Are you wondering what you've gotten yourself into with physics?
A student recognizes Einstein in a train and asks: Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop by this train?
Well, this one made me laugh a lot more but I thought it might be too much for the first post.
What does a mathematician do about constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
The second one got a laugh out of me XD
Two physics students bump into each other walking across campus. One of them is toting his shiny new bicycle along with him. His friend says, "Wow! I really like your new bike!" "Thanks. It was the strangest thing! I was walking across campus the other day and a beautiful young girl rode her bike up to me, got off, ripped off all her clothes, threw herself on the ground, and said 'Take whatever you want!'"
"Smart move," he replied. "There's no way her clothes would have fit you."
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