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It was pretty boring in the cocktail bar this evening. Only a few guests, the music played In the army now and my friends were busy in a talk. I was bored. At the other end of the bar sat a couple and the female's top, if it could be called so, left little to imagine. So I reflected upon this manifold, its tangent spaces and the singularity in the middle, which this girl offered to be seen or divined.
(I'm still not sure, whether it's really a singularity ...)
(I'm still not sure, whether it's really a singularity ...)
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when someone mentions java and coffee is the second thing that goes through your mind
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"Flip-flops" doesn't bring up an image of footwear.
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My familiarity with the experimental side of such research is limited, but I'm reasonably sure the singularity is somewhat further below the event horizon.fresh_42 said:
Lisa!
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you consider yourself normal and the rest of the world weird.
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You carry an SA badge for expertise in a topic you studied (mostly) in your spare time?
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You can explain what a Cartesian coordinate system is and know what a Cardassian is, but wouldn't recognize a Kardashian if you bumped into them on the street.
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Pun intended?Janus said:
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You cannot listened to (any!) politician without getting a rash.
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wha' what tha'... And I thought I twaz' tha' only one!
Thank you Janus, Thank you for saving my miserable, flip flop'in,"JK'in", confused life! I owe you one!
Yours in deepest regards,
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you love relational databases, but find relationship and dating sites scary.
you love relational databases, but find relationship and dating sites scary.
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You know you're a nerd if...
... You're sat reading and posting in off topic discussion on a Physics Forum!
... You're sat reading and posting in off topic discussion on a Physics Forum!
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YAN ...
... if it always takes you two thoughts to understand what is meant when the news anchor uses the word conservative.
... if it always takes you two thoughts to understand what is meant when the news anchor uses the word conservative.
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You admire the writer's callus on your middle finger?
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... if even your somewhat nerdy significant other thinks that you're obsessed.
A few weeks my daughter's ringette team (like ice hockey, but with a different "puck") played in a tournament in another town. An official asked me "Would you open and close one of the penalty box doors during the next game?" He, continued "I'll be in there with you, but I'll be running the clock." After I agreed, my wife (who has degrees in both physics and engineering) interjected "Just don't let him read his physics while he is in there!"
A few weeks my daughter's ringette team (like ice hockey, but with a different "puck") played in a tournament in another town. An official asked me "Would you open and close one of the penalty box doors during the next game?" He, continued "I'll be in there with you, but I'll be running the clock." After I agreed, my wife (who has degrees in both physics and engineering) interjected "Just don't let him read his physics while he is in there!"
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I have a feeling why they didn't offer you the clock management ...George Jones said:
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If he reads in there, time dilation should be negligible.fresh_42 said:
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I once sat late in the evening at the bar in a cocktail bar, as all of a sudden the woman next to me, who was a complete stranger, asked me to pay attention to her purse while she went outside for some minutes ... - I know what you mean.jim hardy said:
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You still get upset thinking about the library of Alexandria.
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I started uni this year and still don't know where the bar is? Or is this just really dull...:(
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MsDeckard said:
How about
"The only bars you car about are over vectors."
eh? eh? get it?
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I think I can do even better=when a "contraction" is the difference between the time ordered and normal ordered second-quantized field operators instead of a woman going into labor. (Google Wick's theorem, etc. ) LOLdkotschessaa said:How about
"The only bars you car about are over vectors."
eh? eh? get it?
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Life's really tough if you associate a kind of duality with every word that starts with co...Charles Link said:
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Google Wick's theorem. :-)fresh_42 said:
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I don't want to publicly speak about secrets, but is there an internal competition among physicists under way about how many different indices (at least 8 in my count) and symbols (at least eight again) a single operator can carry?Charles Link said:
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