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Tsu
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Moonbear said:*jumps over coffee table and knocks over lamp lunging for Artman* Hey! Give it back! It's MY dead thread.
FIGHT!11111
Moonbear said:*jumps over coffee table and knocks over lamp lunging for Artman* Hey! Give it back! It's MY dead thread.
AAAARGGHHH!Artman screams, "Mother what have you done to GoKul and Tsu?"Gokul43201 said:<hapless fool> Ooh, what's this dilapidated cabin in the woods ? <walking in, looking for soup> Aw crap ! All it's got is this stupid altar constucted out of threads that have had their lives dragged out of them in the past. Wait a minute ...is that Wayne Gretzky by the scented cand-AAAAARGH .
Tsu said:FIGHT!11111
But to her dismay, leaving the thread inside! Meanwhile, Monique is beginning to wonder about why Artman is wearing a tacky old lady nightgown and high healed pumps. And she stops running, causing Artman to turn and see the cabin engulfed in flames.Moonbear said:But the hapless Artman, in his glee over being freed by his own captive, forgot to take the thread with him as he ran out with Monique. Moonbear still had the thread, but was left lying tied up on the floor. She started looking around and thinking to herself, "What would MacGuyver do?" Then she spotted it, the scented candle on the altar. She wriggled herself over to the altar and started to bump against it. Being a horror film, she was sure this would work. Sure enough, after one more bump, the candle tumbled to the floor, neither extinguishing itself nor setting ablaze the cloth covering the altar. She scoots around so her back is to the flame, and holds the ropes over it. She winces as she gets her hand a bit too close to the flame, readjusts her position, and thankful they used natural fiber rather than nylon rope, she quickly gets the rope burnt off, breaking it and freeing herself just before the flame on the rope spreads to her wrists. Of course, NOW the cloth on the altar catches on fire and the entire cabin is rapidly engulfed in flames as Moonbear hurriedly unties her ankles and runs out the door only moments before the entire cabin collapses.
Evo said:AAAAGHHHHH! Get TSU & Gokul out of the burning cabin!
They're both trying to grab the thread for themselves. Why do you think they stayed there in the burning cabin?Moonbear said:What happened?? Did they run back in after I told them to leave? Noooo!
Oh, wait, it looks like the fireproof altar fell on top of them and protected them from the building collapse (it was just the cloth covering it that was flammable). I see them crawling out from under there now. They're okay, they're okay!
Artman said:They're both trying to grab the thread for themselves. Why do you think they stayed there in the burning cabin?
And they call me crazy. Muaaaaaaa!
Get him Mother!franznietzsche said:The thread is MINE !
Artman said:Get him Mother!
Mother what have you done to poor Franz!? He was planning to party on the back of the bus and now look at him!
Artman said:Muaaaaaa! They don't suspect me! They think it's franznietzsche, but it is really me. Muaaaaaa!
I lurk in the anonymous recesses of the internet, watching and waiting for my moment to pounce. I log in, post my response, and I sit and quietly watch as the thread whithers and dies away. In a matter of hours it's over.
Oh, one or two others, franznietzsche for example, may come along and try to breath life back into it, but it is dead alright. And no amount of clever chatter can save it. Muaaaaa!
And I didn't even make the "also ran" list!
Artman said:What they all fail to realize is that this thread died right here, several pages ago.
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=63689&page=3
BobG said:Geez, this is just pathetic. Every single one of you should be embarrassed.
Resorting to gun slinging ... cross dressing ... and WAYNE GRETZKY?! ... in a HOCKEY GOALIE MASK?! May you be banned from Canada, forever!
Seriously, taping people up with duct tape and burning down houses. And Artman, surely you've long since reached the age where you still need to call for your mommy. If I were you folks I'd be hoping this thread died ... quickly ... and be hoping no one would ever remember the horrible things you've posted on this thread.
For shame, for shame.
franznietzsche said:
Apparently there were no single PF women ready to partake in the aftershock.
Moonbear said:That's because none of us has a clue what aftershock is.
Now, I've lost track...who has the thread?
franznietzsche said:Aftershock is 80 proof liquour. That's 40% alcohol, 20% sugar, 10%cinammon, 10%other liquid stuff. Or that's what it tastes like. The great thing with it is that if you leave it out, it solidifies into crystals, which you eat, and still get "drunk". Great great stuff.
And i have the thread, it is mine.
I'm game for some aftershock - love that stuff.Moonbear said:What the heck is in the "other stuff" if you're still getting drunk after the alcohol evaporates? That just sounds nasty. You're not going to lure anyone into the back of the bus with you with that crud.
*snatches thread from franz while he's double-checking the aftershock label*
Math Is Hard said:I'm game for some aftershock - love that stuff.
I'll just be taking this thread now.
*Yoink!*
Moonbear said:Wrong thread! That one was tied to tribdog's......y'know. You better run quick before he tells you to kiss it and make it better.
The right thread was this one here. *holds up thread to show MIH and a writhing tribdog*
Moonbear said:What the heck is in the "other stuff" if you're still getting drunk after the alcohol evaporates? That just sounds nasty. You're not going to lure anyone into the back of the bus with you with that crud.
*snatches thread from franz while he's double-checking the aftershock label*
Moonbear said:Wrong thread! That one was tied to tribdog's...y'know. You better run quick before he tells you to kiss it and make it better.
The right thread was this one here. *holds up thread to show MIH and a writhing tribdog*
franz said:It's mine to kill
franznietzsche said:No that's the point, the alcohol doesn't evaporate, it just stays in the crystals. Great stuff. And I've got a whole bottle for the upcoming party weekend.
*snatches the thread stabs it repeatedly* Its mine to kill, no one elses.
Moonbear said:That doesn't make any sense at all. If the water evaporates, the alcohol would evaporate first. Methinks you're just getting a good sugar rush.
This is a really stubborn thread to kill! At this rate, it might outlast the stupid quetion thread!
Yeeeewwww! Which thread have i been grabbing? Yeeeeeewwwww!Moonbear said:Wrong thread! That one was tied to tribdog's......y'know. You better run quick before he tells you to kiss it and make it better.
The right thread was this one here. *holds up thread to show MIH and a writhing tribdog*
BobG said:Geez, this is just pathetic. Every single one of you should be embarrassed.
Resorting to gun slinging ... cross dressing ... and WAYNE GRETZKY?! ... in a HOCKEY GOALIE MASK?! May you be banned from Canada, forever!
Seriously, taping people up with duct tape and burning down houses. And Artman, surely you've long since reached the age where you still need to call for your mommy. If I were you folks I'd be hoping this thread died ... quickly ... and be hoping no one would ever remember the horrible things you've posted on this thread.
For shame, for shame.
You've been hornswaggled? Look how swaggled my horn is!Math Is Hard said:CURSES! I've been hornswaggled!
tribdog said:You've been hornswaggled? Look how swaggled my horn is!
Moonbear said:I don't think I want to look.
*grabs salad tongs and picks up thread*
HEY! A-Hole! pay attention!franznietzsche said:Gimme gimmm gimme!
Mine!
*take thread and puts it where no one will want to reach for it*