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what if i didn't end this post with a qeution?
Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer
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The discussion revolves around a playful and humorous exchange in a new forum, encouraging participants to ask "stupid questions" and receive equally silly answers. Participants engage in lighthearted banter, often incorporating puns and wordplay, such as discussing the time it might take to reach 1,000 posts or the best superpower, with self-levitation being a favorite. Questions range from the absurd, like the fate of old forums, to whimsical inquiries about elephants and the universe. The tone is irreverent, with users joking about the nature of their questions and the concept of "stupidity" in their responses. The thread serves as a space for creative and nonsensical dialogue, emphasizing fun over seriousness.
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The Bob
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We would ask for a question.pebrew said:
Some of you do not get this thread. You answer a stupid question and then put your own stupid question up.
So what do you make of stupid quetions?
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Crackpot
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If the best way to convince
a fool that it is wrong, is to
give it exactly what it desires.
The best way to handle
a fool that’s right is:
A. Kill it quick before it multiplies.
B. Encourage it, follow it, and worship it in
the hope of corrupting it.
C. Get out of the way and let it be.
D. Give it exactly what it desires in the
hope of convincing it it’s wrong.
a fool that it is wrong, is to
give it exactly what it desires.
The best way to handle
a fool that’s right is:
A. Kill it quick before it multiplies.
B. Encourage it, follow it, and worship it in
the hope of corrupting it.
C. Get out of the way and let it be.
D. Give it exactly what it desires in the
hope of convincing it it’s wrong.
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The Bob
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But where is your question?Crackpot said:
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Math Is Hard
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The Bob said:
Thanks, The Bob, for explaining the format to the new folks.
You can make a lot of things out of stupid questions, especially if you know how to crochet. Potholders, tea cozys, and attractive wall-hangings for example...
What can you make out of popsicle sticks and duct tape?
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jimmy p
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Math Is Hard said:
Just about anything as long as you have watched Blue Peter.
How come Blue Peter never showed me how to make dogpoo tasting pudding out of 10 lemons and some stickyback plastic?
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Sariaht
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Stop that, you're making him flush! Boy did Blue turn red now TRAFFIC JAM!
Base to the Salt Peter!
Vegetable curry
1 union
1 clove of love (optional)
Half a flowerpower
1 sweet potential (or normal potato if you prefer)
2 large carriers
3 Tomahawks
100g of frozen peace
100g of frozen green men
1 tsp of gun powder
1 tbsp of holy grale mustard
1/2 tsp of succer
1/2 tsp of saltpeter
400ml of water
How do chaires reproduce?
Base to the Salt Peter!
Vegetable curry
1 union
1 clove of love (optional)
Half a flowerpower
1 sweet potential (or normal potato if you prefer)
2 large carriers
3 Tomahawks
100g of frozen peace
100g of frozen green men
1 tsp of gun powder
1 tbsp of holy grale mustard
1/2 tsp of succer
1/2 tsp of saltpeter
400ml of water
How do chaires reproduce?
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Errr
well iunno any of the answers of these questions but another question would be.. how come I'm alive and not dead lol =p or if I'm dead but i don't know it how am i alive? or if i were dead and not alive but almost alive but barely dead what would happen then ? =T OH and ...
how do u kno what's real? like could u possibly be living in a dream right now and everything you're doing at the moment is just a dream and you're still sleeping or if what you are doing right now is fake and when you go to sleep that is wen the real things happen HMM
well iunno any of the answers of these questions but another question would be.. how come I'm alive and not dead lol =p or if I'm dead but i don't know it how am i alive? or if i were dead and not alive but almost alive but barely dead what would happen then ? =T OH and ...
how do u kno what's real? like could u possibly be living in a dream right now and everything you're doing at the moment is just a dream and you're still sleeping or if what you are doing right now is fake and when you go to sleep that is wen the real things happen HMM
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Reality is a logic dream, or a dream is an unlogic reality
Either dreams do not exist or everything is dreams.
Is this thread totally dead?
I was thinking of reading the thread now but i don't know
it seems cind of long!
Either dreams do not exist or everything is dreams.
Is this thread totally dead?
I was thinking of reading the thread now but i don't know
it seems cind of long!
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jimmy p
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Sariaht said:Reality is a logic dream, or a dream is an unlogic reality
Either dreams do not exist or everything is dreams.
Is this thread totally dead?
I was thinking of reading the thread now but i don't know
Nope has an average blood pressure 110/70, and is kicking and screaming for real stupid quetions to appear.
Do badgerbadgerbadgers prefer mushrooms or snakes?
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The Bob
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Bananas.jimmy p said:
What is the history behind Cheese on Toast?
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jimmy p
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The Bob said:
Some local yokel wanted to have hot milk sandwiches. So in an act of inspiration, he took his cow, Daisy, and stuck her on a spit-roast, with slices of bread underneath. As the flames licked up, he started milking Daisy, but as all the turning and churning occured, what came out of Daisy's udders ended up as Camenbert on burnt bread. Which doesn't have quite a ring to it. so was renamed.
How is Edam made backwards?
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jimmy p said:
By smoke and mirrors.
How come Bush always laughs creepy?
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jimmy p
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Jeebus said:
Because he is a hyena in a monkey suit.
How come John Kerry has no surname?
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jimmy p said:
That's easy. Because he is secretly wears spandex at nights when he is out doing superhero duties.
How come superheroes always wear some type of tights?
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Jeebus said:
Because they were the people that failed to get into 80's metal bands, but never grew out of the fad.
How come superheroes are supposed to be anonymous but their bad guys always know their weakness and stuff?
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jimmy p said:
Because they spend too much time trying to get girls.
How come girls like the bad boys, but don't like villains?
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jimmy p
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Jeebus said:
Because villians are evil masterminds and bad-boys are the villain's goons, and no-one likes a smartass.
How come villains never attack cities which the superheroes AREN'T in?
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jimmy p said:
They do. It just so happens that the Justice League has a tracker on each villain and go to him quicker than a jack rabbit on speed.
How come Apocalypse is the only supervillain that whooped Superman's bootay?
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jimmy p
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Jeebus said:
It's all in the name. You can't expect to whoop a hero with Dr. name or a Green Goblinesque name. It has to be one word with MEANING.
Would you class the teenage mutant ninja turtles as superheroes or regular heroes?
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jimmy p said:
Regular. No superhero would have a pizza drug-esque addiction. That's only for Hollywood actors and actresses.
Do you think Master Splinter ever feels like killing his turtles?
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MSI
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Jeebus said:
ya .. when he is drunk
why isn't this topic sticked?!
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jimmy p
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MSI said:
There isn't glue strong enough to hold a topic of this size.
How come they are called smileys when not all of them smile?
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Ba
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Because nobody knows why they don't smile, they should be.
Why do the stupid questions kepp on going but those with meaning disapear?
Why do the stupid questions kepp on going but those with meaning disapear?
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dekoi
Because those with meaning are more difficult to answer, and are not often considered as "stupid" questions.
Why ask questions?
Why ask questions?
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MSI
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because some one has to answer
what is a "stuped question"?
what is a "stuped question"?
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Ba
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A question with a stupid answer of course.
Why does it always rain when you want to be outside?
Why does it always rain when you want to be outside?
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MSI
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because god doesn't like us!
what do you do if you were in a desert with your love and a gun with one bullet and two lions, one following you and the other following her?
what do you do if you were in a desert with your love and a gun with one bullet and two lions, one following you and the other following her?
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The Bob
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Brake the laws of thermodynamics and make them turn 90° suddenly and shot them both.MSI said:
What is swiss cheese made of?
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MSI
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from the milk of a white cow with strange black shapes on it!
why the cats are always afraid of dogs?
why the cats are always afraid of dogs?