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The discussion revolves around a playful and humorous exchange in a new forum, encouraging participants to ask "stupid questions" and receive equally silly answers. Participants engage in lighthearted banter, often incorporating puns and wordplay, such as discussing the time it might take to reach 1,000 posts or the best superpower, with self-levitation being a favorite. Questions range from the absurd, like the fate of old forums, to whimsical inquiries about elephants and the universe. The tone is irreverent, with users joking about the nature of their questions and the concept of "stupidity" in their responses. The thread serves as a space for creative and nonsensical dialogue, emphasizing fun over seriousness.
  • #901
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
So your boss just handed you "The" Primo assignment, Book deal, the whole nine yards, two years to write it, lotsa up front signing bonu$, so time, and comfort, are no longer a dilema, but you have just received the instructions from, 'Le Boss (Jeebus) and they want you to write all about why no one has discovered how to write the name BOB backwards, they want you to explain how it's done, minimium 60,000 words!, can you get it done, and How?
No problem, pure plagiarism... from the SubSITE,
Official Website of The Church of the SubGenius™

So, as you BOB for your Bone-us, how do you re-emerge once your world sways with Slack SubGenius ways?
 
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  • #902
Originally posted by firefly
So, as you BOB for your Bone-us, how do you re-emerge once your world sways with Slack SubGenius ways?
You very carefully take a Bite of "The Apple of your eye..."...(but gently, you don't want to hurt anyone) then following the rule of BOB, you move to BOB, to find BOB'ed'ness, in BOB's (Nirvana) Zone, then after you have exaulted your Bob'ed'nees, you relax with the one you, well, like being around!

Given that your Bone-Us, wasn't, how do you go about removing the crocodile, that is fighting the Alligator, (in the smell of that darn Dog's Flatulance) in your igloo?
 
  • #903
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Given that your Bone-Us, wasn't, how do you go about removing the crocodile, that is fighting the Alligator, (in the smell of that darn Dog's Flatulance) in your igloo?
In view of the circumstances, I'd let the dog back in. I think both reptiles might realize the source of the scent, and mistake the emergent temperature difference as a path to the tropics ... at which point I'd kick the dog out again and both reptiles would follow, only to continue fighting: over the dog. (No worries about the dog, he's too smart to stick around for the duel.)

Now that your igloo has a nice stratum of cold air as a carpet, and stinkier and warmer strata above, and you are stuck within (for without, rapacious animals are at large), without even the company of a dog or a nice spiky ravenous reptile which might make short work of your fears (and your life), how do you go about making life worth living again?
 
  • #904
Originally posted by firefly
Now that your igloo has a nice stratum of cold air as a carpet, and stinkier and warmer strata above, and you are stuck within (for without, rapacious animals are at large), without even the company of a dog or a nice spiky ravenous reptile which might make short work of your fears (and your life), how do you go about making life worth living again?
Well, I'd start by Dreaming, then working, to make my Dreams come true, then living the Dream life, then exit, to Nirvana...WhoooWho!

Woowho?
 
  • #905
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons: Woowho?
This is entirely your choice, know who-one can determine the best choice for you... it really depends on...

Who are you? who, who? who, who?
 
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  • #906
Originally posted by firefly
Who are you? who, who? who, who?
Well, if I find the person who knows 'who' knows "who", I'll be certain to tell them to tell you, too!

When you look up, why is it that you don't see the top of your head?
 
  • #907
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
When you look up, why is it that you don't see the top of your head?
Are you quite sure that I don't?

Why is the top of my head of such interest? Perhaps the location of the frontal cortex, or the temporal lobes, or be there some interest in my relative motor control I know not, but the rest of me fails to see what relevance it's got!
 
  • #908
Originally posted by firefly
Why is the top of my head of such interest? Perhaps the location of the frontal cortex, or the temporal lobes, or be there some interest in my relative motor control I know not, but the rest of me fails see see what relevance it's got!
Ahhhh that is because beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and you cannot see that...but I can(?)...


If you run around, how long will it take?
 
  • #909
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
If you run around, how long will it take?
As long as it takes for you to ex-see-d your pay shuns, but then again I've never had particularly fiscal tendonsee(s)?

If all tendons are connected to something, then how do you describe people with tendon-Sees, tendon-Cigarettes, and tendon-allsorts of other things (just ask Hypnagogue... not to say, follow the implied example, just for argument's sake)?
 
  • #910
Originally posted by firefly
If all tendons are connected to something, then how do you describe people with tendon-Sees, tendon-Cigarettes, and tendon-allsorts of other things (just ask Hypnagogue... not to say, follow the implied example, just for argument's sake)?
People who 'tend', tend to be tender, and tending of that which is 'tended', hence we can know that all tended tenders are tender, and tenderly tending to be tended to, by other tenders, but only by submission, by mail, is it tended, to be tended, as a tender, tenderer...

When you speak so of 'joints', are you really just trying to elbow me out, or is it 'plastered' that you wanted me to be, cause 'welding' generates "smoke", and weeze all know just what youse doin, if you smoking a joint?
 
  • #911
Originally posted by a disjointed Mr. Robin Parsons
When you speak so of 'joints', are you really just trying to elbow me out, or is it 'plastered' that you wanted me to be, cause 'welding' generates "smoke", and weeze all know just what youse doin, if you smoking a joint?

This reminds me of the time I was collecting funds at a corner for the disabled veterans of the battle of Gypsum Wells, California, USA, which was an armed skirmish that took place between two rival street gangs over a bag of what they used to refer to as "Gypsum Whee-ze" because it made you go "Wheeeeee!" and also wheeze. Anyway Sam "plaster-man" Walker, welder at the gypsum factory, got shot in the elbow during the fight, and was relegated to wearing a cast made of the towns own chief export, which broke the run of good luck that had lasted since the towns inception, during which no worker at the plant had ever had to wear a cast.What was I going to do with the money I collected?
 
  • #912
Originally posted by a spendythrifty zoobyshoey
What was I going to do with the money I collected?
Pitch in another $1.75 and go buy yourself a coffee!

Why is it that, while thinking a thought, you don't know what the next thought, is, even though that thought arises from within your own brain??
 
  • #913
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Why is it that, while thinking a thought, you don't know what the next thought, is, even though that thought arises from within your own brain??
I'm thinking, but I don't know what my thoughts about that will end up being.

If I accidently take my car to the post office to be repaired am I then require to bring my mail to a garage to post in order to maintain balance in the universe?
 
  • #914
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
If I accidently take my car to the post office to be repaired am I then require to bring my mail to a garage to post in order to maintain balance in the universe?
Yes, so long as the people at the post office fix your car, (Truck) and the people at the garage agree to mail your mail for you, then the balance will hold, BUT should it be that the posties 'mech' and the mech's won't 'post', well, come back here, 'post' to tell us, so's we can's arrange a Universal rebalancing Ritual that will set "all things" straighter then straight!

While posting my 'mechanical' I was struck by a wrenching thought, that was posted on the fence post of the garage, right across from the post office, and it asked me...what?
 
  • #915
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
While posting my 'mechanical' I was struck by a wrenching thought, that was posted on the fence post of the garage, right across from the post office, and it asked me...what?
It asked what good was it doing you being straight, when the thought, clearly wrenched into some other form could not possibly have been thus and so influenced by societal disshevelings.

Are you a direct Internet Service Provider for Parsons Vodka (Doooooon't make me go get the italic stuff I'm not up for it right now!) or, can you provide a list of retailers? or even tailers. heck, I could even use a tailor since I've dropped two sizes and there's no tail left on me, and I just can't make heads or tails of anything any more... (there was a question in there somewhere. the free spirited sort I believe.)
 
  • #916
Originally posted by firefly
Are you a direct Internet Service Provider for Parsons Vodka (Doooooon't make me go get the italic stuff I'm not up for it right now!) or, can you provide a list of retailers? or even tailers. heck, I could even use a tailor since I've dropped two sizes and there's no tail left on me, and I just can't make heads or tails of anything any more... (there was a question in there somewhere. the free spirited sort I believe.)
Gather round! Gather round, good people, and see, just have a gander at what demon vodka has done to poor ƒireƒly! She cain't italicize no more! Ya see? She cain't fit into her clothes no more, you see? She is so gripped by the claws of demon vodka that she cain't even make heads or tails of nothing no more!. Don't let this happen to you, brothers and sisters. Don't let yerselves become the victim of demon vodka, don't let yerselves be a slave to patater mash, nor spud squeezin's as sister ƒireƒly has done. Join me, one and all, in a prayer for her sorry, skinny, un-italisized, headless, tailess soul!What's the best way to react if you spot a chicken crawling on all fours across the road to get to the other side but the traffic is too heavy for it to ever make it?
 
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  • #917
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if you spot a chicken crawling on all fours across the road to get to the other side but the traffic is too heavy for it to ever make it?
Go get a pot, a scraper and a spoon, some potatoes, celery, onions, and fresh Ahhhh say FRESH ginger root, wait till the chicken's attempt is lethally thwarted by passing vehicles, and go scrape yourself up some chicken soup base... don't forget the bones. Them's the best part.

Do you think a genetically modified (4 legged) chicken will make your cold go away faster, or just get you run over instead of run down?
 
  • #918
Originally posted by firefly
Do you think a genetically modified (4 legged) chicken will make your cold go away faster, or just get you run over instead of run down?
I wouldn't venture to find out since the best thing to do with a four legged chicken would not be to make soup but to trade it to the gray space aliens for a guarrantee of lifetime towing service.If you were crawling on all fours, all tangled up in your loose and slipping clothing, tripping over four legged chickens, not an italic to your name, and clutching your bottle of Parson's™ Sparkling Aged Vodka, white knuckled, as if it were gold, not knowing your head from your tail, how would you unscrew the jar of olives?
 
  • #919
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
If you were crawling on all fours, all tangled up in your loose and slipping clothing, tripping over four legged chickens, not an italic to your name, and clutching your bottle of Parson's™ Sparkling Aged Vodka, white knuckled, as if it were gold, not knowing your head from your tail, how would you unscrew the jar of olives?
If I were crawling around on all fours, it would be for other reasons... say, searching for a miniscule object dropped on the floor. So I am not qualified to say.

Just how many four-legged chickens have you been eating, Honorable, Mr. Alien? (I don't think they agree with you.)
 
  • #920
Originally posted by firefly
Just how many four-legged chickens have you been eating, Honorable, Mr. Alien? (I don't think they agree with you.)
Chicken, four or two-legged, never agree to be eaten. I have therefore, never eaten a chicken that really agreed with me.Given the recent scourge of leprechaun mischief in Sicily, with their starting fires in electrical devices and blowing up wedding presents, and also since March is Irish history month, and that month in which we celebrate St. Patricks Day, perhaps you could enlighten us on the Italian word for Leprechaun?
 
  • #921
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Given the recent scourge of leprechaun mischief in Sicily, with their starting fires in electrical devices and blowing up wedding presents, and also since March is Irish history month, and that month in which we celebrate St. Patricks Day, perhaps you could enlighten us on the Italian word for Leprechaun?
Uses "Phone a Friend" option, guido answers, no he won't tell, says it isn't fit for public broadcast...hummmmm wait, now he wants the name adress and phone for the person asking the question cause he wants to...oooOOOOOPS! **hangs up the phone**...real fast!

So got to see a Female Uterus on Oprah the other, well...month? and it looked exactly like a chicken, with no neck, instantly it hit me that this was the resolution to the age old dilema of what came first the chicken or the egg as it was now abundantly clear that the egg had arrived INSIDE the Chicken!...so, given this is it now really, really, really, really, really, really, really clear that, MRP is the only person!, in the entirety!, of the History!, of the Universe!, who can solve all of The Riddles of The Ages?

EDIT or is it just The Irish in'em ?
 
  • #922
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
...so, given this is it now really, really, really, really, really, really, really clear that, MRP is the only person!, in the entirety!, of the History!, of the Universe!, who can solve all of The Riddles of The Ages?
This is the clincher, yes. However I want it on record I already knew he was, and had complete faith in his omniscience before this riddle was solved.Incidently, what is the answer to the age old Leprechaun riddle concerning the cart full of 20 sacks of potatos, 3 mules, the river with three bridges, the drunken cart driver, the blarney stone and the O'Tooles' new sheep dog?
 
  • #923
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
This is the clincher, yes. However I want it on record I already knew he was, and had complete faith in his omniscience before this riddle was solved.


Incidently, what is the answer to the age old Leprechaun riddle concerning the cart full of 20 sacks of potatos, 3 mules, the river with three bridges, the drunken cart driver, the blarney stone and the O'Tooles' new sheep dog?

Take the goose first.

Why did the wolf and the goat cross the river?
 
  • #924
Originally posted by selfAdjoint
Why did the wolf and the goat cross the river?
The goat was a tiger in rabbits clothing wearing a goat costume for a masquerade ball, the wolf was a riddle wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. However, they both happened to enjoy a good swim whenever the opportunity presented itself.Incidently what is the answer to that age old Japanese koan:" Who's on first?"
 
  • #925
Incidently what is the answer to that age old Japanese koan:" Who's on first?" [/B]
Hu san first koaned the term "Misochiwo" and gave it to his firstborn child.

Is Misochiwo san girl or boy?
 
  • #926
Originally posted by firefly
Is Misochiwo san girl or boy?
Legume. A real human bean.Anata wa, nihongo hanasitaka?
 
  • #927
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Anata wa, nihongo hanasitaka?
Ya! Sure! but when I turned the key, the wheels fell off, so I walked home...

While walking home, I saw 'that' guy, you know who 'that' is, don't you?
 
  • #928
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
While walking home, I saw 'that' guy, you know who 'that' is, don't you?
`that'?
Well I know who "that" is, but I don't know who `that' is.Incidently what is the answer to that age old pre-Columbian riddle about the Aztec, the Maya and the Anazazi who go into a bar?
 
  • #929
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Incidently what is the answer to that age old pre-Columbian riddle about the Aztec, the Maya and the Anazazi who go into a bar?
The answer?... "He ran off, with the sacrifice" but it seems, just a little, out of 'context' when you don't tell the rest...

Can you stop a thought, before you think it?
 
  • #930
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Can you stop a thought, before you think it?
Only those who have mastered the art of starting a thought before they think it, can stop it before they think it.Once when I was bored I found myself in possession of a waffle iron, a measuring tape, and a piece of rope, and proeeded to amuse myself by hoaxing crop waffles. What is the meaning of the word "Scripple"?
 
  • #931
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Once when I was bored I found myself in possession of a waffle iron, a measuring tape, and a piece of rope, and proeeded to amuse myself by hoaxing crop waffles. What is the meaning of the word "Scripple"?

Scripple v.i. to scribble upside down with sufficient pressure as to damage the writing utensil.

How do you scrapple an apple, and is a game board involved?
 
  • #932
Originally posted by firefly
How do you scrapple an apple, and is a game board involved?
Scrappling an apple is easy. It's unscrappling it when you're done that's hard.Since the gray space alien union of hazardous asteroid retrieval and disposal is on strike a greater number of them than usual has been going door to door asking for handouts. What did you donate when they came to you?
 
  • #933
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Since the gray space alien union of hazardous asteroid retrieval and disposal is on strike a greater number of them than usual has been going door to door asking for handouts. What did you donate when they came to you?
Fuel, and a Gene ration.

How was that fuel extracted, from within me?
 
  • #934
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
How was that fuel extracted, from within me?
You will have amnesia for the actual extraction process, of course, but what they did was to grab you, one by each arm, and shake you like a rag doll till they had accumulated a large pile of dander beneath you, which they simply vaccuumed up to be taken for energy conversion in one of their many exceptionally efficient quantum transduction modules. (Incidently they will also have taken any incipient furballs you had in the works, but that process shouldn't be discussed in an open forum.)Recently, during a period of boredom, I taught myself to delete huge lists of useless things from my memory using Messiah's® Patented Recall Squelch techniques.

I discovered to my horror, however, that instead of freeing up memory storage space, my storage is more cluttered than ever with huge lists of useless things I am required to remember to forget. What is the meaning of the word: "frimbalism"?
 
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  • #935
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Recently, during a period of boredom, I taught myself to delete huge lists of useless things from my memory using Messiah's® Patented Recall Squelch techniques.
I discovered to my horror, however, that instead of freeing up memory storage space, my storage is more cluttered than ever with huge lists of useless things I am required to remember to forget. What is the meaning of the word: "frimbalism"?
It is a term for people who are trying to forget what they forgot they can remember, as in "Frimbalist" (what you are) "Frimbalistically" (what you are doing) "Frimbalizer" (you, as you are doing it) and the many extra interogeratons of the expressive "Frimballing" (an original derivation, is available from that word, but not publically...)

So while noticing a person 'Frimbalizing' on a street corner, the other day, I stopped and asked the corner lamppost for the direction back to Oz, it responded that lamppost's coundn't talk, Oz was no where near this place, and why the heck was I disturbing it's nap, to which, I excused myself, upon the basis of the 'frimabalizer' 'frimbalizing' upon that very same corner, but the lamppost called the police, I was arrested, and charged...with what?
 
  • #936
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
So while noticing a person 'Frimbalizing' on a street corner, the other day, I stopped and asked the corner lamppost for the direction back to Oz, it responded that lamppost's coundn't talk, Oz was no where near this place, and why the heck was I disturbing it's nap, to which, I excused myself, upon the basis of the 'frimabalizer' 'frimbalizing' upon that very same corner, but the lamppost called the police, I was arrested, and charged...with what?
Unlawful interrogation of a lighting fixture in a public fareway, §30077-657744484-12443. subsection G article 47b10000767.Complicated by the presence of a frimbalist,§567774899-2333551443-12443, same subsection. Maximun penalty: 36 months "soft" incarceration at Ontario Institute of Minor Corrections, minimun penalty: 12 weeks probabtion with curfew at dusk to prevent interaction with any public lighting fixtures while in operation.Recently I forgot to remember my experiences with Messiah's® Patented Memory Squelch Technique, took the course a second time, and precipitated a chaoic reversal such that I now remember everything that ever happened to me in excruciating detail, as well as huge volumes of experiences that never happened to me or anyone. How do I tell the difference between the authentic memories and the counterfeit?
 
  • #937
Originally posted by zoobyshoe

Recently I forgot to remember my experiences with Messiah's® Patented Memory Squelch Technique, took the course a second time, and precipitated a chaoic reversal such that I now remember everything that ever happened to me in excruciating detail, as well as huge volumes of experiences that never happened to me or anyone. How do I tell the difference between the authentic memories and the counterfeit?

If you're having sex in the memory, it is a fake.

If I were to invent a teleportation device and attempted to teleport myself to the moon (because the moon is neat), would my pants come with, or would they be left on Earth? If my pants were left behind, would the moon-people be offended by my lack of pants?
 
  • #938
Originally posted by Jeebuz
If I were to invent a teleportation device and attempted to teleport myself to the moon (because the moon is neat), would my pants come with, or would they be left on Earth? If my pants were left behind, would the moon-people be offended by my lack of pants?
The moon people will moon you with or without pants.Recently when I was floating on my back in the Thames with a photograph of Chester Carlson, inventor of xerography, proped up on my chest, facing me so I could monitor his duplicitous intentions, a warped and swollen scrabble tile with either the letter M or W came floating by and I thought to myself: "So that's where it went." What does a sranambulist do for a living?
 
  • #939
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Recently when I was floating on my back in the Thames with a photograph of Chester Carlson, inventor of xerography, proped up on my chest, facing me so I could monitor his duplicitous intentions, a warped and swollen scrabble tile with either the letter M or W came floating by and I thought to myself: "So that's where it went." What does a sranambulist do for a living?

They sleepwalk, of course. Oh wait, that's a somnambulist.
I think they scream profanities at inanimate objects, or maybe they play the xylophone, I don't know but I know for sure that they don't wear capes.


If Jesus was truly the Messiah and Saviour of Man, then where the hell's my ice cream!?
 
  • #940
Originally posted by Jeebuz
If Jesus was truly the Messiah and Saviour of Man, then where the hell's my ice cream!?
Now isn't that special?Often when I'm at the seashore I find old pirate chests full of jewels and Spanish coins. Sometimes I find old pirate peg legs. Sometimes I find old pirate hooks. Once I found an old pirate parrot. Once I found an old pirate. Why don't I ever find any new pirate stuff?
 
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  • #941
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Often when I'm at the seashore I find old pirate chests full of jewels and Spanish coins. Sometimes I find old pirate peg legs. Sometimes I find old pirate hooks. Once I found an old pirate parrot. Once I found an old pirate. Why don't I ever find any new pirate stuff?

Easy, because the pirates were wiped out in the Great Ninja-Pirate Wars of the 18th Century.


If Microsoft adopted a penguin as its mascot, would Linux be upset and if so, what could those light-weights do about it, huh, B*TCH!?
 
  • #942
Originally posted by Jeebuz Easy, because the pirates were wiped out in the Great Ninja-Pirate Wars of the 18th Century.
Ohhhhhhhhhh... wow. and there was me (and probably zooby too, thinkin' there were pirates (other than software) sailin' the seas... TODAY!
If Microsoft adopted a penguin as its mascot, would Linux be upset and if so, what could those light-weights do about it, huh, B*TCH!?
Microsoft has other problems to worry about nowadays... as in, its source code has involuntarily joined the Linux ranks... as for who would be upset, considering Linux is freeware, under the GNU license, and the distributions... oh but this is a game thread, let us not..., shall we, i say we ship outta this dialectic much like pirates... do you pirate software, ever? MS-anything... oh, but I should shut up, I run XP :wink: poor me, stuck with running virus updates ASAP!

Does Linux ever remind you of a sanitary pad ad? ...considering it's named after Linus! (where I live there's a sanitary pad named Lines... heh!) well?
 
  • #943
Originally posted by Jeebuz
If Microsoft adopted a penguin as its mascot, would Linux be upset and if so, what could those light-weights do about it, huh, B*TCH!?
Well, upset? or? legally empowered! well...bringing in the "Female Dogs" isn't really going to help, but some of those very pretty (and intelligent) Female Attorneys might just do the trick to rectify the attempt at absconding the Competitions flag...

In taking the Competitions flag, is it required that you bring your own pole?

(run that quetion up the Flap pole! and salute it! will Ya..!)
 
  • #944
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Well, upset? or? legally empowered! well...bringing in the "Female Dogs" isn't really going to help, but some of those very pretty (and intelligent) Female Attorneys might just do the trick to rectify the attempt at absconding the Competitions flag...
mmmm... so according to you, Mr... Parsons... but wait... I can't P[/color]rime M[/color]inister you ... your in-fluence is limited! All the same you seem to be barking up the same (female) tree (pole?) as i...
In taking the Competitions flag, is it required that you bring your own pole?(run that quetion up the Flap pole! and salute it! will Ya..!)
What do you do if you don't have a Flap whose pole you can run it up? Yeah, so the format fits another thread but two fer one is ok with me :smile:)
 
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  • #945
Originally posted by firefly
What do you do if you don't have a Flap whose pole you can run it up?
It's funny you should ask that question because, once, when I was stretch out half dead like a woodchuck who'd just been introduced to a Peterbuilt truck the hard way, on the floor of a cardboard and blanket structure that a Polish aviator of my acquaintence used to frequent when he'd forgotten his address, he was regaling me with stories of his near misses with flocks of pelicans and other aircraft, frequently using the phrase: "So there I was, without a flap whose pole I could run it up, when..." and so on. I thought it was an obtuse turn of speach.


What do you do if there seems to be a speck of titanium dioxide in the eye of a polish aviator of your acquaintence but when you mention it he says" No, Titanium dioxide is in the eye of the beholder." ?
 
  • #946
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if there seems to be a speck of titanium dioxide in the eye of a polish aviator of your acquaintence but when you mention it he says" No, Titanium dioxide is in the eye of the beholder." ?
Why, t[/color]on't you know? Paint it black!

What do you do if that Polish Aviator of yours turns out to be an apple turnover, or an abble turnover, or perhaps an able turner over of pelican engines?
 
  • #947
Originally posted by firefly
What do you do if that Polish Aviator of yours turns out to be an apple turnover, or an abble turnover, or perhaps an able turner over of pelican engines?
It's funny you should ask those quetions because he confessed to me once: "I should have been a pair of pastry halves enclosing a blob of wormy crabapple goo, being carried in the claws of a pelican, across the floor of silent seas." To which I responded "Sounds vaguely familiar." To which he replied,"Yes, I mentioned it just last night."Do fools flush gin, where angels: beer instead?
 
  • #948
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Do fools flush gin, where angels: beer instead?
No, fools flush angels, for the latter cannot bear the former, while angels flush gin: monochromatic hand is not just a poker feature.

Do angels a-pair only in black and white, or do they "come in color" since More Hot Rocks?
 
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  • #949
Originally posted by firefly
Do angels a-pair only in black and white, or do they "come in color" since More Hot Rocks?
Well flap my pole, I'll run that one up the point, and see if we can find one!

Well, while drinking, should one continue to breath...or just pole flap?
 
  • #950
No, you can't even do this, since the hole you brath with is closed while the drink-hole is open.

What if heaven was a half pipe and God was a DJ?
 
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