Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[joeyar]

I will bring some Martian Turtles and an Australian Polar Bear from New Zealand.

What will be the PlysLympic Flame and what physicsforums members will be performing at the opening ceremony?

 

[TR345]

The flame will be green so that we don't contribute to global cooling, I would perform a demo of my perpetual motion machine, but I might have to call in sick because I've recently been diagnosed with that one disease, you know.

By the way, what inventions will you show off?

 

[tribdog]

My dead thread resuscitator.Why can't some people just let an old thread die?

 

[tribdog]

Nevermind let this one die

 

[sandinmyears]

My dead thread resuscitator.
Why can't some people just let an old thread die?

You have to by law if you know CPR. :D

 

[OmCheeto]

You have to by law if you know CPR. :D

Some people don't know CPR.

What are they supposed to do with the thread? Kick it like an old tribdog?

 

[kaisxuans]

no, u keep it going until the creater wans to kick it aside.

if old threads are to be kicked,old clocks kicked aside, nerds get kicked around by gangsters, then do old people have to be kicked too?

 

[madcat11]

if old threads are to be kicked,old clocks kicked aside, nerds get kicked around by gangsters, then do old people have to be kicked too?

naw, they just go to the old people place promised pre-programmed for them.

Does a pre-program have to run prior to a program or can it run concurrently, after or never at all, time-wise (speaking quantum-ly, of course)?

 

[kaisxuans]

how about having a concurrent program running pior to a time wasting schedule while quantum-ly having to answer your question with what i do not know about? ok I am writing crap.

so how did the word CRAP come about? can't people just say DAMN...wait how did that come up too??
?

 

[BobG]

Because John Crapper invented the first flush toilet (and I think you may have committed a foul by asking a legitimate question with a real answer).

Why do birds suddenly appear?

 

[Howers]

Why does America use the Imperial system for measurment?

 

[Redbelly98]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

 

[madcat11]

Because John Crapper invented the first flush toilet (and I think you may have committed a foul by asking a legitimate question with a real answer).

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Every time you are near?

And, did you just commit a foul by using the word "question" rather than the appropriate - and thread-wise - "quetion"? wait.wait. here's my quetion:

Just like me, do you like to be, close to them?

 

[mcknia07]

Close to who/whom? Who are they?

 

[Gokul43201]

Just like me, do you like to be, close to them?

Only close enough to tell whether I want to get closer. More often than not, I find that's already too close for comfort.

What's a good way to tell people to please follow the rules of the thread?

 

[OmCheeto]

Only close enough to tell whether I want to get closer. More often than not, I find that's already too close for comfort.

What's a good way to tell people to please follow the https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=1745355&postcount=3042"?

Delete the post! and give them a 1/2 point warning... We shouldn't be forced to gander when someone isn't being a good goose.

Did the birds suddenly appear in the fall and spring?

 

[mbrmbrg]

Yes, the quantum birds did in fact appear in two seasons simultaneously!

Why is it that when there are three hands on an analog (non-alarm) clock, the third hand is almost invariably called the second hand?

 

[ak1991]

my question is why is this forum so stupid... ?

 

[Mentallic]

Why is it that when there are three hands on an analog (non-alarm) clock, the third hand is almost invariably called the second hand?

The third/second hand is attempting to overrun and dominate the analog clock.

Girls won't speak to me, what disability do they have?

 

[Jungy]

Shy-itis.

Why is it so cold in my room?

 

[youngoldman]

Throw another stick of chewing gum in the fire.

What colour would the flame be if it was pineapple flavoured?

 

[Ulagatin]

Answer to the universe, life and everything = 42 = 0 = 42 = 0 = 42 *CRITICAL ERROR* BLAM.

Universe does not exist. Life does not exist. Rationality epic fails.

Do I exist?

 

[youngoldman]

Only on the 30th of February.

If a chicken could count its feathers, would it be able to count past two?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

It will be able to count to 42.

If a hobo shoots craps in the woods will god take the bet?

 

[youngoldman]

Yes, he'd bet on the dice annhilating each other to form gamma rays.

If Does God bet on every game of craps and rig each bet in his favour?

 

[joeyar]

No - he doesn't agree with the ways of the football referees.

What would happen if a football referee used a horse as a whistle?

 

[Air]

Neigh would be the sound produced hence all fouls would be ignored (Neigh\approxno).

What would happen If I could stop time but myself could continue life?

 

[madcat11]

What would happen If I could stop time but myself could continue life?

You would be the contiuuuuuum

How could life be if GOD were one of us?

 

[joeyar]

Better - we wouldn't have to endure that 'If god were one of us' song.

What song would we have to endure in its place if I had a microphone?

 

[Mentallic]

If Betty bought a bit of butter, but the butter that Betty bought was bitter, would Betty buy another bit of butter?

 

[Blades0fChaos]

Depends what she did with the butter.

Why can't cows travel down stairs?

 

[joeyar]

Because they're scared of the lions in the basement.

Why would the basement be an ideal place to keep my pet zebra?

 

[Blades0fChaos]

To keep it away from babies.

Why are babies so lethal?

 

[Mentallic]

because the mothers are so suicidal

If we grow hair, do those hairs grow hair?

 

[physics girl phd]

Not generally... but they do if we are growing hares.

Is raising a hare a hair-raising experience?

 

[Office_Shredder]

Only if you scare the hare.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't be misunderstood?

 

[Ba]

Still none, it only chucks wood because no-one understands it.

How far can a woodchuck chuck wood?

 

[Snaked0c]

As far as wood would go with the force of the wood chuch chucker.

Do metal chucks exist?

 

[Mentallic]

Unless a woodchuck permits it to exist, then no.

If a husband commits adultery, but the wife doesn't mind. Then why is there global warming?

 

[mgb_phys]

If a husband commits adultery, but the wife doesn't mind. Then why is there global warming?

There won't be anymore - now that we have pirates

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/FSM_Pirates.png

 

[Mentallic]

lol ! best stupid answer by far!

 

[franznietzsche]

This frankenstein's monster still exists? Jesus Cristo!

 

[Andrew Buren]

Hey, there is Global Warming on Venus. Let's send Al Gore up there!

 

[Evo]

Let's get back to the game. You must give an answer then ask a quetion.

 

[Office_Shredder]

This frankenstein's monster still exists?

Only if you believe in it.

If a cow farts and nobody smells it, does it still contribute to global warming?

 

[Andre]

Yes, the answer is 42, (joules). Where is everybody?

 

[Office_Shredder]

Earth.

Where is nobody?

 

[Gokul43201]

Where is nobody?

I ain't going to speak for nobody, but will tell you that ybodon is in erehwon.

Doesn't it make you want to cry, seeing all the recent carnage?

 

[GarageTinker]

Depends on the recent carnage you're referring to really, but in general it's my cooking that makes me cry.

Is everybody still breathing okay after the cow in post #3097 farted?

 

[franznietzsche]

Depends on the recent carnage you're referring to really, but in general it's my cooking that makes me cry.

Is everybody still breathing okay after the cow in post #3097 farted?

I was suffocating until I lit a match. Now I just have no eyebrows.

Why did the fart smell like lilac berries?