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A couple of laughs for the day

  1. Nov 3, 2014 #1


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    A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.
    The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."
    "Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
    Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."
    The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
    The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs."
    The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What??! They gave me a Chihuahua??!"

    When the graveside service had no more than terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder.
    The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there and it is His problem now."

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  3. Nov 3, 2014 #2


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    I like the part where we hear the thunder before we see the Lightning flash...
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