# The perfect national constitution

 P: 153 My perfect constitution: -Socialized health care: 100% corporate and government funded. If a doctor can't book his whole schedule or scedule an MRI in a timely manner, he can be fired. -No media censorship. Parents can program their TV's or cable/satellite systems for parental controls, or get a V-chip. We won't make everyone have to try to enjoy programming around bleeps, blurts and blurries. -All drugs are legal. You can huff plutonium if you want, thank you for helping with population control. The only non medicinal/nutritional drugs allowed to be commercially sold are tobacco products, alcohol and marijuana. Proffessional athletes only may not use performance enhancing drugs. -A degree may not be used as an employment prerequisite. They can be used by employers, but an alternate test for aptitudes in that field must also be provided. An employer may require a degree only if they provide it and all the relevant training, free of charge to the applicant. -Anyone who doesn't use their turn signal when turning or changing lanes will be subject to criminal prosecution, up to and including life in prison, $250 (or$340,000,000 USD) or death by firing squad.
 Quote by False Prophet My perfect constitution: -Socialized health care: 100% corporate and government funded. If a doctor can't book his whole schedule or scedule an MRI in a timely manner, he can be fired. -No media censorship. Parents can program their TV's or cable/satellite systems for parental controls, or get a V-chip. We won't make everyone have to try to enjoy programming around bleeps, blurts and blurries. -All drugs are legal. You can huff plutonium if you want, thank you for helping with population control. The only non medicinal/nutritional drugs allowed to be commercially sold are tobacco products, alcohol and marijuana. Proffessional athletes only may not use performance enhancing drugs. -A degree may not be used as an employment prerequisite. They can be used by employers, but an alternate test for aptitudes in that field must also be provided. An employer may require a degree only if they provide it and all the relevant training, free of charge to the applicant. -Anyone who doesn't use their turn signal when turning or changing lanes will be subject to criminal prosecution, up to and including life in prison, $250 (or$340,000,000 USD) or death by firing squad.