When you can measure what you are speaking about, and express it in numbers, you know something about it; but when you cannot measure it, when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge of it is of a meager and unsatisfactory kind; it may be the beginning of knowledge, but you have scarcely, in your thoughts, advanced it to the stage of science.
Sir William Thompson, Lord Kelvin (1824-1907)
I measured the current that circulates when you touch a 9 V battery with your tongue. It begins at about 3 mA and increases rapidly to 4.6-4.8 mA.
After a few seconds the sensation goes from displeasing to painful. I did twice the measure but, after a few seconds, I decided that the current has stabilized enough (guess why?).
The measure of the resistance is useless. Ohmmeters apply a too small voltage, well under the dissociation voltage of sodium chloride, and give resistances from 400 k ohms to 2 M ohms (always for the same tongue: mine).