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I grew up the youngest of three kids, so as you can imagine I got more than my fair share of laughter and belittling over my proclamations of Things As I See Them. My brother in particular found it irresistible to shoot down my ideas, particularly when there was company present, so that he could demonstrate his superior knowledge and intellect.
So, anybody out there brave enough to list some things you thought that you later had to admit were wrong?
Two examples stand out for me...
My sister was in the back yard. She opened the door and yelled into the house, "Hey Janitor, what time is it?" I looked over at the clock on the wall, which was around the corner from where she was, and which read something like 2:35, and then I yelled back to her that it was seventeen after three. So that was not the time that our clock read, though I had been taught not to lie. But my figuring was--somewhere in the world the time matches any number I make up. I knew that there were time zones, and that thousands of miles away it was some different time of day than it was where I was located. So I figured I was safe: technically speaking, I was not lying, since my sister did not specify the location for the time she was asking for. Well, sis was rightly suspicious of me and my sneakiness, so she came into the house to look at the clock for herself. She gave me heck for it, and when I defended myself on the basis that "somewhere in the world it is 3:17," she said in no uncertain terms that it was not, and that times zones are spaced apart by exactly one hour. Until that moment, I had made the assumption that the world's time zones formed a continuum, such that if it is 2:35 here, then a few miles away it is 2:36, and a few miles farther on it is 2:37...
My brother was telling my father about a book he had read on Allied POWs escaping from a German prison during the Second World War. He said the prisoners headed north once they got out of the prison camp. I piped in with a question: "How would they know which way was north if they didn't have a compass?" He was already laughing at me when he said, "All they had to do was look at where the sun rose and set." His laughter increased when I said, "That only gives them east and west. How could they figure out north?" The idea that, if you are standing right side up and looking east, your left shoulder faces north, was something that had never dawned on me up to that point in my life.
So, anybody out there brave enough to list some things you thought that you later had to admit were wrong?
Two examples stand out for me...
My sister was in the back yard. She opened the door and yelled into the house, "Hey Janitor, what time is it?" I looked over at the clock on the wall, which was around the corner from where she was, and which read something like 2:35, and then I yelled back to her that it was seventeen after three. So that was not the time that our clock read, though I had been taught not to lie. But my figuring was--somewhere in the world the time matches any number I make up. I knew that there were time zones, and that thousands of miles away it was some different time of day than it was where I was located. So I figured I was safe: technically speaking, I was not lying, since my sister did not specify the location for the time she was asking for. Well, sis was rightly suspicious of me and my sneakiness, so she came into the house to look at the clock for herself. She gave me heck for it, and when I defended myself on the basis that "somewhere in the world it is 3:17," she said in no uncertain terms that it was not, and that times zones are spaced apart by exactly one hour. Until that moment, I had made the assumption that the world's time zones formed a continuum, such that if it is 2:35 here, then a few miles away it is 2:36, and a few miles farther on it is 2:37...
My brother was telling my father about a book he had read on Allied POWs escaping from a German prison during the Second World War. He said the prisoners headed north once they got out of the prison camp. I piped in with a question: "How would they know which way was north if they didn't have a compass?" He was already laughing at me when he said, "All they had to do was look at where the sun rose and set." His laughter increased when I said, "That only gives them east and west. How could they figure out north?" The idea that, if you are standing right side up and looking east, your left shoulder faces north, was something that had never dawned on me up to that point in my life.
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