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This thread explores a variety of whimsical and humorous questions and answers, often playing with language and absurdity. The discussion includes light-hearted inquiries about posting habits, the nature of questions, and fantastical concepts like superpowers and the universe's expansion.

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  • Participants humorously speculate on how long it might take to reach 1000 posts in the thread.
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  • #1,561
Their incomon ancestor whas skitsophreen

What cind of a person would fool a murder snail to drink beer?
 
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  • #1,562
Sariaht said:
Their incomon ancestor whas skitsophreen

What cind of a person would fool a murder snail to drink beer?

Murder snails are the worst kind of snails. You don't want to get them drunk.
They get belligerent and will try to kill you -- very slowly though. Very few people are actually murdered by murder snails. People are usually fast enough to get away from them before being completely murdered.

How do you tell a genius from an idiot?
 
  • #1,563
The same way you tell a moron from a genius. You don't they're all the same.

If you are upsidedown, are you up or are you down?
 
  • #1,564
Ba said:
If you are upsidedown, are you up or are you down?
Neither.

Pumpkin anyone?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,565
Not till Halloween, the pumpkins are needed to scare away the little kids. You can carve funny faces in them.

Why orange pumpkins, there are other colors too?
 
  • #1,566
Yes that's really rasistic,

Were are the black pumpkins?
 
  • #1,567
Sariaht said:
Were are the black pumpkins?


You can't see them because it is night time.

What is so good about a bee's knees?
 
  • #1,568
jimmy p said:
What is so good about a bee's knees?
It rhymes.

Why am I being watched by a duck?
 
  • #1,569
Tsunami said:
It rhymes.

Why am I being watched by a duck?
He saw you shaking your tail feathers...



What's the worst part about lingering on and on?
 
  • #1,570
BoulderHead said:
He saw you shaking your tail feathers...

What's the worst part about lingering on and on?
Having to keep shaking your tail feathers.

Why do they call it 'corn'?
 
  • #1,571
heh! YOU call it corn.
WE call it maize!

Why do the Trobriand Islanders use yams for currency and how do you make change for a yam?
 
  • #1,572
Math Is Hard said:
Why do the Trobriand Islanders use yams for currency and how do you make change for a yam?
Hey! you asked TWO questions *the nerve*...



Can 'toe yam' be used for change making?
 
  • #1,573
Only if your two good hands are tied behind your back.

Is eating white rice immoral?
 
  • #1,574
Math Is Hard said:
Is eating white rice immoral?
Unless you're [a] Saint, yes.

What's your favorite prehistoric creature?
 
  • #1,575
women!

should i ask a [stuped] question?
 
  • #1,576
Good answer with women, MSI !

MSI said:
should i ask a [stuped] question?
It's ok, you just did. :-p

What’s a typical population size tribes reach before internal squabbling produces a factious split?
 
  • #1,577
Two, people don't get along.

Who started the first revoloution?
 
  • #1,578
Ba said:
Who started the first revoloution?


The guy who pushed the wheel.

Why arent wheels square?
 
  • #1,579
because the edges will be brocken if you round it ..

are you evil?
 
  • #1,580
MSI said:
are you evil?


Not but I live backwards.

What do cows drink?
 
  • #1,581
frozen oxigen, that's why they muu constantly.

Since we are talking about frogs anyway, I have a question for you:

If frogs have green blood (?), and humans have red blood but kings have blue blood, what color has the blood of princes that has turned into frogs?
 
  • #1,582
Orange, nothing else has orange blood.

Why do frogs ribbet?
 
  • #1,583
Ba said:
Why do frogs ribbet?

Frogs ribbit because they were the last creatures to be invented, and as such, all the decent animal noises were taken up. So they had to choose between "ribbit" and "sound of someone with explosive diarrhoea" it was an obvious choice.

Why shouldn't you put toast in a toaster?
 
  • #1,584
The toast burns in hellfire, as the humans put them in toasters to devour them not knowing that a part of hell stays in the toast. Beware, for you eat the bread of the dead!

Originaly posted by Ba:
Orange, nothing else has orange blood.

Why do frogs ribbet?
When you wrote orange blood, did you mean blood orange?

PS. Can I go now?
 
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  • #1,585
Sariaht said:
The toast burns in hellfire, as the humans put them in toasters to devour them not knowing that a part of hell stays in the toast. Beware, for you eat the bread of the dead!

Originaly posted by Ba:

When you wrote orange blood, did you mean blood orange?

PS. Can I go now?

Yes but come back later.

Never let the thread go.

What is the point of a Banana?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,586
The Bob said:
Yes but come back later.

Never let the thread go.

What is the point of a Banana?

The Bob (2004 ©)


The point is to be the only fruit with three 'a's' and two 'n's' :smile:

To be the only yellow fruit?
 
  • #1,587
madcat11 said:
To be the only yellow fruit?
Is like the only needle in the haystack.

What is a Bond Bong?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,588
The Bob said:
Is like the only needle in the haystack.

What is a Bond Bong?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Something 007 uses before he goes on a misson for that extra boost.

Does James Bond drink milk?
 
  • #1,589
jimmy p said:
Does James Bond drink milk?
Yes but only strawberry flavoured.

What is the point of a Licence to Kill?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,590
What is the point of a Licence to Kill? The Bob (2004 ©)[/QUOTE said:
So the ones who've passed can upgrade from their 'Learners Permit' to Kill!


Why did Sean Connery wear a rug on his head?
 

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