head is not a wise choice of decor.

Choose ix, first it will only cost you 15 to 25 dollars{US} and you will get more on the road experience while your here. By the time you will go home, you will be a expert driver.

 

[Clausius2]

A mechanical engineer who can't drive a car, could be ... I don't know!

That's the kind of jokes that just more causes me to be angry, because you've got some of reason . Stop those jokes because if not I will release all my fatal fury over you . Just now I am like a bomb about exploding.

 

[Clausius2]

Contrary to popular beliefs, a examiner's head is not a wise choice of decor.

Choose ix, first it will only cost you 15 to 25 dollars{US} and you will get more on the road experience while your here. By the time you will go home, you will be a expert driver.

You know Lisa, learn about hypatia. This is comfortable and lives me up. Thanks!

 

[Astronuc]

Clausius, you could still try the Sep 7 exam, and if you pass OK, if not, then don't worry about it. Like hypatia says, you will have the opportunity in the US.

Actually a bicycle is a good idea - good exercise. The area around UCSD does have hills though, so that could be somewhat challenging at first.

On the othe hand, the buses have bicycle racks to carry bicycles, so one could take a bus and then use a bicycle at the preferred destination.

BTW, do you have an apartment/flat yet?

 

[Clausius2]

Clausius, you could still try the Sep 7 exam, and if you pass OK, if not, then don't worry about it. Like hypatia says, you will have the opportunity in the US.

The main problem I would loose the half of cost of my enrollment if I fail. Each enrollment gives you the chance of taking 2 exams, and each enrollment costs about 250 euros (200$$). If I fail, I would loose the second trial, and also I would loose the theoretical pass.

Actually a bicycle is a good idea - good exercise. The area around UCSD does have hills though, so that could be somewhat challenging at first.

Hills, Hills? Man, I climb MOUNTAINS with my bicycle. Do you know Armstrong has retired? Do you know why?. In fact he feels pain about me.

BTW, do you have an apartment/flat yet?

There are a couple of spanish students friends of mine who are looking for hosting, probably in Mesa. But they haven't found anything yet. Do you have some suggestion better than sleeping in the street?

 

[Lisa!]

That's the kind of jokes that just more causes me to be angry, because you've got some of reason . Stop those jokes because if not I will release all my fatal fury over you . Just now I am like a bomb about exploding.

Sorry! I wanted to say you should forget about x)!

 

[Astronuc]

The main problem I would loose the half of cost of my enrollment if I fail. Each enrollment gives you the chance of taking 2 exams, and each enrollment costs about 250 euros (200$$). If I fail, I would loose the second trial, and also I would loose the theoretical pass.

Ouch!

Hills, Hills? Man, I climb MOUNTAINS with my bicycle.

Excellent - then nothing to worry about.

Do you know Armstrong has retired? Do you know why?. In fact he feels pain about me.

He deserves a rest after his 7th victory of Le Tour de France.

There are a couple of spanish students friends of mine who are looking for hosting, probably in Mesa. But they haven't found anything yet. Do you have some suggestion better than sleeping in the street?

Have you looked on campus? I will ask some friends, and I will look around - I will be in SD next week.

It's best to live near or on campus though - however it is a bit more expensive.

 

[Lisa!]

BOTH THINGS!

(and the second one is more preferable)

I have an alias for you: Arildno aka Too Fast

You are too fast in replying man!. With you, this seems like a chat. I like it.

So you agree with me he's Mr. Too Fast! Actually he was too late this time!