Crop Cylinders

Ivan Seeking

Actual Crop Cylinders caught on film!

http://www.qubit.org/people/david/UFO/UFO.html

Compliements of David Deutsch.

zoobyshoe

Whoaaaa Maaan!!!! Please don't
post any more freaky stuff like
this dude!!! Man this really
freaks me out!!! [o)][*(][g)][o)]

GENIERE

Embedded in the core of each of these objects is a small cylinder, sharpened at one end and having at tiny hole at the other.

Ivan Seeking

Sorry Zooby but I think this stuff has to be exposed. I should have put a disclaimer on this one I guess.

LURCH

Possible artifacts of a once-proud civilisation, the makeup and construction techniques of these cylinders indicates that they possessed a knowledge of science and technological know-how that far exceeds that of modern crop-circle researchers.

Mr. Robin Parsons

No-no-no-no-no, you people have this all wrong!!!!![s(] [s(] [s(]

I've seen these things when they turn, they develop a white coating, once they pass that larval stage, and I found out that they are actually the precursor stage of the adult which is the GIANT marshmellow, grown on the marshmellow farms!![6)] [6)]

(Cheese, don't you people know anything???[;)][6)][a)])

zoobyshoe

AHHHHHHHHH!!! Stop it! Stop it!
[o)] [o)] [o)] [o)] [o)] [o)]

Mr. Robin Parsons

Your the only one who can stop them, they're in YOUR post after all.[:D] [zz)]

Nicool003

Ivan I see that you are now mentor of the Mystics forum, congradulations! But uh...shouldnt this be in your forum?

Integral

Nicool003,
Ivan is menrot of PSUDEO science, as amazing as it seems, these mysterious crop cylendars seem to be REAL. I personlally witnessed some very near my home. The totally amazing thing is they vanish as quickly as they appear! Who would guess!

Tsu

YES! I, too, have seen these things strewn about fields near my home! They're WILD! I've actually seen 4-legged beast-like animals appearing to push them around with their noses! At least, that's what I thought at the time. Now I see that maybe they are after those sharpened metal things located within them that Geniere mentioned. What are they? What do they do with them when they find them? Should we be afraid?

p.s.
Integral! What's a 'menrot'? [:D]

Integral

Looks to be some form of a twisted mentor???

Hmm... Seems fitting [:)]

Zero

Is this really necessary? We try to run a tight ship in the General Board, and your nonsense about crop cylinders is nothing but bunk!!

We all know they have been created by the shadow government as part of a plan to rule the world!

Tsu

So...we SHOULD be afraid? VERY AFRAID?? [8)]
Or will they rule the world like our hero, Bill Clinton?

Mr. Robin Parsons

WOW are you people ever off!!

Haven't you ever seen when they line them up, and it becomes a Giant marshmellow worm, that's the adult stage the ends up giving birth to the larval stages that some of you seem to think are going to "Rule the World".

I'm telling you you have it all wrong, after the grow that white skin, and get harvested, by us, as Marshmellows, we eat them and they infest our brains, that's how they have planned to take over the world, through us!!
(Ooops, I wasn't supposed to tell you that, if they find out my life will be in danger, Uh oh, I hear a knocking at the door, hang on, I'll go check it out.....................AAAAUGHHHHHHHHH!)....
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selfAdjoint

Do silos have crop tori?

Mr. Robin Parsons

Yes!, but stop shouting that! or the marshmellow worms will come to get you!! SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!![a)]