Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Nylex]

Is it roofs or rooves?

Depends on the mood you're in.

Why is the plural of "goose" "geese", but the plural of "moose" isn't "meese"?

 

[Reshma]

Depends on the mood you're in.

Why is the plural of "goose" "geese", but the plural of "moose" isn't "meese"?

Just the same way as the plural of "mouse" is mice but the plural of "house" isn't "hice".

If love is "blind", why do people fall in love at first "sight"?

 

[franznietzsche]

Just the same way as the plural of "mouse" is mice but the plural of "house" isn't "hice".

If love is "blind", why do people fall in love at first "sight"?

Because blind sight is just like faith healing, magical.

Why are pancake houses so comodius?

 

[mattmns]

I am going to guess that you meant commodious? Pankcake houses are so commodious because after a large stack of pancakes you need to loosen your belt, and push back your chair.

Why are pancakes soooo good?

 

[honestrosewater]

Why are pancakes soooo good?

Strict moral upbringing.

If I could save time in a bottle, would it have to be a Klein Bottle?

 

[The Bob]

If I could save time in a bottle, would it have to be a Klein Bottle?

It would have to be a very small bottle, I think.

What is the purpose of soap?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[The Bob]

I don't know the purpose of the soap but do you know mine?
You won't believe me that the basic rule of it all
is the law of lever. But believe you me it is!

I must say I am impressed by it all and I have been waiting along time for another long winded answer to something for a while but you did not leave a question.

I mean what is the point in answering this thread if you do not leave a question? :tongue2:

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[eax]

Most amazing and confusing question ever :D

what's 2+2

Ask it to a random person and they will stumble in confusion for a few seconds :D Works every time ;) (except in math class, the students are ready)

 

[The Bob]

Most amazing and confusing question ever :D

what's 2+2

Ask it to a random person and they will stumble in confusion for a few seconds :D Works every time ;) (except in math class, the students are ready)

Any other newbie that does not get the point of this thread. You answer the last question in the last post and then ask one yourself.

Will no on get this?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[tribdog]

Will no on get this?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Only you Bob, only you.

At what temperature will a piece of ham burst into flame?

 

[rachmaninoff]

According to a reclusive amazonian tribe who have constructed an entire measuring system on the physical and chemical properties of dead pigs - the answer is: unity (1).

(Edit: then again it might depend on the species of dead pig in question...)

Why is a mongoose?

 

[The Bob]

Why is a mongoose?

Because a Tou-Can.

Why is it that you can wait ages for a bus and then three come at once?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[Rader]

According to a reclusive amazonian tribe who have constructed an entire measuring system on the physical and chemical properties of dead pigs - the answer is: unity (1).

(Edit: then again it might depend on the species of dead pig in question...)

Why is a mongoose?

He is the cousin of turkey.

How come the New Year is celebrated at the end of the Year if it is so new?

 

[The Bob]

How come the New Year is celebrated at the end of the Year if it is so new?

It is meant to trick your mind into thinking the wrong way round. It is very clever.

Look at post above this one for next question.

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[The Bob]

Why is it that you can wait ages for a bus and then three come at once?

I don't know but I saw it happen today.

What is the point in Mathematical problems?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[madcat11]

What is the point in Mathematical problems?

The Bob (2004 ©)

The decimal, duh.

What is the point in the road?

 

[rachmaninoff]

The point in "the road?" is the little dot under the question mark '?'.

What is the point of grammar?

 

[The Bob]

What is the point of grammar?

We could go on this route all night. It is there so that words are not in any old order (although this can happen in Russia).

Russia?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[rachmaninoff]

Moscow.

Luxembourg?

 

[The Bob]

Luxembourg?

Luxembourg but another circle is appearing.

Where is the centre of a piece of cake?

The Bob (2004 *©)

 

[franznietzsche]

Moscow.

Luxembourg?

Money

Mone?

 

[The Bob]

Mone?

What?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[franznietzsche]

What?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Sky.


Will this thread make it to 2,000 posts?

 

[BoulderHead]

Sky.


Will this thread make it to 2,000 posts?

Not the way it's going.


Does this thread deserve to reach 2,000 posts?

 

[Gokul43201]

Does this thread deserve to reach 2,000 posts?

Not the way it's going.


What say we solve a murder mystery instead ?

 

[rachmaninoff]

What say we solve a murder mystery instead ?

Not the way it's going.

Could I solve the Riemann conjecture if I tried?

 

[Gokul43201]

Could I solve the Riemann conjecture if I tried?

Fat chance ! You'd sooner compose a piano concerto than solve a millenium problem.

Okay, so I'm wandering about in PF-land and suddenly I'm ambushed by a stealthy member trying to rob me of my posts (I know this, from all the threatening PMs I've gotten from an unknown sender). Just as I turn around, I feel a blow to the back of my head followed by ...nothing.

Whodunnit ?

 

[BoulderHead]

Okay, so I'm wandering about in PF-land and suddenly I'm ambushed by a stealthy member trying to rob me of my posts (I know this, from all the threatening PMs I've gotten from an unknown sender). Just as I turn around, I feel a blow to the back of my head followed by ...nothing.

Whodunnit ?

This woman right here;
http://sdrc.lib.uiowa.edu/traveling-culture/turkey.jpg


How many posts did she make off with?

 

[remcook]

i could tell, but I'd have to kill you

does it ever stop?

 

[hypnagogue]

How many posts did she make off with?

Pi, to go with the turkey.

Assume a turkey is a sphere. Would you want to eat it?

 

[honestrosewater]

Assume a turkey is a sphere. Would you want to eat it?

Only after it stops.

does it ever stop?

Only after I eat it.

If qualia were a joke, would the zombies get it?

 

[franznietzsche]

NO they only get qualio.


Whats wrong with this guy: :!) ? Is he diseased?

 

[hypnagogue]

If qualia were a joke, would the zombies get it?

It is logically impossible for qualia to be a joke; that is to say, there are no metaphysically possible worlds wherein qualia can be jokes.

If zombies could tell jokes, would we feel any worse about dismembering them and then setting the pieces on fire?

 

[honestrosewater]

Whats wrong with this guy :!) ? Is he diseased?

Yes, he has herpes simplex keratitis- and you can guess how he got it. :tongue2:

If zombies could tell jokes, would we feel any worse about dismembering them and then setting the pieces on fire?

No worse than they would feel.

Are impure representational properties what I think they are?

 

[hypnagogue]

Are impure representational properties what I think they are?

I can't possibly answer such an impurely represented question.

What's the over/under on how long the "Should we eat meat?" thread lasts?