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lets see, green hearts, blue diamonds, pink shovels, purple clovers, hmm<me mumbling to myself as I think
indigo girls?

Do you remember the indigo girls?
 
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No, but the Indigo-go-go-girls was a strip club.

Why does he have no pants on?
 
hypnagogue said:
Because he already has a sock on.

Where do socks go when you lose them in the laundry? Why do I get the feeling someone already asked that?


42.


Who does remind you of?
 
Dalai Lama

Why is this thread so long?
 
Its only as long as I am.

Why is blue that color?
 
because purple is sexy, not blue

What does Z looks like?
 
It looks like a 9 rotated clockwise by 90 degrees.

Whats so special about Oxygen?
 
Whats so special about Oxygen?
We don't like to talk about that. Nitrogen can be so touchy about the subject, and poor Fluorine never did recover from the shock...

Why are there no plans to fix Gallium so that it will melt in your mouth but not in your hands?
 
plover said:
We don't like to talk about that. Nitrogen can be so touchy about the subject, and poor Fluorine never did recover from the shock...

Why are there no plans to fix Gallium so that it will melt in your mouth but not in your hands?


Because mercury is healthier for eating.

Why am i so hungry?
 
Back home to California.

Why is water colourless?
 
Moonbear said:
Do you remember when the ansers in this thread were lengthy and witty, not a bunch of one-liners?

Well, no, I have to admit that I don't remember.

Do you know that I know that you know that I know that you that I know that . . . [ad infinitum]? :biggrin:
 
Astronuc said:
Well, no, I have to admit that I don't remember.

Do you know that I know that you know that I know that you that I know that . . . [ad infinitum]? :biggrin:
You know I didn't know that! :-p


Does anyone remember when Tom worked out the SPF value needed for an individual in the Biblical Hell (it was most illuminating!) ?
 
BoulderHead said:
Does anyone remember when Tom worked out the SPF value needed for an individual in the Biblical Hell (it was most illuminating!) ?

Not really. He got some on the lightbulb, and it blocked out all the light, so I couldn't read the rest of the solution in the dark.

Why do people call it "Biblical" Hell? Is there another Hell?
 
BoulderHead said:
How 'bout usted?
usted?? What is Usted??

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
BoulderHead said:
Did I nearly kill this thread with that question?

No, but you dealt it a horrid blow to the head with that terrible misspelling.

I just got another AOL CD in the mail. Guess what I've got planned for it ? :devil:
 
Gokul43201 said:
I just got another AOL CD in the mail. Guess what I've got planned for it ? :devil:

You'll probably gush, "Oh, goody, another one this weeK!" and put it in your collection - which is now 4,531 strong - all lined up around the top of your roof (and the adjacent apartment roofs, as well), and when the number reaches 5,000 - which should happen sometime before the end of the year - you plan to kick the first one in this enormously intricate row of disks you've created and that will send the rest into a snaking, domino-like fall, which, when flat on the roof, will create a reflection - because of the low location of the sun at this time - that will knock out all communication satelites currently circling this side of the planet.

Is it roofs or rooves?
 
madcat11 said:
Is it roofs or rooves?

Depends on the mood you're in.

Why is the plural of "goose" "geese", but the plural of "moose" isn't "meese"?
 
Nylex said:
Depends on the mood you're in.

Why is the plural of "goose" "geese", but the plural of "moose" isn't "meese"?
Just the same way as the plural of "mouse" is mice but the plural of "house" isn't "hice".

If love is "blind", why do people fall in love at first "sight"?
 
Reshma said:
Just the same way as the plural of "mouse" is mice but the plural of "house" isn't "hice".

If love is "blind", why do people fall in love at first "sight"?

Because blind sight is just like faith healing, magical.

Why are pancake houses so comodius?
 
I am going to guess that you meant commodious? Pankcake houses are so commodious because after a large stack of pancakes you need to loosen your belt, and push back your chair.

Why are pancakes soooo good?
 
mattmns said:
Why are pancakes soooo good?
Strict moral upbringing.

If I could save time in a bottle, would it have to be a Klein Bottle?
 
honestrosewater said:
If I could save time in a bottle, would it have to be a Klein Bottle?

It would have to be a very small bottle, I think.

What is the purpose of soap?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
su said:
I don't know the purpose of the soap but do you know mine?
You won't believe me that the basic rule of it all
is the law of lever. But believe you me it is!
I must say I am impressed by it all and I have been waiting along time for another long winded answer to something for a while but you did not leave a question.

I mean what is the point in answering this thread if you do not leave a question? :-p

The Bob (2004 ©)