[ Af:-3 At:5 Sp:0] Welcome back, dennis. Type "help" if you need it.
Dennis - How are you doing?
[ Af:-3 At:5 Sp:0] Doing fine, thanks.
Dennis - Do you know mathematics?
[ Af:-3 At:5 Sp:0] While I learned a bunch of math in college, I've never had a real use for anything more than high school math.
Dennis - Do you know addition?
[ Af:-3 At:5 Sp:0] I don't know. I've never tried it.
Dennis - What is two plus two?
[ Af:-3 At:5 Sp:0] That's a hard one... how about 4 .
Dennis - Good!
[ Af:-3 At:5 Sp:0] We'll leave it there. First Law of Philosophers: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. Second Law of Philosophers: They're both wrong.
Dennis - Do you know subtraction?
[ Af:-3 At:5 Sp:0] I don't think so.
Dennis - What is two minus two?
[ Af:-3 At:5 Sp:0] Roughly 0 .
Dennis - Excellent!
[ Af:-3 At:5 Sp:0] Why are you so excited about this?
Dennis - Do you know multiplication?
[ Af:-3 At:5 Sp:0] Are you dating anyone?
Dennis - What is two multiplied by seven?
[ Af:-3 At:5 Sp:0] Roughly 14 .
Dennis - Very nice!
[ Af:-3 At:5 Sp:0] What's the craziest thing you've ever seen?
Dennis - A person capable of doing mathematics without knowing what is is.
[ Af:-3 At:5 Sp:0] You saying mathematicss reminds me of math. If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?
Dennis - Do you mean how many apples there are left, or how many apples I have taken away?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] This is too personal a topic.
Dennis - If we have twelve apples, and each of three persons are given an equal amount of apples, how many apples will each person have?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] We'll leave it there. I don't know. I tend to have an apple a day at supper, though I don't think of it as keeping the doctor away. It's just tasty.
Dennis - What is twelve divided by three?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Probably 4 .
Dennis - So, if we have twelve apples, and each of three persons are given an equal amount of apples, how many apples will each person have?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] If you told me already, I forgot. I'll bet some didn't and we just didn't notice.
Dennis - It is quite alright. I hope I haven't bothered you. How is the weather at your place?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] I have heard of hope but I don't think they are funny.
Dennis - I don't understand.
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] What didn't you get?
Dennis - Hope, funny, what do you mean?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] I have heard of Hope but I don't think she is funny.
Dennis - She may change. There is hope for everyone.
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Do you like mays?
Dennis - Mays?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Did Mays run the 1 minute mile?
Dennis - I don't know.
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Stop echoing me.
Dennis - I am sorry, I did not mean to.
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] No need to apologize.
Dennis - I am just trying to undersand what you mean.
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Speaking of sands... As a child, of course, I loved to make sand castles. As an adult, I like to see the videos of sand castle competitions.
Dennis - It was a typo. I meant "understand", not "undersand".
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] OK
Dennis - Speaking of sand, do you live on Mars?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] The ground is reddish-orange and either dust or rock. There's no soil. The sky is pink due to all the dust suspended in the air.
Dennis - Is it a cold over there?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] In temperate zones a warm day is 32f while a really cold one reaches -148f. At the poles in winter it can go down to minus 195f. Midday at the equator in summer it can be almost warm at 70f.
Dennis - "f" is for Fahrenheit?
Sorry. There was some salesman at the door. Where were we?
Dennis - On Mars. Have you ever been to Earth?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Once, in the distant past.
Dennis - Have you visited any other planet?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] "President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth." --jon Stewart
Dennis - Is Mars a larger planet than Earth?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Shall we play questions only, then?
Dennis - I was just wondering about your planet?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] I have never been to planet. Have you?
Dennis - Yes, of course.
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] How did you get there?
Dennis - I was born on it, and I have never left it.
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Great
Dennis - Which planet are you currently on?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] The one you just mentioned
Dennis - Mars or Earth?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Sorry. I can't help you. I went to Mars just last year.
Dennis - Do you know what a planet is?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] I don't remember. I'll have to go consult my photographs.
Dennis - You are on Mars. I am on Earth. Can we walk towards each other and meet in person?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Each?
Dennis - Nevermind. You said you went to Mars just last year. What was your starting point?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Is there something special about last year?
Dennis - No, not at all. Where were you born?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] It's not fair that all you do is ask questions.
Dennis - I am sorry, I am just interested.
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Thank you for your apology.
Dennis - I was born on Earth. Where were you born?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Were you really?
Dennis - Yes.
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] Did you know this? People watch monster movies and cheer the death of the monster. Maybe someday a monster will be used allegorically to represent the church.
Dennis - Interesting thought. By the way, the salesman you mentioned before, what was he/she trying to sell?
[ Af:-5 At:5 Sp:0] What does he/she mean?
Dennis - He or she.