Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Tsunami

You are SO amazing! How many people KNOW this kind of stuff?

I pick this info up from Herman J.
Swivlschuck's well researched masterpiece: Nero and DeNiro:The Similarities

Um... Grey Space Alien Roto Rooter? Hey! How'd they stuff those grass clippings in the septic tank, anyway? Wouldn't that be kinda hard to do -- unless maybe they're Changlings? Hey! Zooby! Are you a Changling (too?)?

I am a mere Zooby.In a link to an article posted by
Ivan Seeking in M & PS local auth-
orities in Cornhile, Nebraska are
puzzled by reports of silo-tipping
being carried out at night by what
appear to be flying discs. A later
story, however, reported the arrest of local teenager Bubba-Bob
Jackson, who was apprehended in
the act of perpetrating a silo-
tipping by means of a length of
rope, a board, and a Frisbee. Why
wasn't this follow up story ever
posted in M & PS?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
I am a mere Zooby.

Not just mere Zooby; the shoe of the Zooby. The reeeeally big Shooo.

In a link to an article posted by
Ivan Seeking in M & PS local auth-
orities in Cornhile, Nebraska are
puzzled by reports of silo-tipping
being carried out at night by what
appear to be flying discs. A later
story, however, reported the arrest of local teenager Bubba-Bob
Jackson, who was apprehended in
the act of perpetrating a silo-
tipping by means of a length of
rope, a board, and a Frisbee. Why
wasn't this follow up story ever
posted in M & PS?

See attachment for your answer. [It may take some time to appear]
Is Zooby being mind controlled by blue aliens who only make him think he is a gray?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
Is Zooby being mind controlled by blue aliens who only make him think he is a gray?

{See attachment for answer.}
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{So don't hold your breath}In M & PS Ivan Seeking posted a
link to a news story concerning
a man who claimed to have woken
up one morning to find a crop
circle had formed during the
night in his pubic hair. Photos
of the phenomenon show the hairs
laid down in a neat circular pattern about 7/8 of an inch in
diameter. Arguments against it
being a hoax won many points when
several high ranking physics
students using the traditional
hoaxer's tools of a board and a
rope were unable to reproduce the
phenomenon.

Although undoubedly of extra-terr-
estrial origin, is the term "crop
circle" really accurate in this
situation?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by zoobyshoe
Although undoubedly of extra-terrestrial origin, is the term "crop circle" really accurate in this situation?

Sorta, I told them that the right way to do it was "cutting" it, that way it's a "cropped circle"!

What do "greys" do, when the meet "blues"?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do "greys" do, when the meet "blues"?

As stated earlier "greys" don't
"get" the "blues" unless BB (Big
Bang) king is there to translate.
Otherwise the "blues" just confuse
them. The film Close Encounters Of
The Third Kind disseminated
the information that mashed pot-
tato sculpture was an excellent
mnemonic device for recalling
deeply imbedded grey space alien
information. I'm curious if anyone
knows what effect, if any, this
had on potato sales in the years
since the film was released?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by zoobyshoe
The film Close Encounters Of The Third Kind disseminated the information that mashed potato sculpture was an excellent mnemonic device for recalling deeply imbedded grey space alien information. I'm curious if anyone knows what effect, if any, this had on potato sales in the years since the film was released?

Well if it did, it is a misnomer, as it is really "Carolina Spring Beauties" (the 'Ground nut' from those) that is actually the mnemonic device that works, and those kind of 'spuds' simply are not sold anywhere. You would need to go out into the forest and collect them for yourselves. (yes! they are yummy!)

Does the grey's spacecraft , the one parked out in area 51, have it's parking brake set??

P.S. zoobyshoe, do you have any more of that %%k:""<`}, could you fax me some of it (or e-mail it, I don't care how I get my hands on it) cause last time I imbibed in some I had such wild dreams I actually thought that the marshmellow worms, on the marshmellow farms, were really just bales of hay wrapped in a plastic membrane that allowed them to dry, and the the giant marshmellows themselves were simply single bales wrapped similarily. WOW! what a "ride" that was, so if you still have some LEMME KNOW!...Thanks[/size]

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Does the grey's spacecraft , the one parked out in area 51, have it's parking brake set??

An extensively trained team of the
most skilled decelerationists, re-
tardologists, and dawdlers is at
work at this moment teasing the
answer to your question out of the
phenomenally intricate mechanisms,
a quest that has been complicated further by the inadvertant spil-
lage of a soft drink.

P.S. zoobyshoe, do you have any more of that %%k:""<`}, could you fax me some of it (or e-mail it, I don't care how I get my hands on it) cause last time I imbibed in some I had such wild dreams I actually thought that the marshmellow worms, on the marshmellow farms, were really just bales of hay wrapped in a plastic membrane that allowed them to dry, and the the giant marshmellows themselves were simply single bales wrapped similarily. WOW! what a "ride" that was, so if you still have some LEMME KNOW!...Thanks[/size]

Go into any grey space alien bar,
ask to see "Mr. Plismo". They'll
know what you mean.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Next Question:

In 1905 an unknown German/Swiss
patent examiner published a
a physics theory based, in part,
on the absurd stipulation of two
bolts of lightning simultaneously
striking a railroad track at
regular, predictable intervals,
and whose simultaneity could be
proven given the possession of two identical clocks keeping precisely
the same time.

What quantity of %%k;""]+[oQ would
the average earthling need to
drink before all individual light-
nig bolts appeared to be two
simultaneous events and all clocks
appeared to be two perfectly
synchronized clocks?

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
P.S. zoobyshoe, do you have any more of that %%k:""<`}, could you fax me some of it (or e-mail it, I don't care how I get my hands on it) cause last time I imbibed in some I had such wild dreams I actually thought that the marshmellow worms, on the marshmellow farms, were really just bales of hay wrapped in a plastic membrane that allowed them to dry, and the the giant marshmellows themselves were simply single bales wrapped similarily. WOW! what a "ride" that was, so if you still have some LEMME KNOW!...Thanks[/size]

Um, Mr. Robin Parsons, I don't think that was a dream. I've seen such marshmallow farms somewhere outside Texarkana (sometimes called Arken-ass). And I think there's a Great Flags somewhere close by. I've heard that they sell %%k:""<`} there (at Great Flags) but you'll have to check it out yourself, because I'm not touching that stuff! Haven't you seen that commercial where they scramble an egg saying 'this is your brain on drugs'? Don't go there, RP. It's a damn ugly picture!
REMEMBER! JUST SAY NO!

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Next Question:


What quantity of %%k;""]+[oQ would
the average earthling need to
drink before all individual light-
nig bolts appeared to be two
simultaneous events and all clocks
appeared to be two perfectly
synchronized clocks?

Don't know, Zoob, but I think YOU'VE had quite enough!

 

[Sonty]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What quantity of %%k;""]+[oQ would
the average earthling need to
drink before all individual light-
nig bolts appeared to be two
simultaneous events and all clocks
appeared to be two perfectly
synchronized clocks?

The important thing here is that "all" lightnings and "all" clocks must appear as "two". First of all an average earthling can never do this. It must be a man who repairs clocks for a living and those clocks will be symbols for the eternal fight between good and evil in his mind. Now, after about 20 years of work in this field it wouldn't take very much %%k;""]+[oQ to achieve this sensation. The part with the lightinings on the other hand is a hole different fish soup. He'd have to walk along a railroad, at midnight, with a dead cat in the right hand and a live rooster in his left, to swing the cat over his head and throw the rooster over the fence of a graveyard. In the effort he would have to slip and hit his head against a rock. Now a train would have to pass and blind him with its lights. he will now see the dead cat rise up and run for exactly 66.6 meters where it would be hit by two simultaneous lightnings.
At least this is what my Future Analyzer says. Unfortuantely it has a problem. When I came back from the door where the commander of the GSS Borky27 handed it to me as a thank you for letting them use my private distillery to prepare some 100 liters of %%k;""]+[oQ (deh! it was the birthday of the commander's son), I got distracted by the sudden noise of the ship flying by, I tripped and I droped the Future Analyzer. Since then it doesn't show the numbers clearly. i guess a few cristals are broken. I think it says something like 420, 428, 42.0 or 42.8. And there's another problem: the units are all screwed up. I think it shows the result in "fr."

How much is 1fr. in Earth units and what's the name of this fr. unit?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Sonty

How much is 1fr. in Earth units and what's the name of this fr. unit?

1fr.in Earth units is equal to 17
metric seconds. This fr. unit (the
one you were specifically refer-
ing to) is named "Bob".

In M & PS Ivan Seeking posted a
link to a news story about a man
in Mareston, Wyoming who, upon
investigating a strange noise one
night found a group of Grey space
aliens out on his patio eating his
cat's food. Reporters quoted the
man as having said, "At least they
weren't eating the cat."

Do grey space aliens ever actually
eat cats?

 

[Sonty]

Why do you think they blast them with two simultaneous lightnings? Roast - good. Bloody - not so good, but it quiets down the hunger.

How many Honorary Grey Space Aliens does it take to take down a cat by striking it with 2 simultaneous lightnings? Is it really worth it?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Sonty
How many Honorary Grey Space Aliens does it take to take down a cat by striking it with 2 simultaneous lightnings? Is it really worth it?

Honorary grey space aliens only
hurl simultaneous lightning bolts
at Erwin Schrodinger. We like to
make him dance.In M & PS Ivan Seeking posted a
link to a newsstory about a boy
in Lotsahoochi, Florida who wit-
nessed a flying disc abduct a
gator that was sunning itself on
a sand bar in a river. As if in
exchange, the disc deposited three
disoriented nuns in the gators
place.

Why would the grey space aliens
rather have a gator than a nun?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Why would the grey space aliens
rather have a gator than a nun?

Abducted nuns often come with dirty habbits.

What are the qualities of the new alien-gator hybrids?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
What are the qualities of the new alien-gator hybrids?

They look just like aliens, but
they know how to make mud nests.

In M & PS Ivan Seeking posted a
link to a article in which a
Utah man complained of nightly
visits from grey space aliens who
were interfering with his live-
stock by teaching them table man-
ners. He said he was no longer
able to get them to eat out of
a trough.
What other advanced knowledge is
being disseminated in secret by
this superior race?

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
They look just like aliens, but
they know how to make mud nests.

In M & PS Ivan Seeking posted a
link to a article in which a
Utah man complained of nightly
visits from grey space aliens who
were interfering with his live-
stock by teaching them table man-
ners. He said he was no longer
able to get them to eat out of
a trough.
What other advanced knowledge is
being disseminated in secret by
this superior race?

Probably how to party with Boozy Hoes!

What is the true meaning of Boozy Hoes?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Tsunami
What is the true meaning of Boozy Hoes?

That kind of insight can only be
acquired after you go hype a gnu.
Which isn't as easy as it sounds.

Is it true that in M & PS Ivan
Seeking posted a link to an
article in which an early morning
surfer in Venice, Ca. was reported
to have been arrested for disord-
erly behaviour and foul language
which he attributed to having had
his wave stolen by a grey space
alien on a longboard?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
That kind of insight can only be
acquired after you go hype a gnu.
Which isn't as easy as it sounds.

Is it true that in M & PS Ivan
Seeking posted a link to an
article in which an early morning
surfer in Venice, Ca. was reported
to have been arrested for disord-
erly behaviour and foul language
which he attributed to having had
his wave stolen by a grey space
alien on a longboard?

Ya right Boozy Hoes. Like a 4ft, 50LB grey would use a longboard.

What is the exact difference between a Boozy Hoe and a grey?
[gnu hyping does not count!]

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
What is the exact difference between a Boozy Hoe and a grey?
[gnu hyping does not count!]

Boozy Hoes don't surf.

In the skys over the English Chan-
nel in 1944, B-17 pilot Chuck
Brunell 25, of Winterburn Minne-
sota witnessed a spectacular dis-
play of the legendary "Foo Fight-
er" lights when they whooshed in
front of his crippled and burning
plane and spelled out the words:
"Your turn signal is on!"

What are the signifigant
differences between a "Foo-
Fighter" and a "Flying Disc"?

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Boozy Hoes don't surf.

In the skys over the English Chan-
nel in 1944, B-17 pilot Chuck
Brunell 25, of Winterburn Minne-
sota witnessed a spectacular dis-
play of the legendary "Foo Fight-
er" lights when they whooshed in
front of his crippled and burning
plane and spelled out the words:
"Your turn signal is on!"

What are the signifigant
differences between a "Foo-
Fighter" and a "Flying Disc"?

Flying discs don't have turn signals (or horns for that matter - can't hear 'em in space).

If Boozy Hoes don't surf, how the heck can they have any fun? Do they at least water ski?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Tsunami
If Boozy Hoes don't surf, how the heck can they have any fun? Do they at least water ski?

They enjoy listening to Lieder,
especially Schubert, while they
groom each other and eat the lice.Several months ago my doorbell
rang while I was in the shower.
Figuring it was probably the usu-
al grey space alien %%k;""}+{oQ
pedlers I ignored it. Later I
found a note attached to the door
that said "I know what you did
last summer."

What had I done and how did they
know?

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
They enjoy listening to Lieder,
especially Schubert, while they
groom each other and eat the lice.


Several months ago my doorbell
rang while I was in the shower.
Figuring it was probably the usu-
al grey space alien %%k;""}+{oQ
pedlers I ignored it. Later I
found a note attached to the door
that said "I know what you did
last summer."

What had I done and how did they
know?

You donned your Honorary Grey Space Alien suit and went surfing on a longboard - which is how this grey/longboard confusion got started in the first place. Now, it appears, mass hysteria is setting in and there are increased 'sightings' - unless you had just a little too much %%k;""}+{oQ to drink and did it again THIS summer - leading to this latest sighting. They know this because THEY KNOW EVERYTHING!

HOW do they know everything?

 

[selfAdjoint]

Because the complement of everything is nothing, and they don't know nothing, so by contrapositive...

Could this thread be called the result of little grey matter?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by selfAdjoint
Because the complement of everything is nothing, and they don't know nothing, so by contrapositive...

This answer demonstrates an above
average insight into the grey
space alien mentality

Could this thread be called the result of little grey matter?

It's funny you should ask because
if you translate the phrase "lit-
tle grey matter" into the grey
space alien language you get:"=**
$@6^^^}^^#oL***@)>", which, you
will immediately recognize, is a
triple pun if you emphasize the
seventh, instead of the fifth,
syllable. So the answer is yes.

In the most recent issue of
True UFO magazine a letter
from Doris and Sidney Munsen, of
Gobehinder, Arkansas laments the
dissapearance of their pet swine,
Horace and Sandra, who disappeared
one night, after the Munsen's had
observed strange lights in the
evening sky. The Munsens were
writing to appeal to all regular
abductees to be on the lookout
for the pigs during their next
abduction experiences and to ap-
peal to them to come home.

Why is it the Munsens were so sure
the Horace and Sandra had left
voluntarily?

 

[FZ+]

Because Horace and Sandra were no normal pigs, but the product of years of secret government research to create what we may term "the Super Soldier". As a result of gene manipulation and bionic enhancements, these have gained the ability to hack into computer networks, dodge bullets, fly, hold high offices in the US government as well to leave nicely handwritten notes to their owners on departure.

What sort of mad fiend would create such foul abominations?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by FZ+
What sort of mad fiend would create such foul abominations?

Clearly, the mad fiend behind this
kind of enterprise would require
and underground lair of immense
capacity well stocked with all the
latest mad fiend technology. He
would be the kind of mad fiend
who surrounds himself with "hench-
men". He probably can't get enough
of "henchmen". Preferably ones of
decidedly inferior intellect,
whenever possible. He would be the
kind of mad fiend who, born with-
out any particular vocal tics or
strange "signature" habits of his
own would adopt some. He would,
worst of all, not be above mental
cruelty to animals: witness the
names he inflicted on the poor
porcine duo.

In the Christmas issue of True
UFO magazine Christmas Eve
abuctee Christopher Swezey, 37, of
Sheepshear, New Zealand, relates
to readers how every Christmas
Eve he and his sister Charlotte
used to be abducted from their
rural home by unseen beings and
taken to a large departement store
in London where they were permit-
ted by these beings to play with
wonderful toys of every kind unill
sunup when they were whisked back
to their beds.

Is their anything grey space
aliens won't sink to for a little
positive P.R.?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Clearly, the mad fiend behind this kind of enterprise would require and underground lair of immense capacity well stocked with all the latest mad fiend technology. He would be the kind of mad fiend who surrounds himself with "henchmen". He probably can't get enough of "henchmen". Preferably ones of decidedly inferior intellect, whenever possible. He would be the kind of mad fiend who, born without any particular vocal tics or strange "signature" habits of his
own would adopt some. He would, worst of all, not be above mental cruelty to animals: witness the names he inflicted on the poor porcine duo. Dang! think Ya found me out have ya?, Heh heh heh![/color]

In the Christmas issue of True UFO magazine Christmas Eve abuctee Christopher Swezey, 37, of Sheepshear, New Zealand, relates to readers how every Christmas Eve he and his sister Charlotte used to be abducted from their rural home by unseen beings and taken to a large departement store in London where they were permitted by these beings to play with wonderful toys of every kind unill sunup when they were whisked backto their beds.

Is their anything grey space aliens won't sink to for a little positive P.R.?

Yes, actual/substantive proof of them having been here, actual sex, (if you only knew, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!) rather then just that probative stuff, and telling me the damn keycode for the spacecraft !

When flying an grey alien spacecraft , is it bad manners to ask you host to pay for the fuel?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Yes, actual/substantive proof of them having been here, actual sex, (if you only knew, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!) rather then just that probative stuff, and telling me the damn keycode for the spacecraft !

You're still quite high, aren't
you!

When flying an grey alien spacecraft , is it bad manners to ask you host to pay for the fuel?

Although it certainly reflects
well on you that you ask, the av-
erage grey space alien has no con-
cept of manners that could be as-
saulted by any word or action on
your part. Likewise, they have no
monetary system, and no conception
that anything must be paid for
beyond what we tell them. To the
extent they tend to expropriate
fuel by whatever means is at hand
it is better not to complicate
things by suggesting there is any
protocol they should be observing.

In the March 1999 issue of True
UFO magazine an interview with
an anonymous informant who called
the magazine from behind closed
doors at the Pentagon revealed
among other astonishing facts,
that, in the year 2000 the reins
of the government were to be hand-
ed over to grey space alien high
command as the result of an unfor-
tunate hand in a pokergame. What
remarkable turn of events prevent-
ed this transfer from ever occur-
ing?

 

[FZ+]

They realized we were offering the governance of Earth, not Irtx as they had previously assumed.

Why do all aliens speak english?