Recent content by jimmy p

I have just finished reading Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls by Robert Rankin. Funny stuff.

I love Discworld. My favourite book is The Last Continent. "They say the heat and the flies here can drive a man insane. But you don't have to believe that, and nor does that bright mauve elephant that just cycled past." Well... The Last Continent and Soul Music...

You don't want to do that. Live on the edge :devil:

Yeah, I haven't been on for a couple of weeks so I didn't want people to think I was doing a trib. A girlfriend? The loser, we are more important. Same as Zero, he was cool but he hasn't been on for years. Vote jimmy p for chainsaw operative!

A chainsaw? I want a chainsaw.

I'm back! Been on holiday but now I'm back. Went to Gibraltar to see my family. Now going to move out there by September the latest. Looks like I missed a lot seeing as there are millions of threads. Is tribdog back from wherever yet?

This is confusing. Who is Franzbear and who is Franzbaer?

Can't have done much to boost a guy's ego with all that cold air and water. Bet the girls got a giggle though. :grumpy:

I used to play a lot of solitaire and freecell on the computer. I used to dream about cards. And red and black. In fact, I dreamt about the games quite often. I was addicted. I would bring my laptop to college just to sit and play freecell, during lessons, at break times whenever I could...

The trick is to put the whole lot in your north and south and to cup your hand under in case any crumbs go man overboard. OR Eat before you go out. Buffets suck.

Show us more. Was fun to read everyone's responses :rofl:

What's wrong with a little home ec? You'll need it in a few years time when you move and and such. I didn't even know how to cook canned soup when I left school. Now I'm a maestro in the kitchen. Apart from when it comes to washing up. I feign death so that my house mates wash up for me.

I used to copy my friend's homework all the time, I didn't copy it word for word, I used to read it and then make up my own answer based on theirs. Unless it was maths where I used to just copy, sometimes putting the correct working but wrong answer lol. Anyway it didn't hurt me, I got good...

Wow... school in America sounds really daunting... When I was at school (in England), if you for got your P.E. kit it was a straight detention. 15 minutes of doing nothing. Not too much of a punishment. Oh and you didn't do PE either. You just watched. No-one ever complained, we knew the...

I've only known you for about 5 minutes, does that mean I can have an extra year to try get rid of you?:biggrin: