Doctor, Doctor Jokes: Tom Jones Syndrome

In summary, these jokes involve various scenarios where patients visit the doctor or dentist with unusual symptoms or requests. The doctors respond with humorous and often sarcastic replies, making light of the situation.
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"Doctor, doctor!
.People always ignore me!"

"Next!"
"Doctor, doctor!
I have this compulsion to sing Delilah."

"You have Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is that a rare disease?"

"It's not unusual."
 
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"Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I do this!"

"Then don't."
 
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Doctor, Doctor
I can't stop stealing things
Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a color TV!

Doctor, Doctor
What can I do? I think I'm a pair of curtains?
Pull yourself together man!

Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a bridge?
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm god?
How did that start?
In the beginning there was darkness...

Doctor, Doctor
Every bone in my body aches!
Just be glad you aren't a herring!

Doctor, Doctor
Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor, Doctor
I think I've broken my neck?
Don't worry - keep your chin up!

Doctor Doctor
My daughter has just swallowed my pen - what shall I do?
Use a pencil!

Doctor Doctor
What can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar?
I find that very hard to believe!

Doctor, Doctor
I feel like a pack of cards?
I'll deal with you later!

Doctor, Doctor
You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!

Doctor, Doctor
I feel like a spoon?
Still still and don't stir!

Doctor, Doctor
Every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this stabbing pain in my eye!
I suggest you take the spoon out!

Doctor, Doctor
My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.
Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it!

Doctor, Doctor
Please help me. I think I'm invisible
Next Please!

Doctor, Doctor
I've just swallowed my mouth organ
Well look on the bright side, at least you weren't playing a grand piano!

Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a cat?
How long has this been going on?
Oh, since I was a kitten I guess!

Doctor, Doctor
I've got insomnia
Just sit on the edge of the bed. You'll soon drop off!
 
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Doctor, doctor
Give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you.

-(Rock)
 
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"Doctor, Doctor! .I'm having deja vu!"
"You told me that this morning."

"Doctor, doctor! .I think I'm invisible!"
"Who said that?"

"Doctor, doctor! .I'm losing my memory!"
"How long has this been going on?"
"How long has what been going on?"

"Doctor, doctor! .I broke my leg in two places!"
"Well, stay out of those places."

"Doctor, give it to me straight. .How long do I have?"
"Ten ..."
"Ten what? .Years? .Months? . Weeks?"
"... nine ... eight ... "

Dentist: "You have a large mouth. .You have a large mouth."
Patient: "You don't have to repeat it."
Dentist" "I didn't."
 

1. What is "Doctor, Doctor Jokes: Tom Jones Syndrome"?

"Doctor, Doctor Jokes: Tom Jones Syndrome" is a type of joke or humorous scenario where a patient pretends to have a medical condition called "Tom Jones Syndrome" and the doctor responds with a witty or sarcastic answer.

2. Is "Tom Jones Syndrome" a real medical condition?

No, "Tom Jones Syndrome" is not a real medical condition. It is purely a fictional concept used in jokes and humor.

3. Why is it called "Tom Jones Syndrome"?

The name "Tom Jones Syndrome" is a play on words, referencing the famous singer Tom Jones and his popular song "It's Not Unusual". The joke implies that the patient's condition is unusual or uncommon.

4. Are "Doctor, Doctor Jokes: Tom Jones Syndrome" meant to be offensive?

No, these jokes are not meant to be offensive. They are simply meant to be lighthearted and humorous. However, some people may find them offensive, so it is important to use discretion when telling these jokes.

5. Where did "Doctor, Doctor Jokes: Tom Jones Syndrome" originate from?

The exact origin of these jokes is unknown, but they have been a popular form of humor for many years. They may have originated from a comedy sketch or stand-up routine, but they have since become a common joke format used in various forms of media.

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